“zhoulao，ninzheiwanxiaokebuhaoxiao……”
yipang，lifengxintoumanshiwunai。
tanalikanbuchu，zhoudinganzheishixiangyaoyidinghunweiyou，bazijibangzaizhoujia。
zhishiduiyulinyuqingzheiweizhoujiadaxiaojie，taqueshishimeishenmexinsi。
bijingtakebuxiangjiehunhouhaiyaotiantianhezijidenvrenxianghusuanji。
“laotouziwokebushikaiwanxiao，erqiebumanlixiaoyou，zaozaixiaoyounilaizhiqian，zaizheihunyueyishishang，nishifuneilaojiahuozaojiuyijinggenwotongguoqile，ruoshixiaoyoubuxindehua，huishanshi，lixiaoyounikeyiqinziquwenwenta。”
zhoudinganxiaomimidishuozhe，zhenggerenyijingshichengzhuzaixiong。
“这……”
tingdaozhoudinganzheihua，lifengdaomeiyouhuaiyi。
jiulifengduishifudelejie，duifangshijueduinengganchuzheizhongshide！
bijing，zaozaizijixiashandeshihou，shifujiuyijingnasanbaijindefeipoweixieguoziji，rangzijijinkuaizhaogelaopo。
yaoshizijibudayingzhoudingandetiqin，yilaotouzidexingge，dengduifangzhidaozheishihou，zijijinhoupashizhenyaoqugefujia‘qianjin’zaishanshangshenghuole！
xiangdaozhei，lifengbuyoudegandaotouteng。
“xiaoyoubushuohua，neilaotouzibiandangxiaoyoumorentongyile！”
kanzheshenqianchongrubujingdelifeng，zhoudinganshiyuekanyuemanyi。
suiranduifangzhangxiangputonglexie，danzhangxiangyoubunengdangfanchi，xuannanrenhaishidekannengli。
erqiexunchangrenyaoshizhidaonengbangshanghaomennagebuhuixinxiruokuang。
nengxianglifengzheiyangdanranchuzhide，keweishifengmaolinjiao！
zaijiashangduifangxuehuideguigupaidebenshi，tayouhechouzhoujiabuxing？
“yiwokan，zeriburuzhuangri，yaobulixiaoyoujinribiangenwozheisunnvwanchengdinghunyishikehao？”
“爷爷！”
yankanyeyeyaowanzhende，yipangdelinyuqinglimazuobuzhule，takebuxiangjiajiyigeqiongxiaozi！
dankaolvdaoyeyebingqingbunengshou**deta，haishiqiangyazhexintoudenuyi，naixindao：
“wogenzheiweilifeng，jintiancaigangjianmian，ninxianzaijiubangwogentadinghun，zheijinzhan，shibushiyoudiantaikuaile？”
“meishi，dengdinghunhounimenzaimanmanlejieyebuchima，erqiezheiniantouxianglifengzheimeyouxiudexiaohuozikemeijige，nikedehaohaozhenxi。”
zhoudinganbuzhehenjiditixingzhezijidesunnv，dantingdaozheihuadelinyuqingqueshigandaoyouxiebukesiyi：
jiuzheizhongtubie，haiyouxiu？
开玩笑呢吧？
buxing，bixudexiangbanfarangyeyegaikou，burandengzheihundingxialai，zijizheibeiziyejiuwanle！
linyuqingxintoujiaoji，zhengsikaogaizenmeshuocainengranglaoyezihuixinzhuanyishi，damenchuqueturanchuanlaiyizhenshuanglangdexiaosheng：
“ba，gangcaininrangrentongzhiwoshuoyoudaxishi，wojiulianmangguolaile，buzhishishenmexishia？”
huayinluoxia，yigechuanzhexizhuang，daizhejinsiyanjingdeshougaozhongniannanrenzoulai。
zaitashenbianhaigenzheyigefuren，zhengshilinyuqingdemuqinlinyumei。
“jianguoheyumeiguolailea，zhenghao，jintianlaotouziwozaizheiligennimenxuanbugeshi。”
kandaodaolaideerzigenerxi，zhoudinganweiweihanshou，suihouzaierrenyihuodemuguangzhongshuominglezijidemude：
“wodasuanrangqingergenwoshenbiandezheiweilixiaoyoudinghun，buzhinimenzenmekan？”
“什么？！”
zhoujianguoyileng，suihouchaolaoyezishenpangdelifengwangqu，shaojiadaliang，meitoudunshijinzhou。
zhengxiangkaikoujujueshi，fangfoxiangdaoleshenme，weiweiyidun，jiezhebianxiaozhekaikoudao：
“jirannindouzheimeshuole，xiangbizheiweilixianzhikendingshiweiliangren，wogenyumeikendingbuhuifandui。”
tingdaozhoujianguozheihua，zhongrenfenfenlengle。
yipangdelinyumeitingdaozhangfuzhoujianguodehua，lianshangmanshibukesiyi。
huiguoshen，zhengxiangkaikoufandui，quebeizhangfuturanlazhu，suihouzaitayihuodemuguangzhong，zhoujianguobianchaozhelaoyeziweixiaodao：
“ba，zheidinghunyishishiguanzhongda，zanmenxuyaohaohaozhunbeicaixing，buranchuanchuquduizanmenzhoujiademingshengbuhao。”
“yiwokan，yaobuzanmenzaisanrihou，zhaokaixiajizhehui，xuanbuyixiaqingerdinghundeshiqing，buzhininyixiaruhe？”
“haohaohao，jiranniyouxin，neizheidinghunyishibianyounizheidanglaozhangrendelaianpai，wozheilaogutoujiubucaozheigexinle！”
kandaoerzimeiyoufandui，zhoudingandunshixinweiyixiao，suihoufangfoxiangqileshenme，fenfudao：
“duile，jianguo，jideanpaiqianguanjiabalongfengloudedachuqinglai，jinwanwoyaodabaiyanxi，haohaohelixiaoyouhejibei！”
“hao，buguo，ba，wozheibianhaiyoudianshiyaochuli，ninkan……”
“nixianqumangba，wozaihelixiaoyou，bu，hewodesunxuhaohaoshuohuihua。”
zhoudinganbaibaishou，jianci，zhoujianguoyexiaozhelikaiketing。
erzaizhoujianguolikaibujiuhou，qizilinyumeibianyekuaibugenlechulai：
“woshuonidaodizenmexiangde，ninandaozhenxiangbaqingerjiajineigejiaolifengdetubiebucheng？”
linyumeizhouzhemeitou，liansebinglengdikanzhezijidezhangfu，zhengxianghechizhangfushibushinaozihuaidiaoledeshihou，zhoujianguoquebuxieyixiao，suihoukaikoudao：
“laihamachitianerou，wozhoujianguodenver，yeshitaneizhongqiongshangoulaidetubienengpeideshangde？！”
“那你什么意思？”
linyumeiyilianbujie，kandaoqizidebiaoqing，zhoujianguodangjijieshidao：
“zanmenzhoujiaxianzaiquankaozhelaoyezideneixieguanxicaimianqiangnenggenyangjiabaishouwan，erlaoyezidebingniyoubushibuqingchu，yaoshigangcaiwofandui，balaoyeziqichuhaodailai，neizanmenzhoujiapashiquanyaowanwan。”
“zhiyaochengguozheilianggeyue，jiwoshijianlianxishangjingchengdewujia，yangjiayishijiubuzuweilvle。”
“zaizhe，zheizhibuguoshidinghuneryi，youbushizhenjiehun，nibuyongdanxinqinger。”
“erqieneigexinglidexiaoziwoyechaguo，jiushiyimeijianguoshimiandexiangxiaren。”
“zaizanmenzhoujia，tahainengfanletianbucheng？xiandayingdinghun，houmianzhaojigejiekoudiaozheta，rangtabiegenqingerlaiwang，dengdaolaoyezibuxingle，zaizhaogeliyoubatazuodiaojiushile！”
“zheidinghundeduixiangdoumeile，hunyueziranyejiuwucongtiqi！”
zhoujianguolenglengyixiao，suihoufangfoxiangqileshenme，zhufuqizidao：
“duile，nihuitoujidegenqingershuoshuozheishi，bierangtaluanlai，burandaluanlewodejihua，zanmenyijiadouyaodaomei！”
“知道了。”
linyumeidianlediantou，shiyizijimingbai。
erlingyibian，zaizhoujianguohelinyumeilikaihou，lifengzeshijixuliuzaileketinggenlaoyeziliaotian。
zhidaokanhudesirenyishengdaolai，ranglaoyezijianchashentihou，lifengcaizhaolegejiekoulikaiketing。
jiuzailifengkanzhezhuangyuandamen，xiangzheyaobuyaochenxianzaiganjinpaolu，likaizhoujiadeshihou，yidaoshengyinquecongtashenhouxiangqi：
“lifeng，wojuedewomenyinggaihaohaotantan。”
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