第1章
“chouxiaozi，laofuyunyouqule，yinidetiaojiankongpazhinengdayibeizideguanggun，suoyilaofujinidinghaolehunshi，niquzuoshangmennvxu，zheibeizijiunengtangpingle。”
kandaolinlaodaojizijiliudexin，linyudeqijiubudayichulai。
shenmejiaoyiwodetiaojianzhinengdayibeizideguanggun？
老东西瞧不起谁呢？
laoziyishujingzhan、wuyichaoqun，guanjianhaizhangdeshuai，zheimehaodetiaojiannaliquzhao？nagenvrenbuxihuan？
laodongxijuranrangwoquzuoshangmennvxu，shizaitaiwururenle。
tabenlaibuyuanlihui，danlinlaodaoyoushuohunshuyishiliangfen，duifanghunshushangyoutafumudexiaoxi，ruguoxiangzhidaodehua，jiudenazhehunshuquheduifangjiaohuan。
congtazhishiyilai，wushiwukebuxiangdedaofumudexiaoxi，xianzaituranyoulexiwang，tabunengfangqi，suoyitazhinengxiashan，xiashanqutuihun。
tuihundediyizhanjiushijulizuijindeningzhoushi。
cishitazhanzainingzhoushihuochezhanmenkou，wangzhelailaiwangwangdedabaitui，turanjuedezheixieniankuidale。
zaozhidaochenglimeinvzheimeduo，jiugaizaoxiejincheng，shuobudingcishiyijingmeinvchengqunle。
rucijiugengjiajiandingletuihundexiangfa。
meinvneimeduo，woyouzheimeyouxiu，zonghuiyouwangbakanlvdou——duiyandeshihou，haizuoshenmeshangmennvxu？
zhengzaizheishi，turantingde“pa”deyishengcuixiang，suijitabianbeirencongbeihouzhongzhongdezhuangleyixia。
linyumamalieliedezhuanguoshen，faxiandishangmanshicipingsuipian，yigechuanzheyundongfu，daizhebangqiumaodenvhaipazaidishangjiaojidexunzhaozheshenme。
zhijianneinvhaiershilaisui，shencaixianxi，zhangdemeiqingmuxiu，danxiabandeshuangchunwennuanyourouruan。
linyumingbaidingshizheigenvhaizhuangleziji，dahuailedongxi，taluchuyigeziyiweihenshuaidexiaorong，wendao：“meizi，nimeishiba？”
cishidehuolingyundianjidezhiyoulingyao，nalikenlihuilinyu？
jiantabuliziji，linyujixuwendao：“meizi，zhaoshani？kanbanijide，shuochulaiwobangniyiqizhao。”
huolingyunmeihaoqideshuodao：“wo......wodelingyao！”
“lingyao？shenmelingyao？”
linyunannanshuodao，ganjinbanghuolingyunxunzhao，henkuaijiufaxianleyikewandoubandaxiaodeyaowan，jianqilaiwendao：“nishuodeshizheigema？”
huolingyuntaitoudingjingyikan，ganmangshenshouduoguoyaowan，duizheyaowanqingqingchuileyizhen，ranhouxiaoxinshouleqilai。
kandaohuolingyunjueqidexiaozuichun，linyuyouxiechongdong，yaoshinengqinyixiazheixiaozuichun，neiganjueyidinghenshushuangba？
huolingyunshouhaoyaowanzhihou，quejianlinyuzhengchimidekanzheziji，jipigedadunshibianmaoleqilai，bunaifandejiaodao：“kanshenmekan？xinghaolingyaomeishi，yaoburannijiusidingle。”
linyuzhengchenjinzaihuanxiangzhizhong，beihuolingyunyihechi，dunshidaleyigejiling，biezuidao：“chenglideponiangdouzheimebujiangdaolima？wohaoxinbangnizhaoyao，nibuganjijiusuanle，haixiongwo。”
huolingyunchazheyao，nuhoudao：“yaobushini，yaopingzenmehuidasui，yaozenmehuidiu？”
kanzhehuolingyunnaixiongnaixiongdeyangzi，linyusonglesongjian，hehedao：“zhenshigebujiangdaolidehanponiang，benshaoyelandelini。”
huolingyunborandanu，zhangyawuzhuadejiaohedao：“nizheige**？woyaobanishetougexialai。”
“yuner，budewuli！”
zhengzaizheishi，yigebaifacangcangdelaorenzhuzheguaizhang，congchezhanwaimianzoulejinlai。
jiandaolaoren，huolingyunlimapaoshangqu，baozhetadegebo，juezhezuishuodao：“yeye，zhei**qifuwo！”
laorenchenguaidao：“mingmingshinizhuanglerenjia......”
“yeye！”huolingyunlazhangshengyin，buyuedao：“ninzenmebangzhetashuohua？yaobushitazhanzaichuzhankou，wozenmehuizhuangdaota？”
“行了！”
laorenhezhizhuhuolingyun，duilinyupeixiaodao：“xiaoxiongdi，duibuqi，zheiyatouxingzijiledian，danbingmeiyouhuaixinsi，haiqingnibuyaohetayibanjianshi。”
linyubailebaishou，shuodao：“wocailandehehanponiangjijiao，kanzainihaisuanjiangdaolidefenshang，wotixingniyiju，baicaodansuiranshihaoyao，danbingbunengzhinidebing，fandaohuiyaolenideming。”
“fangpi！”huolingyundanudao：“nidongshenme？lingyaoshiwozhaoshenyiqiulaide。”
linyusonglesongjian，dandandao：“hanponiangjiushihanponiang，baicaodansuirannengqubingchutong，quebunengzhiliaoliangongyinqidejingmaidusai，fandaohuirangjingmainixing，daoshihoutongbuyusheng，wojinishuoneimeduoganshenme？fanzhengdaoshihousideyoubushiwo。”
shuoba，tabianmaikaitui，xiangchezhanwaimianzouqu。
“等等！”
gangzouliangbu，biantinglaorenzhejizhuishanglai，wendao：“xiaoxiongdinengzhilaofudebing？”
“neishidangran！shutongjingmaiyoushenmekunnande？”linyutingxialaidadao。
laorenhunzhuodeshuangyandunshichongmanlejingguang，daxidao：“neijiumafannin......”
“buxing！”linyudaduandao：“woheniyoubushu，pingshayaojinizhibing？”
huahaizaizuibian，renqueyijingzouchulehaoyuan。
laorenchangransuoshidiwangzhelinyudebeiying，lijiduishenpangdebaobiaoshuodao：“xiaowu，kuai......kuaigenshangta，nongqingchutadeluojiaodian，danbuyaodajiaota。”
tingdaolaorendeanpai，huolingyunbujiediwendao：“yeye，ninrangwushugenzhetaganma？nandaoninrenweitazhendenengnindebing？”
laorenweiweidianlediantou，dao：“youzheizhongkeneng，yiyanjiukanchuwoshilianwuzhiren，nengkanchuwoshiyinweilianwudaozhidewenti，zheifenyanlishiwopingshengweijiande。”
huolingyunzhengbiandao：“yeye！ninbeitapianle！zainingzhoushisheiburenshinin？sheibuzhidaoninshilianwuzhiren。”
laorenyaoleyaotou，dao：“bu！tabingburenshiwo，yaoburantajuebuhuijujuejiwozhibing，bijingmeirennengjujuewohuodonglaikaichudetiaojian。”
“heng！”huolingyunhengleyisheng，qihuhudeshuodao：“shuolaishuoqu，ninjiushiningyuanxiangxinyigewairen，yebuyuanyixiangxinwole？”
“haha！”laorendaxiaodao：“yuanlainishiweilezheigea？bierenbuzhidao，wohainengbuzhidaoma？zheicinitoutouqujiwoqiuyao，kendingchilebushaokutou，wokendingbuhuigufunidexiaoxin，niqiulaideyaowohuichide。”
“zhende？”huolingyungaoxingdao：“wojiuzhidaoyeyeyidinghuixiangxinwode。”
linyugangchuchezhan，jiubeiyigepangziyinqindelashanglechuzuche。
tacongweijianguorucireqingderen，xintouziranshigaoxingdehen，suishoubahunshushangdedizhidijipangzi，shuodao：“dage，mafandaiwoquzheigedifang。”
pangzikanlelinyudishanglaidedizhi，chiyidao：“xiaoxiongdi，ni......yaoquliangjia？”
linyuxiaodao：“duiduidui！jiushiliangjia！kanlaitamenjiazaizheilihaiyoudianmingqi，dageyikandizhijiuzhidaoshitamenjiale。”
“neishidangran。”pangziyibiankaiche，yibiankankandao：“liangyishengyesuanshizanmenshidefengyunrenwu，kaozheyibenyishubaishouqijia，yilunixichengweidajiazu，jintianliangshuyaoxiaojieyouheqinshaodinghun，yanchouzheliangjiayouyaoshangshengdaoyigexindegaodu。”
“shenme？”linyunumuyuandengdao：“nishuoshenme？liangshuyaoyaodinghunle？”