第1章
北邙山。
yigenongjiayuandezhalanwai，zhanleyiqunmeinv。
chengshufengmande，yingzisashuangde，qizhigaolengde，gesemeinvyiyingjuquan！
“chenyang，duoqilaishimeiyouyongde，ninandaonengduowomenyibeizima？”
zhongmeinvzhanzaizhalanwaihanhuadao。
nongjiayuandechuanghubian，pazheyigejianmeixingmu，manlianchourongdeqingnian。
“fumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，nidangzhenyaofanhui？”
“woshigeguer，meiyoufumu，nimenbiedaodebangjiawo！”
“shaojiwomenshuapinzui，jintianjiuwenniyijuhua，yaobuyaoquwomen！”
陈阳不停的摇头。
qubuqi，genbenqubuqi！
“geweimeinv，wojiushiyigeshanyecunfu，peibushangnimen！”
“zheigehaoshuo，qulewo，mingxiasuoyouchanyedoushinide，bangediqiudejingjirennicaokong。”yigeyongronghuaguidemeinv，zixinshuodao。
tashijiuzhoudiyinvcaishen，chanyebianbuquanqiu，cailikongburusi！
“qianyoushenmeyong，wobuhaishigecunlidetubaozi。”chenyangbutingyaotou。
“neiniquwo，huixiabaiwantieqirennidiaoqian，diweiyudaguoyuanshoutongzun。”yingzisashuangdemeinvshuodao。
tanailongguodishi，longguozhanshenjieshitademensheng！
shijieheianshilishounao，chaoguojiuchengdouyaoduitachidizizhili。
“啪嗒！”
chenyangyukuwuleideguanshangchuanghu。
zheixiemeinvyigebiyigecongming，kezenmejiujiangbutongdaolini！
“yaowoshuoa，nixiaozibiedelebianyihaimaiguai，batamendouqule，xiabanbeizitangpingguorizibushufuma？”
fangjianliyigechouzhehanyandelaotouheiheixiaozhe。
chenyangmeihaoqidebailetayiyan。
“laojiahuo，nihaiyoulianshuo，zheibudoushinirechulaidemafanma，nixiandejiwoxiangshenmeqin！”
“hei！nixiaozizhenshigouyaolvdongbin，wobudoushiweinihaome。”laotoubuleyidemadao。
“neinijiubunengzhaodianputongdenvhaierma？waimianzheixiegegebushishengyoudedeng，batamendouquhuilai，houyuanbudetiantianshihuo。”chenyangbaozhegeboshuodao。
“那就只娶一个。”
“quyige？neishengxiadebudeanshalewo！”chenyangjixufanzhebaiyaner。
laotousisuobantian，juedetashuodeyetingyoudaoli，diandiantoushuodao。
“neinijiuganjinshoushidongxipaoluba，nibupaoluzheixierenduzaimenkou，lianwodoubuganchumenle。”
“nixiangyaodeputongnvhaier......yebushimeiyou。”laotouconghuailinachulaiqifenhunshushuodao。
chenyangshunshoujieguowendao：“laotou，nizheihuiquedingma？”
“quedingqueding！chuleyejiashigebainianjiangjunshijia，qitadedouzhishizichanjishiyideputongjiating。”laotouxinshidandandeshuodao。
“wozuihouxinniyici！”chenyangbahunshusaijinhuaili，linzhebaofuconghoumentaozou。
paoluxiashanhou，lianyelaidaojichang，maileyizhangqianwangjiangbeidefeijipiao。
zhidaofeijiqifei，chenyangcaigansongyikouqi。
buguodangtahuiguoshenlai，queshichayidefaxian，zhenggefeijishangjingranzhiyoutayiren。
haibudengtafanyingguolai，liangdaorenyingbianchaozhetazoulai。
zouzaiqianmiandeshigenvhaier，shuzhegaogaodemaweibian，shenzhezhanpao，qizhijurenqianlizhiwai。
jinshendezhanpaogoulechuyidaomiaomandehuxian，jiangwanmeideshencaizhanluchulai。
yizhangedanxingdelianpang，wuguanjingzhi，rongmaoxiuli，yishuangxingmousanfazhebirendeyingqi。
zhanpaojianshangxiuzhewukexing，heranshiyizunnvzhanshen！
suirantaqichangyeshifenqiangda，danshihedumendeneiweinvdishichalebuzhiyichou。
zaitashenhougenzhedenanrentongyangyishenzhanpao，jiankangsikexing，hunshensanfazhesushazhiqi！
liangrenmaizhedabulaidaochenyangmianqian，jugaolinxiadeyanshensaoshizheta。
“chenyangshiba，zhongyurangwozhaodaonile。”nvzhanshenshengyinqinglengdao。
chenyangmangrandekanzheta，dao：“meinv，womenrenshi？”
“装模作样！”
nvzhanshenlenghengyisheng，shuodao：“ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoyexiaoyu，yizhouqianbairudishimenxia，cefengzhanshen，erni，yigeshanyecunfunayouzigequwo！”
“woweishenmeyaoquni？nizheirenhaoqiguai。”
chenyangyilianhaoxiao，gangshuowan，tahuranxiangqishenme，conghuailinachulaiqifenhunshu。
qizhongyifengshangmiandeshuming，heranxiezheyexiaoyu！
“yexiaoyu，laizineigebainianjiangjunshijia？”chenyangdaliangzheduifangshuodao。
“不错！”
yexiaoyugaolengdedianlediantou：“zheixiagaimingbainihewozhijiandechaju，youduodaleba！”
chenyanglianliandiantou，yigebainianjiangjunshijiaeryi，xiaomenxiaohuhezijibiqilai，queshiyouxiebuxiaodechaju。
“ng，zheigechajuhaishiyoude，buguowobuhuijieyi。”tayoushandeshuodao。
“我介意！”
yexiaoyuzhandingjietiedeshuodao：“woshibasuicongjun，ershisuibaijiang，rujincefengzhanshen！”
“wozheiyishenghuoxudabudaodishineiyangdegaodu，danyebushininengxiangxiangde，suoyi，wodenanrenbiranshijiutianshangdeshenlong，erbushinizheiyangdetubaozi！”
chenyangchenmole，xinzhongyouxiekuxiaobude。
yuanlaitashuodechajushizaixianqizijia！
jiantachenmo，yexiaoyuanweideyuqishuodao：“suirannipeibushangwo，dankanzaizheifenjiaoqingshang，wohuishaoweizhaoguniyixia，baonizheibeizichichuanbuchou。”
“zheimeshuolai，wohaidexiexienishima？”chenyangxixuedewendao。
yexiaoyumeitingchutayinyangguaiqi，suikoushuodao：“jushouzhilao，buzuguachi。”
tahaidangzhenle......
zheigenvrenmizhizixindaolejidian，chenyangfanlegebaiyan，landejixujiuchan。
“jiranzheiyang，neinibahunshuhaijiwo，hunyuezidongjiechu。”
tidao‘hunshu’lianggezi，yexiaoyudunshiqiaolianbianhuan。
tacengjingtingfuqinshuo，neifenhunshushiyongyizhangzangbaotudesuipianxiexia。
zheixienianyejiayizhizainulizangbaotudeqitasuipian，qizhongyunhanzhedamimi，zheiyangdedongxizenmenenghaihuiquni。
“woyejiagenbenjiumeibazheizhuanghunshifangzaixinshang，zenmekenenghaihuiliuzhehunshu，zheishiyifentuihunxieyi，meiwentijiuqiangeziba。”
yexiaoyuzhuanyihuati，rangshenhoudeshouxianachulaiyifenxieyi。
chenyangmeiyouqujie，sixiaofeixiaodebiaoqingkanzheta，dao：“neifenhunshushiyongyizhangmizangditudesuipianxiexia，nimenyejiashederengdiao？”
beichuozhongxinshi，yexiaoyugangadeliansetonghong。
“jiusuanhunshuzai，yeshizaiyejia，womeifajini。”
“jiranninabuchu，neijiudengwoquyejiaqinzinahuilai，shunbianbanixiudiao。”
chenyangshuowan，kaozaizuoyishangbimuyangshen。
yigemeijianguoshimiandetubaozi，jingranhaixiangxiudiaoziji？！
yexiaoyushenqingyunnu，shenhoudeshouxiagengshichenbuzhuqichongshangqian。
“nijingganduizhanshenbujing，zhenshijilianbuyaolian，jintianniyaoshibuqianlezheifenxieyi，wobanicongfeijishangrengxiaqu！”
chenyangzhengkaiyan，lengxiaoyisheng，dao：“nilaishishi！”