第1章
“meizi，niyoudianshengshua，lai，wojiaoni…”
“duileduile，jiuzheiyang！”
“哦呦～爽啊！”
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hunandefangjiannei，linchuanyiyouweijindepachuangshang，**shangzuozheyimingshenchuangaochaqipaodexiaomei，mantoudehandashilefashao，leideqichuanyuyu。
“xiaoge，haimanyiba？”
“满意满意。”
linchuanniudonglejixia，ganshouzhe**shangneirouruandechugan，bujingankaidao：“zaishanshangxiangnucaiyiyangsihoujiweishijieneimeduonian，xianzaixiashanle，yezhongyunengtiyanyixiabeirensihoudeziweile，guoranshuang！”
xiaomeilieleliezui，yiliandemeihaoqi。
congyezheimeduonian，tahaishidiyicizheimelei，linchuanshishuangle，shouzhemodequeshita。
kesuijibianshiyigailianse，pixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao：“jiranshuangguole，neixiaogejiexiazhangba？”
“没问题…等等？”
linchuanmeitouyitiao，chayidao：“jieshenmezhang？ganggangwojinlaideshihou，bushijiguoqianlema？”
xiaomeirenbuzhuqingxiaoyisheng：“xiaogeshuoxiaole，nijiujile68kuai，daonanengxiangshouzheizhongjibiede**a？neizhishichuangweifei，**feihaimeishouni！”
“shenme！68zhishichuangweifei？”
“woca，jiunimenzheizhongzangzaijijiaogaladepingfang**dian，juranhaishoushenmechuangweifei，fengleba？yaobushinimenfeilazhewojinlai，wocaibulaini！”
林川一脸震惊！
tacongxiaojiushiguer，jishiqijiuzaishenghuozaishanshang，youyigelaodiaoyadelaotouziheqiweishijiepeizheta。
zhayanshiduonianguoqu，jiweishijiexuechengluluxuxuxialeshan，bannianqian，jiushengxialetayiren。
meileshijiemenpeiban，bannianguangyinkuzaowuwei，qijiantaduocixiangxiashan，shizhongmeinengruyuan。
zhidaojinri，laotouzicaizhunxutaxiashan，rangtalaijiangchengjiuyigeren，erqiehaijiletayizhanghunshu，shuoshenmezaijiangchengjitawuseleyigehaolaopo，gaodetayilushangdoufuxiangpianpian。
gangjinchengmeiduojiu，jiupengdaojiweidabandehuazhizhaozhandemeinvduitazhaoshou，chuixuzijiadiande**shoufa，shuodeneijiaoyigetianhualuanzhui！
kaolvzhetianheile，yejuedezijixialeshanjiuyaohaohaoxiangshouyifan，biandayingle。
zuizhongyaodeshijiageshihui！
68！
**jiazhusu，meideshuo！
bucengxiang，zaizheierdengzhetani！
**xiaomeibuhuangbumangdeshuodao：“xiaoge，zanzheierxianglaidoushizheigeshoufeibiaozhun，erqie，**feiyebugui，yigexiaoshiyejiu3888！”
不贵，3888…
林川脸一黑。
zheiyijingbushiyaozairenle，ershiyaosharenle！
tayaoshiyouqianyejiusuanle，duoyishiburushaoyishi，ketadedoulixianzaibitaliandouganjing！
xiashanshi，laotouzijiujiletayizhangbaiyuandachao，30dedaba，68de**，shengxiade2kuaitahaidafangdejilezheigexiaomeidangxiaofei。
bieshuo3888le，sankuaibatadoumeiyou。
“xiaoge，shuakahaishixianjin？”
linchuanyanshenyipie，faxianyigeposjibuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxianzai**xiaomeishouli。
linchuanyanqiuyizhuan，heiheixiaodao：“meizia，zannengbunengshangliangyixia，zheiqianwoxianqianzhe…”
“欠你个头！”
budenglinchuanbahuashuowan，**xiaomeibianlianseyibian，fanshenxiachuang，chaozhelinchuande**henhendeshanleyibazhang，shushishibalinchuantengdeciyaliezui！
“quannilaolaoshishibaqianjile，buranyounihaoguozichide！”
chitongzhixia，linchuanyeshilailepiqi，dahandao：“nimenzheijiushituotuodeheidian，xianzaishifazhishehui，xinbuxinwobaojing，rangmaozishushubanimendeheidianchafengle！”
砰！
huayingangluo，fangmenbeiyijiaotikai，jigebiaoxingdahanzaidengguangdechentuoxia，yapoganshizu！
weishoudeguangtouqinzheyan，yilianmiaoshidekanzhelinchuan：“nijuedeniyoubaojingdejihuima？qu，jilaozibatadeshoujizale！wokantanashenmebaojing！”
shouxiadangjifanqilelinchuandeyifu。
yijianfengfengbubudedakucha，yijianpolesadongdexiaogua。
“大哥，空的。”
“啥？空的？”
guangtounandunshikanxianglinchuan，madao：“taniangde，nixiaoziqiongdeliangeshoujidoumeiyou？shisheitamadejiwolajinlaizheimeyigeqiongbi，yanjingbuxiangyaolejiuwaxialaijuanle！”
linchuanzhuangchuyifukelianxixidemoyang，shuodao：“dage，wojiushiyigeshizunanda，doulibiwoliandouganjing，3888woshizhennabuchulai，nixingxinghao，rangwozouba。”
“我呸！”
guangtounanhedao：“shenmegoupinanda，wokannishinaomenda，meiqianmeiguanxi，laoziyoudeshibanfarangnibazheiqianhaishang！”
linchuanyileng：“shenmebanfa？”
guangtounanzhengningyixiao：“nizheimenianqing，shenshangdelingjianbuzhidaoduoshaodalaozhongjinqiugou，suibianyigejiuzugoule，haifuyuni，dongshou！”
林川瞬间顿悟！
这是要嘎他腰子啊！
**genzhanglegedanhuangyiyang，shunjiancongchuangshangdanleqilai，baichuyishibaiheliangchi，hedao：“jinggaonimenbieguolai！daolihenimenjiangbutong，neixiaoyewoyeshilvedongyixiequanjiaode！”
“suiranlaotouzishuo，xiashanyihourangwojinliangshaodongshou，keyaoshinimenqirentaishen，neijiuxiuguaixiaoyewobukeqile！”
guangtounanjirenhuxiangduishi，suijipengfudaxiao！
“xiaozi，deleba，jiunizheishougeboxiaotuide，haitamadelvedongquanjiao，laozijiushizhanzheierbudongrangnida，nidoupobulefang！”
确实。
liangrenxiangbi，guangtounandetixingshilinchuandesanbeibuzhi！
huayingangluo，zhongrenzhijuedemianqianyizhenxunfenghuaguomianjia，fanyingguolai，faxianlinchuanheranchuxianzaiguangtounandemianqian！
这…什么情况！？
linchuanchongzheguangtounanheiheiyixiaodao：“laoge，zheikeshinishuode，denghuikebuyaohantonge。”
xiayimiao，suizhelinchuanjingdiandeyishengzhuci，yijiliaoyintuihenhendetixiangleguangtounan！
nanyixiangxiangdetengtongshunjianmanyanquanshen，houzhedelianseyirouyankejiandesudubianzi，yingshidaishangletongkumianju！
shishengzhixia，jianshuodeshenquxialuo。
honglongyisheng，shuangxizhongzhongzazaidibanshang。
所有人呆了！
sanmiaoguohou，guangtounancaitaiqineizhugansedeliankanzhelinchuan，shuodao：“nixiaoziwanyinde，jiwonongsita！”
kansipaoxiao，shizeyouqiwuli！
jimingxiaodimengdefanyingguolai，dunshiyilianeshadelunqiquantou，duizhunlelinchuan！
linchuandeyandiyezaicike，liuluchuyimohanyi。
kejiuzaizheishi，jubiantuqi！
youshiyishenggengxiangchedehonglongsheng，fangwai，yidao**dianxiaodideshenyingfeileguolai，koutuxianxue，zhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
“laoda…yourenzachangzi！”