第1章
“走开，放碰我！”
tianlongdajiudiandehaohuataofangnei，yigeshenchuanheisewanlifudejuesemeinvbeituidaozaidachuangshang，manmiaoyouzhideshenquwanquanzhanluchulai，rangrenbuyouzizhupingzhuhuxi。
taliansechaohong，yanshenmili，kanshangqugengtianjifenmeihuo。
“jiangbeizuimeichuqingqiu，mingbuxuchuana。”
zhanzaichuangbiandezhangzixuanhuxijicu，kanlexujiucaihuiguoshenlai,lianmangkaishituoyifu。
tafeilehaodagongfucaijiangchuqingqiuyuechulai，guanzuixiayaoyiqihecheng，zheiyitiandengtaijiule，jianzhijiuxiangzuomengyiyang。
“jiangbeizuimeidenvren，jintianjiushiwodele。”
zhangzixuanjidongdishoudouzaizhandou,kouzijielejixiadoumeijiekai。
meibanfa，tashuiguodenvrenyebushaole，danyanqianzheigenvrenshizaimeidebuxianghua，jiuxiangtianshangdexiannv，sheijianlebufadou。
tangzaichuangshangdechuqingqiujicixiangyaopaqilai，dandouhunshenwuli，qiezaorewubi。
tazhidaojintiankongpayaoshishenyucile，yaoyadao：“zhangzixuan,niyaoganpengwo，wobuhuifangguonide，woyeyeyebuhuifangguoni。”
“neidoushiyihoudeshile，mudanhuaxiasi，zuoguiyefengliu,qingqiu，wolaile。”
zhangzixuanzhijiechaochuangshangpuqu。
chuqingqiubishangyanjing，shenshouzhuazhulebozishangdeyikuaiyuzhui。
yeyeshuozheikuaiyufushixianrensuoci，ruoyudaoweixian，zhiyaochengxinxuyuan，jiuhuiyouqijifasheng。
......
ciketianlongdajiudianfujindexiaoxiangzili，yigemeiqingmuxiudeqingnianbeisangenvrenlanzhuqulu，liansepoyouxiewunai。
“wozhendebu**，**jiemen，mafanrangrang。”
“xiaoshuaige，jiejiekanzhongnile，jintianmianfeijinian。”poyouyujiefengfandemeinvniezhetadejianbang，xiaoxixidao：“meixiangdaonikanzheshoushoude，juranhaiyoujirou，haoyinge！”
“真的吗？”
qitalianggenvrengenzheshangshouqumo，shunjianxiangziligegexiaogebuting。
“ai，nimenganshenme，guangtianhuaride，zheiyangbuhaoba。”
qinwuzheshiyouxiewunai，tabenlaishifengshifuminglinglaigenchujiamouge**jiehunde，naxiangdaogangxiachejiubeijigenvrenlanzhule，haizheimewulidemoziji。
buguomodehaitingshufude。
zhengzaizheishitaxinkoudejinsefuzhoukaishifare，bingxunsushengwen，guntangwubi。
“woneiweilaidelaopojiuzaifujin？”
qinwuweiweichijing，tingshuochujia**shenshangdailegeyuzhui，yuzijidexiantianjinfulianjieleqiyun，yaoshiyudaoweixianjiuhuiyouganying。
“nimenbiemole，woyoujishi。”
tayanjiansangenvrenyagenbuting，zhijieshenziweidun，suihouchongtianerqi，zhayanjianxiaoshizaishixianzhong。
sange**lengzaiyuandi，dingzhetiankongkanlebantian，rengxiangbutongrenzenmeturanjiumeile。
“zanmengangcai......bushihuanjueba？jianguilebucheng？”
“yinggaibushigui，shigewugonggaoshouba？”
“太不可思议了。”
qinwuzhanzaiyichudaloudingshang，shenchuzuoshou，zhangxinshunjianfuxianyipianfuzadejinguangluopan，suizheyinianqudong，luopankaishifeisuxuanzhuan。
“maoweifangxiang，tianlongdajiudian。”
tashenshouanzhuyanjiao，shunjianyanzhongliangqijinguang，tianlongdajiudianneibuqingjingbeikandeqingqingchuchu，henkuaitajiukandaolechuqingqiusuozaidefangjian。
“made，gandongwolaopo。”
qinwuzongshenyiyue，xiayikerenyijingchuxianzailetianlongdajiudianfangjianzhizhong。
yijingbeiyanmeilizhidezhangzixuanwanquanmeifaxianwuliduolegeren，tajicongcongtuodiaokuzi，shenshoujiuquchechuqingqiudelifu。
“畜生！”
chuqingqiuwulidishanleyibazhang，quezhizengtianleduifangde**。
tajuewangdibishangyanjing，zhengzhunbeirenmingdeshihou，turantingdaoerbianchuanlaiyigelengbingbingdeshengyin：“ruguowoshini，xianzaijiuhuimashangtingxialai。”
“谁？”
zhangzixuanhedetiaoleqilai。
“**deshishei？zenmejinlaide？”
zhangzixuaneshangqingjinluantiao，zijimashangjiuyaochenggongle，zenmeturancuanchulaizheimeyigewanyi。
“woshisheibuzhongyao，zhishiyaogaosuniyisheng，niweifanlexingfadierbaisanshiliutiao，weibeifunvyizhi，yaopansandaoshinian。”
qinwupoyouxiedeyi，xiashandeshihoushifuyanlijianduzijibeishulexingfa，binggaosuzijizheishifazhishehui，yiqiedouyaojiangfa。
zhangzixuanlengleleng，suijihahadaxiao，“tiqianduochuangdixialaiqiaozhalaozideshiba？niyebudatingdatingwozhangzixuanshishei，genwojiangfalv，nisuangeshenmedongxi？xinbuxinnibaolejing，laozinengbanisongjinqudunjinian？”
qinwuzhouqimeitou，xinxiangshifubushishuogenrenjiangfajiumeiwentilema？
这人好像讲不通啊。
“pale？palexianzaimashangjiwogunchuqu，zheishilaozibugennizhuijiu，ok？”
zhangzixuanbuxiangjiewaishengzhi，taxianzaizhixiangjinkuaishanglechuqingqiu。
“niyaoshizheiyangdehua，neizanmenhuangefangshigoutong。”
qinwushenziyishan，xiayikerenyijingdaolezhangzixuanmianqian，yibazhangchoulechuqu。
zhangzixuanbeichoufeichuqu，zuilikoushuixueshuimantianluanfei，luodihoutaoletaozui，diaochuliangkeyachi。
“ni......**degandawo！”
tadengzheyanjing，younuyoupa，xiangbutongweishenmeyourentingdaozijimingzihaigandongshoude。
nandaozheirenshichuqingqiudebaobiao，fuzeanzhongbaohutade？
tahenkuaijiukendinglezijidexiangfa，dahoudao：“wobashizhengfengjituandongshizhang，womenjiagentianlongjituanshiyouhezuoguanxide，dezuilewo，nimenbiexianghaoguo。chuqingqiunixiangqingchule，nimenchujiayaoshibuxiangwandan，jiujiwoguaiguaidaoqian！”
qinwuyitingtianlongjituandunshilengzhule。
zheibujiushisanshijiemingxiadezigongsima？
laozizheiciguolaijiushidangtianlongjituandongshizhangde，nigenwoshuoyouhezuoguanxi？
pangbiandechuqingqiumanmancongchuangshangpaqilai，fuzhefayundenaodai，xinliyeshizhenzhenweinan。
chujiazaojiuxiangjiezhuzhangjiapanshangtianlongjituanle，zheicihezuoshifenguanjian，zhennaojiangle，kongpahezuoyeyaohuang。
kezijiyejuebukenengdayingtazheizhongexindeyaoqiu。
zhangzixuanjianlianggerendoubushuohua，yiweijushiyijingwenzhu，zuilianmashangxiaozhangqilai，“xiaozi，nibuguoshigechoubaobiao，wokannishenshouhaikeyi，gunchuqujiwobazhemen，dengwobanwanshi，kainiyuexinshiwan，laiwozhengfengjituanshangban。”
tashensedeyi，juedezijizheienweibingshideshouduanyongdezheshikeyi。
“zhengfengjituanshiba，dengwodagedianhua。”
qinwutaochukuanshilaojiudefangaishouji，bolegedianhuaguoqu，jieguobantiandoumeijietong，piankehoushoudaoyitiaoduanxin：“mang，shuo。”
“sanshijiehaishizheimegaoleng。”
tagantanyisheng，dangjibianjiyitiaoduanxinfaleguoqu，suihouzuozaishafashangmanmandengdai。
zhangzixuanzhoumeidao：“woshuonitingbudongrenhuashima？dashenmedianhua？mashanggunchuqu，fouzelaoziyifenqiandoubujini。”
“闭嘴。”
qinwuzhuaqizhuoshangdeboliyanhuigang，shenshouyinie，yanhuigangshunjianfensui。
“你威胁我？”
zhangzixuanlianseyibian，zhizhetadebizidao：“nizheizhongrenwojiandeduole，bujiuhuidiangongfuma？laozizhijiehuayibaiwannengbanizuolexinbuxin？”
“mashangnijiunabuchuyibaiwanle。”
qinwuheheyixiao，kandaolesanshijiefalaideduanxin：“yiban。”
xiayikezhangzixuandeshoujidingdingdingxiangleqilai，tajieleqilai，bunaidao：“ba，wozheimangzheni......”
“你忙你马！”
dianhuazhongdepaoxiaoshenglianchuqingqiudoutingdeqingqingchuchu。
“nigeniechu，daodichuangshenmehuo，zhaoreshenmerenle？tianlongjituangenwomenzhengfengjituandehezuoquxiaole，zijindouchele，gupiaodoutamadietingle！”
“啊？”
zhangzixuanshunjianshayanle，jiejiebabadao：“wo......womeizhaoreshenmerena。”
“**dehaigenwochehuang，wodadianhuawenle，renjiashuojiushinigexiaozasuichuangdehuo，dezuileshenmerenmashangqudaoqian，zheishibanbuhao，wojiunongsini！”
neitoudianhuabeiguaduan，zhangzixuanlengzaiyuandi，xinxiangzijizheijitianhenanfen，genbenjiusheiyemeidezuia！
tafanlaifuquxianglebantian，zuihoumuguangluozaiqinwushenshang。
难道是这个土炮？