第1章
哐当哐当！
kaiwangzhoushanshidelieche，pingwenyouyoujiezoudexingshizaitielushang。
zhaohuanyizaichechuangqian，wangzhewaimiandefuguanglveying，xinliduilaoyinhuoanmabuyi！
bushifeijipiaotarenle，meiyougaotiepiaotayerenle！
lvpiche，haishigeyingzuo！
真抠门！
laoyinhuoshizhaohuandeshifu！
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shinianlai，yetilaoyinhuobuzhidaowanchengleduoshaorenwu！
haoburongyixiangxiuyangyiduanshijian，jieguodaohao，yidazaohaimeishuixing，jiubeilaoyinhuojiyijiaochuaixiashan。
meiyueqiming，nanerzhizaisifang，qinengjuyushanyehuanglin？
zhaohuanzhidao，bujiuyinweitashigediandengpao，daraolelaoyinhuohegebizhouguafudeerrenshijieme？
倒也能理解！
keguofendeshi，rendouyaozoule，haiyifenqianbuji！
yaozhidao，zheixienianzhaohuantilaoyinhuozhengdeqian，meiyoubaiyi，yeyoujishigeyi！
全被他给扣下了！
yongtadehuashuo，tangtangqichinaner，youshouyoujiao，hainengebusicheng？
shinanren，jiuyaobaishouqijia，tieguzhengzheng，hungefengshengshuiqigoumogouyanger！
混他大爷的！
youguqidaoshizijiquhuna！
zuikeedeshi，laoyinhuohaijitaanpaileyigerenwu！
jiyigeqianjindaxiaojiezhibing，wanshihougenrenjiehunshengzi，chuanzongjiedai......
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zhenshizaishizhoubapi，zhuanshiyangbailaoa！
buguo，zhaohuancicihuizhoushanshidemude，shiweilediaochazijideshenshi！
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zhiyuhunyue，jiukanqingkuangba！
yaoshineiqianjinxiaojiegechoubaguai，xiaoyejueduibucong！
yaoshigemeinv，xingxuhainengkaolvkaolv......
“爷爷，坐这边！”
jiuzaizhaohuansixufeiwudeshihou，yidaoyueerdeshengyinchuanlai。
tapietouyikan，jiujianyigenvhaizhengfuzheyiminglaozhe，zuozaileduimian！
nvhaichuanzhedanlansedezhangqun，wuguanjingzhi，pifubaixi！
suirancaishibaijiusuidenianji，shencaifayudequejiqiwanmei！
啧！
是个极品妞！
zhaohuanyibianshangxinyuemu，yibianhaoxintixingdao：“meinv，nizhaozhaodiaole！”meinvyileng。
zaigenwoshuohua？zhaozhaodiaole？
bushihaohaodechuanzaishenshangma？
这个臭流I氓！
“**之徒！”
“hei，meinv，nizenmehaimarenni？nizhaozhaoqueshidiaolea！”zhaohuanfanbodao。meinvhenhendengleyiyan：“nicaizhaozhaodiaole，niquanjiazhaozhaodoudiaole！chouliuimangwojinggaoni，niyaoshizaibulaoshi，wojiuhanchengwujingle！”
赵欢郁闷了！
mingmingshiyipianhaoxin，zenmejiuchengchouliuimangleni？
zhengyaoshuohua，pangbiandelaozhehuranshuodao：“shuanger，budewuli！zheiweixiaoxiongdimeishuocuo，nidekouzhao，queshidiaola！”
“a？kouzhao？”qinshuangshuangshenshouyimo，caifanranxingwu。
daizailianshangdekouzhao，buzhidaoshenmeshihoudiaoluo，guazailejianbangshang。
ganqing，suoweidezhaozhao，jiushikouzhao？
qinshuangshuangnaoxiuchengnu：“kouzhaojiukouzhao，shuoshenmezhaozhaoa？fenmingjiushiguyishualiuimang！yeye，womenbielita，zheijiahuojiubushigehaodongxi！”
“nizheiyatou，zenmeshuohuade！”laozhexunchiyisheng，xuanjichongzhaohuanluchuleqianyideweixiao，“xiaoxiongdi，wosunnverdoushibeiwojiguanhuaile，zaizheili，wotitajinidaoqian，biegentayibanjianshi！”
“meishi，laoyezi！”zhaohuanyaoyaotou，yelandejijiao。
zhishixinliyoudianwanxi，zheilaoyezimianshan，jiushimingbuzhanga！
“yeye，bielita！”qinshuangshuangwanzhulelaozhedegebo，tanxidao，“yeye，zheicizhenshibaizhetengle！shuoshenmeyougejianghushenyi，gaolebantian，chuncuijiushigepianzi！nidebing，kezenmebana！”
“shayatou，shengsiyoubing，yeyedaolezheibanianji，ye......a！”laozhedehuahaimeishuowan，turancanjiaoyisheng，hunshenjuliechouchu。
“yeye，nizenmele？”qinshuangshuangdajingshier，womenzheijitiandaideyaodouchiwanle，nikebiezaizheigeshihoufabinga！”
laozhexiangyaoshuohua，quezenmedoukaibulekou。
naodaiyiwai，hunsileguoqu！
“yeye！”qinshuangshuangjideyanleidoukuaidiaochulaile，“jiuming！jiuminga！sheinengjiujiuwoyeye！”
赵欢叹息一声。
qishitacongyikaishi，jiukanchulelaozhedeqingkuang。
zhishiyuduifangwuyuan，bianmeizhudongkaikou！
rujinbingqingfazuo，mingxuanyixian，tashenweiyizhe，meiyoujiansibujiudedaoli！
“meinv，rangyirang，wolaikankanba！”
“ni？”qinshuangshuangfaxianshizhaohuan，lianshangluchulefennudesecai，“chouliuimang，woyeyedouzheiyangle，nihaixiangzenmeyang？”
zhaohuanqilele：“hai，hai…hai，niyeyedouzheiyangle，wonengzenmeyang？niyaoshibuxiangjiuniyeye，jiudangwomeishuo！”
“ni，nizhendenengjiuwoyeye？”qinshuangshuangyanshenzhongtouluzhehuaiyi。
budengzhaohuanhuida，yidaojianruideshengyinxiangqi。
“heng，jiupingni，yehuizhibingjiuren？kaishenmewanxiao？”
shuohuade，shilinzuodeyigezhongniannanzi。
tadagaisanshiduosui，xizhuanggelv，toufachengliang，yifujingyingrenshidedaban！
“meinv，zheixiaoziwoguanchatalaobantianle，gangcaifenmingjiushidingzheniguyibakouzhaoshuochengzhaozhao！zeimeishuyan，liuliliuqide！zaikankantazheishendaban，zhenggeyitubie！jiuzheizhongren，nengjiuming？keqianwanbierangtajihuyoule！”
“zhei......”qinshuangshuangchiyidepieleyiyanzhaohuan。
zhaohuanmeixiangdao，zheizhongshihou，hainengbengchugeerbaiwulai！
“woshitubie，niyoushishenme？”
“wo？”nanzilenglengyixiao，jiezheaorandetaochulexiangjinmingpian，“birenhuangtianze，bucai，yixueyuanshuoshi，shouhaiwaizhumingjigou，ailisiyiyuanyaoqing，churenzhuanjia！suiranfuliyouhou，diweichaofan，danzheixienian，woyizhidouxinxizuguo，suoyicicijueding，huilaiweizuguodeyixueshiye，gongxianyifenliliang！”
cihuayichu，zhouweidunshiyipianhuaran！
“wa，juranshiyixueyuandeshuoshizhuanjia！”
“haishigeguiguojingying！”
“haiwaitiaojianzheimeyouhou，haizhudonghuiguobaoxiao，xiangzheizhongyipianchichengzhixinderen，xianzaizheshibuduoa！”
“yuanlai，nishiyixuezhuanjia！shizaishitaihaole！”qinshuangshuangyeshiyanqianyiliang，jidongdao，“ninengjiuwoyeyema？”