第6章 你和阎王下棋去算了(2032字)

zhangxiaoxiaoxinzhongancuoxiaoshou:‘zheijiahuozaoshanggangxing,shuohuazenmezheimeyoujing,hainengxiadizoule,huifujinengzheimeqiangda?nengbunengrangwoyanjiuyixia,heihei~’

“shaxiaoshenme,jimoudechengle。”lingyanzundeyuqishengqilingren,kantadeyanshenyedaizheshaoxudeqingmie。

zhangxiaoxiaogangademolemozuijiao,‘ng,meiyouliukoushui,haihaoannaizhuleyanjiutadexiaoxinsi。jimouba,dangranshimeiyouwanquandecheng,zhiyaolingyanzunbuzaibataguanjinbujiantianridedilao,jimoujiuwanquandedechengle。’

xinxiangzhe,biantuokouerchu,“haimei。”

turanzhangxiaoxiaojiujuedexiabayijin,beiyizhidashousisideqianzhizhule,“he,meiyou?shuo,youxiangfupainilaidemudedaodishishenme?”

‘youlai?woyaoshizhidaobuzaojiugaosunilema。haiyou,nengbunengbieniewoxiaba,gutoudouyaosuile。’tengdezhangxiaoxiaoyanleizhibiaochulai,shuangshoupaidazhe,nulizhengkailingyanzundeqianzhi。

“唔~你放开我。”

turanyisongshou,rangzhangxiaoxiaocuobujifang,‘pada’yixiashuaizaidishang,yishengchitong,“si——”

“benwangquanni,buyaobujianguancaibudiaolei。”lingyanzunxianqideshuaileshuaineizhiniezhuzhangxiaoxiaodeshou,manlianyane,“nibuyaojuedebenwangbuhuishani。”

‘**,benguniangfeijinxinsibanicongguancaibanlilachulai,niqueyimenxinsibawowanglisong,wangenfuyidejiahuo,wozhuniyibeizizuozhidanshengou,guduzhonglaomeirenyao,wodaoxiangkankannageyanxiadenengkanshangni。’

cishizhangxiaoxiaodebiaoqingyiyannanjin,“wozhendeshenmedoubuzhidao。”

‘shua’deyishengyebuzhilingyanzuncongnachouchuyibajianlai,zhijiejiazaizhangxiaoxiaodebozishang,bailiangdejianshenshifanzhelenglengdeshaqi。

hedezhangxiaoxiaoshenziyijin,daqiyebuganchu,shouxinzhimaolenghan。

“wokannihuodebunaifanle。”lingyanzunjiangshouzhongdejianyiti,jianrenjinjintiezhuzhangxiaoxiaodebozi,xianxuekaishimanmandeshentouchulai,luozaibaisedejianshenshanggewaiyaoyan,“nineiweiwanchengdejimoudaodishishenme,benwangjinizuihouyicijihui。”

zhangxiaoxiaonulikongzhizhuhunshenbeikongjubaoguozhuerbutingfadoudeshenti,zhangzheimedadetashenmeshihouzaoyuguocidengweixie,zheiyangdechangmiantazuiduojiuzaidianshizhongjianguo,hecengxiangdaoyouyitianhuifashengzaizijishenshang。

“jiushi···a~”gangxiangkaikoujieshijiujianlingyanzunshouzhongdejiandieluoxialai,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng,suihoulingyanzunyechaozhangxiaoxiaodefangxiangyidao,mengdizazaizhangxiaoxiaoshenshang,hedezhangxiaoxiaoyishengjianjiao,lianshangrutongbaizhiyibanhaowuxuese。

ganggangzhanzaiyipangbuganzhishengdefangyukeheaguaijianzhuangyeyoudianhuangshen,lianmangbalingyanzunfuqi,zhijiantayizhishouwuzhubengliedeshangkou,tengdezhimaoqingjin,zhangxiaoxiaojiuzhidaotadeshentigenbenjiumeiyousihaohuifu,buguoshitadekeyichengqiang。

“kuaibatafujinqu,tanghao。”zhangxiaoxiaoshenxiyikouqi,jiezheaguaidelizhanqilai,gensuitamenjinlewu。

zhangxiaoxiaodeshouhaiweipengdaolingyanzundeyijiao,bianbeilingyanzunyibashuaikai,dashengsihou,“gunkai。”

‘nizhenyiweiwoyuanyijiunia,xiangnizheiyangdesharenmotouheyanwangxiaqisuanle,kanniliangsheiyingdeguoshei。’zhangxiaoxiaoyayizhuneixindefennu,“biedong,nideshangkoubengkaile,xuyaozhongxinfenghe。”

jianlingyanzunyiliantongkudemoyang,quehaijueqiangdeburangzhangxiaoxiaokaojin,zhangxiaoxiaoneixinanzitucao,tengsinisuanle。

lingyanzunyouyushangkoubenglie,xianxueyiguyiguzhiwangwailiu,endouenbuzhu。

zhenshihuangshangbujitaijianji,fangyukenulijiangtaennaizhu,“nibiedong,kuairangtajinizhixue,burannihuimeimingde。”

“shia,wangye!”aguaiyezhinengzaiyipangganzheji。

zhangxiaoxiaochengjicongkongjianlitaochuyizhimayaojilingyanzunzhusheshang,“kuaiquzhunbeiyixiereshuilai,haiyoumaojin。”

“e,hao。”tingming,aguaifeibendepaolechuqu。

zhangxiaoxiaomalidijiankailingyanzundeshangyi,feilehaoxiegongfucaijiangxuezhizhu,cishiaguaiyeduanzhereshuijinlai,zhangxiaoxiaoyibianyibiandeqingxitadeshangkou,jiangzhiqiandefengxianchailexialai,shanglehaoxieyao,youjiangshangkouzhongxinfenghe,jixucashizhemanmanshenludexianxue。

yipenyipendereshuiwangliduan,yipenyipendexueshuiwangwaidao,shirenchumujingxin。

chendafutingjianxiaoxilianmangwangzheibiangan,zuihouyezhishizhanzaimenkouwangzhezhangxiaoxiaomangliudeshenying、yipenpendexuese,yuguanjiazhangyuduantan,menkoudetanqishengyeshiyishengjiezheyisheng,ciqibifu。

yuemozheguoledabangeshichen,zhangxiaoxiaocaitingxialemangliudeshenying,xijingshou,faxianlingyanzunxingle,lianshangshanguoxiexujingya,zheicijingranzheimekuai。

lingyanzunjiangzhangxiaoxiaodejingyayidianbuluodishoujinyandi,kaikouyijiulengmo,“zenme,jianbenwangxinglai,jimouluokongle。”

zhangxiaoxiaozhendechaojixiangyizhangpaisita,kexizijidemingjiuzaitashoushang。

“zunwangyaoshibuxing,wodejimoucailuokongle。”zhangxiaoxiaochechuyimodandandecanxiao,“buguoshijingyanisuxingdesudu。”

lingyanzunchaoaguaikanleyiyan,jinguanaguaineixinqianbanbuyuan,haishihaobuyouyudejiangyibajianjiazaizhangxiaoxiaodebozishang,lingyanzundemingling,tabuganbucong,yebuhuibucong。

zhangxiaoxiaoyesihukanchuletadekuzhong,xiandehaobuzaiyi。

“youxiangfuyoushenmejihua,wozenmehuizhidao,tamenyouzenhuigaosuwo。”zhangxiaoxiaodeyanshenkaishibiandeyouxiekongdong,yuqiyedaizhedianshisiruguideganjue。

“jiuni,xiwangnizaodianxing,buguoshihenidexiashuqiandejunlingzhuang,zhiyounihuozhe,wocaiyoujihuihuozhe。erwo,zhiyoujiuni,cainengcongneibujiantianridedilaozhongchulai,caiyoujihuihaohaodihuozhe。buranwoyouhekufeijinxinsiheyanwangqiangren。”

lingyanzuntinglezhangxiaoxiaodehuidaruoyousuosi,“nideyishuyouconghexide?”

zhangxiaoxiaoneixingantan,zhongjiushiraobuguozheiyiwen,zhihaozhengzheyanjingxiabai,“buguoshimuqinliujiwozaiyouxiangfubaomingdejinengbale,buran,nanenghuozhejiandaozunwangni。”zenyangyouxiangfudezhangxiaoxiaodoujianbudaoni,yaobushitachuanzaitashenshang,shitidouzaojiuliangtoule。

“zheimeshuo,youxiangfuderenhetaizidoubuzhidaonihuiyishu。”lingyanzundeyanmouzhongshanguoyisihanguang。

zhangxiaoxiaosaqihuanglaiyanbuhongxinbutiao,tairanziruo,“ziran,buranyehuobudaoxianzai。”