第一章

没错,我是冒牌货。

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「哥哥!」

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徐岩边喝边打趣我。

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「zheiyoushenme,niqulewomei,hedaoniqilaobashi,hedaonijiaotaguanshi……ai!nida***ma?!」

xiaoshuo《guntangdingti》diyizhangshidujieshu。