第一章 大甩卖

“shuangshiyidashuaimai,quanchangwuzheqi!”

xianuannuannazhedalaba,zhanzaimenkoumailixuanchuan,ranermenkouderenlailaiwangwang,jinmendequeyigemeiyou。

“我靠!”

xianuannuanyumendefangxiadalaba,zuozaishouyintailimian,yizhendeyumen。

dangchuweilebuzaigongsizuoniuma,jiujuedingzijikaidianchuangye,tazheigexiaochaoshi,pijiuyinliaokuangquanshui,huashengguazixiaoshipin,shangdaomimianliangyou,xiadaoriyongbaihuo,keyishuoshiyingyoujinyou,zuiguanjiandejiushi,jiagehaihenshihui。

keshiquebuzhidaoweishenme,kaiyesangeyuele,shengyicandandebudele,mengxiangzhongderijindoujinmeishixianyejiubale,xianzaipashiyaobaguancaibendoupeijinqu。

“lailailai,nimenkankan,womenzheigefangzi,difangzugouda,zheixiaopochaoshizuiduohaiyouyigeyueyejiuyaodaobile,nimenqianwanbuyaoxianqi,fangxinfangxin,fangzukendingjinimenzaibianyi!”

fangdongshiyigejuanmaomaodedashen,dazhesangmen,sihaobukeqidekaishijieshaozijidefangzi。

这也太过分了!

xianuannuanpaianerqi:“ayi,wohaimeituizuni!”

“shi,tamenxiageyuezaizu,budanwunishuaimai。”

fangdongdashenxiaolexiao,suihoujixubuguanbugudedaizherenkanfangzi。

这也太欺负人了!

xianuannuangannubuganyan,zheijiaxiaochaoshibenlaijiushitayonglequanbujixukaide,xianzaishengyicandan,buyaoshuoshizhuanqianle,jiulianfangzudouyaojiaobuqile。

zijiyigerenyumendezuozaiyizishang,naodaikaishihunhunchenchen,yebuzhidaoshizenmehuishi,zicongkailezheigechaoshizhihou,xianuannuanjiubiandeqiqiguaiguaide,zonghuizuoyixieluanqibazaodemeng,pianpianyiqiedouneimedezhenshi,zongjuedehaoxiangshiyoushenmezangdongxiweiraozheziji。

jintian,yebuzhi,hainengbunengkanjianneigekeliandiwang?

“陛下,不可啊!”

“bixialongtizungui,zenmenengsunshang?”

“yixuejitian,jiuyaoyueyuefangxue,bingqiebunenggenghuanxianxuezhiren,bixiashentizungui,wanwanbunengruci,haishichenlaiba!”

yibangdachenguizaidishang,kukuaiqiu。

keshinianqingdediwang,yanshenshifenjianding。

“zhenjiranzuolezheihuangdi,ziranyinggaichengdanzijidezeren,jiuyinweizheiyidianzungui,cainengshangdatianting!”

“daqinghuangdiluochuan,yixuejitian,zhiqiushenmingxianling,tingxiatianzai,jidaqingbaixingyitiaohuolu!”

xiayimiao,bishoujiuzheimegepoleshouwan,xianxueshunjianyilechulai,diluozaixianglushang,yidiandiandebeixishou。

xianuannuanzaicidaolaizheigedifang,kanjiandejiushizheiyimu。

zheiyigeyueyilai,xianuannuanjihushimeitiandounenggoumengjianzheixieren,mengjianzheigemanmuchuangyideshijie,nianqingdediwangganggangjiwei,jiupengshangletianzai,zhenggedaqingguo,fushibaiwan,minbuliaosheng。

baixingmentongkuzhiyu,jiubasuoyoudezeren,quandoutuixiedaolezheigenianqingdediwangshenshang,renweidoushiyinweitabuxiangzhishenjiwei,suoyirenuleshenming,zheicaihuijiangxiatianzai,rucidechengfatamen!

shuoqilaizheiluochuanyeshiyigekelianren,zheiyigeduoyue,tashizenmeguolaide,qishixianuannuanyeshiqinyansuojian,tashaoniandezhi,wentaowulve,shiyigefeichangyouqiantudediwang。

keshipianpianlaotianyebupeihe,tashangweizhihou,jiuyizhidouzaixiayu,nanfangchedibengpan,hongshuisinve,zheidiwangyongjinquanli,keshiquegenbenbushilaotianyededuishou。

zhenggedaqingdetudi,doubeidashuisinveguo,tadakaiguoku,xiangyaozhenzai,keshixianzaiyouqiangenbenhuabuchuqu,qitaguojia,jiandaqingruci,jiuxiangzhechenzhezheigejihui,chixiadaqing,suoyisikangzheyebukenjitamenliangshiyuanzhu。

buyaoshuoshiwaimiandeputongbaixingle,jiulianluochuanziji,yeshihaojitiandoumeiyouchiyidunbaofanle。

xianuannuandengdengdengdepaodaoletadeshenbian,sihaobukeqi,yipiguzuolexialai,zuoyouzheilishimengjing,tamendoushikanbujianzijide。

“bixiayijinghaojitiandoumeiyouhaohaochifanle,rujinyixuejitian,zheishentizenmeshoudezhua!”

neixiedachenguizaidishang,wawadaku,yigegemianhuangjishou,kanzheshifenkelian。

xianuannuankanzheluochuanzheigeyangzi,xinliyeshifenbushiziwei,yuanlaidiwangyebudoushizhizhidaoxianglede,yeyourenouxinlixue,lijingtuzhide。

kexile,tianzainanzuorena。

“huangshang,chengwaibaixingnaoleqilai,tamenyangyanyaochongjinhuanggongni!”

“xianzaichengneichengwaidouyijingmeiyouliangshile,baodongyichujifa,huangshang,xianzaigairuhea!”

waimiandexiaotaijianjiaobucongcongdechongjinlai,guizaidishang,xinjirufen。

luochuanlimazhanqishenlai,bilebiyanjing,yizhendetouyunmuxuan,zheicaijiaobucongcongdechuqu。

tazhanzaichengqiangzhishang,kanzhexiamianbaodongdebaixing,xinzhongshifenbushiziwei,tazhidao,zheixierenzhishitaiele,tamenmeiyoueyide,tamenshibeibiwunai。

“dajiabuyaoji,bixiayijingyixuejitian,qiugaoshenming,womendaqingyidinghuiyoujiude,nimenbuyaozheji!”

bianshangdexiechengxiang,kanzhexiamianyipianhunluan,kaikouanfu。

ranerrenzaieduzideshihou,shikaolvbuleneimeduode,tamenkanjianluochuan,mouzilibengfachulaijiliedehenyi。

“shenmeyixuejitian,jiushihuangshangdebupeiwei,suoyishenmingfanu,caihuiyoulexianzaidezheigeqingkuang!”

“yixuejitianyoushenmeyong,yinggaiyimingjitian!”

“zaixing,saobaxing,nikankannibatianxiabaixinghaichengshenmeyangle!”

cishicike,qianfusuozhi。

zheixiebaixingzhixiangchibaoduzi,tamenbayiqiangyuanhen,quandoutoushezaileluochuandeshenshang,fangfotabushiyigeouxinlixuedejunwang,ershishenmexiajiandezangdongxi,shisuoyoutianzaidezuikuihuoshou。

fabuzezhong,luochuankanzhefengkuangdezimin,xinzhongtengtong。

keshiyipangdexianuannuanjianzhuang,xinzhongquefenfenbuping!

zheixierenpingshenmezheimeshuo?zheiyigeyue,luochuanouxinlixue,xiangjinlesuoyoudebanfa,shenzhibuxiyixuejitian,doushiweiletamennenggouchibaoduzi,hekuangluochuanshenweihuangdi,bingmeiyoubasuoyoudeziyuanquandousaijinzijidezuibali,tayeshidakailehuanggongliangcang,genbaiguanhebaixingyiqiaie!

hekuangzheishitianzai,weishenmeyaozeguaitayigewuguderen?

luochuanguizaidishang,zaicijuqixianxuelinlideshou:“qiutianshangzhushen,zhengkaiyan,kankanzheishijianba!daqinghuangdiluochuan,yuanyiyixueweiji,zhiqiushenmingxianling!”