第1章
liqinfensuiranyousanshibadenianji，danyouyuhaizishengdezao，jiashangyouhuibaoyang，pifubainen。
chenyuankanzhetaguozheyujin，congyushilizouchulai，yishijianmeifanyingguolai。
“shazhanzheganshenme？zuoa！”liqinfenjiaomeidexiaoleyisheng。
“wo......”chenyuanshouhuiyanshen，zuozaileshafashang。
huahaimeishuochukou，yigutixiangherouruanjiujintieguolai。
好家伙！
chenyuanheleyitiao，xinxiangzheishiwannaerchu？
zhidaozijiyaolai，haixizao。
taganmangwangbianshangnuolenuo：“ke，qishiwohexiaoqibenzhishangshimeishenmemaodunde，muqianwoshiyeshangshiyudaodianmafan，danyihouhaishiyouhenduojihui，xiwangnimennengxiangxinwo，wozhendebuxianglihun！”
“wozhidao！”liqinfenzaichenyuanshoubeishangpailepai。
kansipingchangdejudong，quedaizheyisiliaobodeweidao：“xiaoqizheihaizi，jiushibeiwomenguanhuaile，yudaoyidiancuozhe，jiujuedeshitiandadeshier！nimenliangcaijiehunmeiduojiu，zheiyangjiulihun，xiangshenmehua！”
“nifangxin，dengtahuilai，yidinghaohaoquandaota！”
“zhende？！”chenyuanmianseyixi，anansonglekouqi。
dangchutahelaoposunxiaoqishizaiyichanglianyihuishangrenshide。
ershiliusuideta，jiuyijingshifukejibiedexianweidamishu，qiantuguangming，beisuoyourenkanhao。
shenbianbufazhongduozhuiqiuzhe。
benlaibuxiangzheimezaotanlianai，jiabuzhusunxiaoqizhudongshihao。
jiashangsunxiaoqishencaigaotiao，zhangxiangmeiyan，dushushihoujiushixiaohuajibiedecunzai，youzaijiaoyujudangxuanchuanyuan。
waimaohezhiye，dousuanhenbucuo。
chenyuanzaizheifangongshixia，henkuaijiulunxianjinqu，quedingguanxihou，jiulinglezheng。
wanwanxiangbudao，qingchangdeyi，guanchangshiyi。
shanglibai，laolingdaoxianweishujilinchunshengturanbeishuanggui，tazheigedamishu，yegenzheyiluoqianzhang，chenglemeiyongdebaishe，qiantugengshiheian。
sunxiaoqidezhihou，zhijietilihun。
buguanchenyuanzenmeanfu，tadouchilechengtuotielexin。
chenyuanmeibanfa，zuijinxiabanhoudouduowaimian，zaihaogemenyudahujialijiesu。
liqinfenjintianjitadadianhua，jiaotadaojialilaitanshi，haiyiweiyoushishuolihun。
meixiangdaohaitingtongqingdalide，zhanzijizheibian。
“woyejinimenbiaogetai，zhiyaoxiaoqihaohaogenwoguorizi，woyidinghuinulijitayigemeihaodeweilai！”
“woyekanhaoni，chenyuan，nizheigenianjijiushifuke，buduojian！”liqinfenxiaozhediandiantou，youwangchenyuanshenbiantiekaoguoqu。
“xiexieni！woshiqingjiachulaide，haidehuixianweishangbanni！”chenyuanzongjuedeguaiguaide，buganduoliu，qishenjiuyaozou。
“aiya，nijishenme！”liqinfenlijilazhuleta，“chenyuan，wohaiyouzhengshiermeigennishuoni！”
“shazhengshi？”chenyuanyileng。
liqinfendeyishuangshou，dunshibulaoshidegouzailechenyuandebozishang。
“nizheishiganshenme？”chenyuanheleyitiao，batatuikai。
keliqinfenjiuxiangbazhuayuside，chandegengjin：“doushichengnianrenle，biebuyaoyisia！”
shuowan，yibajiangtapudaozaileshafashang，fengkuanglache！
卧槽！
陈远人都傻了！
这是搞什么？
“niganjinqilai！”chenyuanyonglituisang。
liqinfen：“baijininihaiduanshangle，gaibuhui......”
砰！
jiuzaizheishihou，fangmenbeirenqiangxingchuaikai。
sunqianguonuqichongchong，jiuqichenyuandeyiling，yijiaojiubatadengfeizaidi：“chushengdongxi，nizaiganshenme？！”
“laogong！”liqinfenshunjianbianleyizhanglian，zhuanshenlangbeidepudaoleduifangdehuaili，lihuadaiyu，“laogong，zheigechusheng，zhaojiekoulaijialitanshi，meixiangdaojurantumoubugui，duiwoxiashou！”
咔擦咔擦！
yitongjinlaidehaiyousunxiaoqi，tajuzheshoujijiushiyidunkuangpailengxiao：“chenyuan，zhenmeixiangdaonishizheizhongren，sheinidouxiangpeng，jianzhirenmianshouxin！”
“wodangchuxialeyan，caihuigennizheizhongexinderenjiehun！”
“lihunxieyi，qianleba！”
liangfenxieyishuaizailechajishang。
chenyuanwuzhejutongdexiongkou，congdishangzhanleqilai。
doubushigangchushehuidexiaobaicai。
zheiyiqihechengdeshiqing，shazidounengmingbaizenmehuishi！
tayikaishijiuchajuedaobudui，zhishidigulerenxing：“hehe，nimenzhenyounengnai，weilebiwolihun，shenmezangshuidounengpodechulai！”
“chenyuan，shuohuayaojiangzhengju，wodoupaixialaile！”sunxiaoqiyifuyoushiwukongdetaidu，“ruguonibuxiangzijilaolelianyanglaobaoxiandoumeiyou，jiuganjinqianziba！”
chenyuanshizaiwufalijie，zheigecengjingduizijizhudongreqingdenvren，weishenmebiandezheimemosheng。
“jiuyinweixianweishujibeishuanggui，wozheigemishuchenglewuyongzhiren，nijiupobujidaideyaochuaikaiwo？！”
“meicuo，dangchuyaobushikanshangnishidahongren，wopingshenmegennijiehun！”sunxiaoqihaobuyanshizijidexianshi。
陈远心中一片冰凉。
shidaorujin，yemeishenmekeshuode。
yaoguaijiuguaitaxialeyan，hezheimeshilideyigenvrenjiehun。
naqibi，zailihunxieyishangqianxialemingzi：“runimensuoyuan，zheihun，lile！”
“dannimenbiewangle，wohainianqing，youdeshijihui！yaobushizheicishujishuanggui，wowanquankeyitizhengke！”
“zhengke？”yishengxinvechuanlai，jiujianyigenanzicongwaimianzoujinlai，“chenyuan，jiashexingdeshijiubieguazuibianle！nishinianqingdefukemeicuo，danzheibeizi，yejiuzheiyangle！”