“啊？”
陆长青懵了！
“tayouduanyouxiao，zijibuxing，haimeitianwanshangyaowobanyangezhongjiaosezhemowo，zhiyaowobupeihe，jiudawo。”
fangyingpazailuzhangqinghuaili，shengleijuxia！
不像是开玩笑。
luzhangqingnanyizhixindao，“buhuiba，liangkezhangshizheizhongren？”
“zhende，tatoulubierendepapapadeshipin，kanlezijijiushangtou，ranhouzijiyouduan，debudaowo，xinlitebieniuqu。”
fangyingyiliantongkudekongsuzhe。
看来是真的！
tingdeluzhangqinghenshizhenjing，“nizazhidaotatoulushipin？”
“neixieshipinjiuzaitadiannaoli，xiangzhemowodeshihou，jiuqiangpowokan，wonengbuzhidaoma。”
shuozhe，fangyingyouguanlezijiyibeijiu。
meirenzaihuai，luzhangqingquetibuqixingqu。
fanerduixuejiezuilidexiaoshipinliangyanfangguang，“hennanrangrenxiangxin，nigaibushihezuilexiashuoba。”
fangyingbufuqi，nudao，“buxin？zou，nisongwohuiqu，wojinikan，wozaojiuxiang rangtashenbaimingliele，qutamadejiweishuji，pingshenmebawodiaolaidiaoqu，yazhewojiushiweilefuwutaerzi。”
“xu，xuejienixiaoshengdian，zheiyaobeirentingdaoneihailede。”
luzhangqingwuzhutazui，lianmangfuqifangying，“zou，nihezuile，wosongnihuijia。”
“nijiushibuxinwo，wohuirangnixinwode……”
fangyingmanliantonghong，diediezhuangzhuangqishen。
luzhangqinglanleyiliangche，batasonghuijia。
guoran，liangguominbuzaijia。
fangyingyidaojia，jiubamenfansuoqilai。
haobugujidebaozheluzhangqingjiuqin，zuishanghainannandao，“zhangqingwoxihuanni，wozaojiuxihuannile，nizhibuzhidao。”
luzhangqingbatatuikai，“xuejie，nihezuile，yihoubuyaoxiashuoliangkezhangdehuaihua，beirentingdaole，yingxiangtadeshitu。”
fangyingturanzhengsedao，“pideshitu，womeihezui，wojinikantadezuizheng，nidengzhe。”
shuozhe，kuaibuzoudaoshufang，dakaidiannao，yizhenmimashuru。
zheixialuzhangqingxiangxinle，renjiaqueshibushihezuile。
nvrenzhenshitianshengdeyanyuan……
dangfangyingdiankaijiamiwenjianjiahou，yingruyanqiandeshipincaizhendebaluzhangqingzhenjingle。
几十个小视频啊！
erqiezuiqianmiandejige，haishiluzhangqingyanshuderen。
suiranyishixiangbuqishishei，dankeyiqueding，chuletizhineide，doushishehuishangyoutouyoulianderenwu。
“**，xiangbudaoliangguominneiwangbadan**lezheimeduoren……”
“heng，zheixianixiangxinleba，zhongchuanxianmilantoule，tadieyebushishenmehaowanyier，wozaojiubuxiangzaizheilidaile，nibazheigeshipinnaqujianjutaba，wojiuxiangkantashenbaiminglie。”
fangyingmanyanbiequdenuhuo。
keyixiangxiang，zaizheigeguanerdaidejialishouletaiduodeweiqu。
luzhangqingfeisudeyunzhuanlexianaozi，lengjingdao，“xuejie，buyaochongdong，zheigeshipinneirongqianshetaiguangle， jianjutahaibushishihou。”
“为什么？”
方莹不解。
zheijinianliangguominduitaroutishangdezhemohetadieliangchangpingduitajingshenshangdekongzhi，kuaibatabifengle。
tashiguzuleyongqicaizhaoluzhangqingqingsude。
luzhangqingjieshidao，“xuejie，wolijieniduiliangguomindeyane，dannibixuzhidao，zheixiedoushizuofengwenti，tamendeguanxiwangpangencuojie，ruguobunengjiangtamenliangenbaqi，kenengxiansideshiwomen。”
“那怎么办？”
方莹有点失望。
“woxiankaobeiyifen，yuanjianbuyaodong，bierangtazhidaole，miandeweinanni。”
luzhangqingyibiananweita，yibianbashoujilianjieshangqu，fuzhiwenjian。
“haishinihao，zhidaoweiwokaolv。wojinitigonglezheimeyoulidedongxi，nizenmeganxiewo。”
fangyingkanzheyanqianshuaiqidenanhai，renbuzhuconghoumianbaozheta。
lianggetingbadanxingdemantoujinjinchuzailuzhangqinghoubei。
rangluzhangqingdunshijidongqilai，zhuanshen，roushenghuiying，“wowuyiweibao……”
“neijiuyishenxiangxuba，zhangqing，woaini，nixiangyaowoma。”
fangyingshunshigouzhuletabozi，dianqijiaojian，yanshenbiandeyichangwumei。
“想，早就想了。”
luzhangqingbaozhutarouruandeyaozhi，bazuichunluozailejiaohongdeqiaolianshang。
liangrenwangqingdeqinzhebici。
dangluzhangqingbashoutanxiaqu，fangyingyingningyisheng，quanshentanruanzailuzhangqinghuaili，renyoutananie。
luzhangqingyeshunshibatafangdaozaishufangdeshafashang。
“zhangqing，nixianzaijiuyaolewoba，wodengbulele，yijingwanglezuonvrenshenmeziweile。”
fangyingzhandoudeshoupobujidaixiangxiazhuaqu、dunshijinghu，“tiana，nizhei……”
“biliangguominlihaiduoleba。”
“sigezi，tianyuanzhibie，gennibiqilai，tajiushiqiuyin。”
“haha，zheisuanshenme，wodejingxihaiyouhenduo……”
“aa……tiana……”
liangrenwanghusuoyi，congshafadaowoshi。
xuejiebukuishixuejie，yinlingbandeshengyin，hanlelianggeduoxiaoshi，zhidaochabuduoshipinkaobeijieshu，caifangkailebici。
陆长青也很惊喜。
zenmeshuoni，jiushiyikuaidi，zhiyouqianmianyidiandiangengguo。
里面都是新的……
“zhangqing，woshebudenizou，xiexieni，rangwozuoleyihuizhenzhengdenvren。”
luzhangqingchuanhaoyifu，zhunbeiqichuang。
方莹满足的抱着他。
luzhangqingqishenanweidao，“xuejie，lairifangzhang，ruguodengxialiangguominhuilaikandaowomen，neijiubuhaole。”
fangyingzheicaifangkai，“ng，wotingnide，woxianzaiyijingshiniderenle，shentishi，xinyeshi。”
“wozhidao，woxianzoule，miandebeitahuilaipengdao。”
luzhangqingzaitaetouqinleyixia。
fangyingbushedediantou，“ng。”
……
huidaojia，luzhangqingchangkuaidexilegereshuizao。
ranhounachudiannao，bakaobeihuilaidedongxiyiyidakai。chuleshipin，haiyouluyinwenjian。
tayikouqilianxudiankailejigeshipin。
buyoudehahadaxiaoqilai。、
jingbao，zheilimiandedongxitaijingbaole。
zhenggexianweidayuanzheibiandeyinsi，jihudoubeiliangguominneiwangbadan**wanle。
haiyouhaoduogeguanshanglaiwangdeqiyejia，heyixieburenshidemiankong。
congqizhishangkanqilaidoushibujiandanderenwu，luzhangqingshenzhiyoudianpeifutale。
zheisipangzi，**zheimeduo，doumeibeifaxian，buquzuoxingzhenyoudianlangfeitianfu。
不过有一点很奇怪。
zheilimianyijingyoupaidaosuxiaohonggenbierenpapadeshipin，taruguoyaogenqinbuzhanglianheqilaigaosuxiaohong，dakeyizhijienachushipin。
weishenmehaiyaoshejizijiqusongcailiaozhuajian。
nandaotazaojiuzhidaowodianjixuejie，shejiwoquzhuajian，jingguowodeshou，bazheigeshipinpuguangchuqu，laigeyijianshuangdiao，yicixiganjingta**xianzhangdewudian。
妈的，可恶！
haiyouqinqingneinvren，jingranzongrongliangguominxianhaiziji，yeshiqianshoushi……
pingshiyifugaogaozaishangdelengaozitai，sheinengxiangdaotaxihuannvren。
luzhangqingjianjileliangduanxiaoshipin，fangzaishoujili，shengxiadequanbuchuandaodiannaobaocun。
zhunbeihaohaoshuiyijue，mingtianhaoyingduitamendediaonan。