第6章
tianmaixianshilaidaochufang,naqiyigekongbeizi,ranhoukaishizaichufangfanzhao。
chufangdechujubaifangdehenzhengqi,takanleyixiadiaoliaohou,youlaidaolebingxiang,tajianchayixiabingxiangwaibiao,meiyoufaxianguizedezhitiao,shenshoudakailebingxiang。
limiandeguoshubaifangdehenzhengqi,tianmainuokaiyikebaicai,zaixiamianfaxianleyizhangzhi,zheizhangzhishangxielexindeguize:
【出门守则】
【1:chumenyidingyaodaizhemeimei。】
【2:chumendeshihouyaoditou。】
【3:gebidemoxiaohuabushihaoren,buyaoxiangxintadehua,jiandaotayaokuaidianzou。】
【4:buyaotinglinjudexianhua,kanjianlinjuzainimianqiansansanwuwudeshuohua,yaomashanglikai。】
【5:maidongxiyaomaishuangfen。】
【6:buyaorangrenherenwenmeimeidehua。】
【7:linjuhenyouhao,yaoduilinjuyoulimao。】
【8:meimeirenyuanhenhao,yaoduimeimeidepengyouyoulimao!】
8tiaoguize,shiguanyuchumendeguize。
tianmaizhouqimeitou,zheibatiaoguizezhongzuihouliangtiaotaiguoguaiyi。
tafanghaozhitiao,suihouyoukuaisudelaidaoleweishengjian。
weishengjianshizaibabamamafangjianhenainaifangjiandezhongjian,xianzaizheilianggefangjiandemendouguanzhe,buzhidaobabamamahenainaizaimeizaijia。
buguanzaibuzaijia,tadouyaoqu。
tadadafangfangdezhijiezoujinlexishoujian,xishoujiandebaishehezhuanghuangdouhenrichang,matonghexishoupenzaizuobian,youbianshiyigezidongxiyijihaiyouyigehuasa。
tianmaisuishoudakailexishoujiandedeng。
dengdakaideneiyishunjian,xishoujianliangle。
zhishizheiliangdehenguiyi,yinweishilvsede。
tianmaiduicibuyiwai,bieshuoshiguaitanlimian,jiushizaixianshiyewan,xishoujianyebibiededifangyaokongbu。
buguo,yuekongbudedifangyueyoushouhuo。
taxianlaidaoxishoupen,shenshoudakaileshuilongtou......
(maa,liudeshixue!)
(kuaikanjingzi,maa,kuaikan......)
zhibojianlidedanpingfeiyang,longguoxiaozuderenyezaizheiyikexindoutiqilaile。
zaijingzilichuxianlemamadelian。
tianmaikanzhechuxiandemama,weiweizhouqimeitou。
“niweishenmebuhaohaoxuexi。”mamahenhendeshuodao。
tianmaimeiyoushuohua,zhishiqingqingdewangzuoyidongyixiajiaobu,duokailemamadeshixian。
jingzilimiandemamameiyouyinweitalikaierzhuandongmuguang,yiransisidekanxiangyuanlaidefangxiang。
“niyoushizheiyangdebiaoqing,wozheibeizizenmeshengxianizheimegedongxi。”
“nishuohuaa,niweishenmebushuohua。”
“说话啊!”
jingzilidemamazhujianfengkuang,kaishibutingdepaidajingzi,xishoujiandedengzaizheigeshijianyekaishibutingdeshanzhe。yanseyebutingdebianzhe,conglvsebianchengfense,ranhouhongse......
suiji,yiguzinongyudexuexingweipiaochulai。
tianmaizhuantoukanxiangmatong,matongbutingdemaozhexianxue,henkuaineixianxueliulechulai,yidiandiandeliuxiangletianmaidejiaoxia。
guiyideganjueyongshangxintou!
(aaa,nvekuaidianpaoa。)
(hesile,tiannvshenqianwanbuyaosibuyaosi......)
qitaguojiayijingmeiyoubanfakanzhibo,zhinengkanzhuanbo,ziranyemeiyoubanfazaizhibojianlimianfadanping。suoyixianzaizhibojiandedanpingdoushilongguoren。
yinci,danpingshangyedoushidanxintianmaidehua。
matonglimiandexueyueliuyueduo,erjingzilidemamayeyaopojingerchu。
zheiyangdechangmian,jidazhezhibojianlimianmeigerendexin,youderenshenzhibishangyanjingbuqukan。
tianmaizhanzaizheiyangguiyidezhongxin,queyidianyebuhaipa,takankanjingzilimiandemama,youkanxiangmatongliutangdexue,yanzhongshanguosikao。
tianmaiyidongbudongdezhanzaineili,zaizhibojianrendeyanzhongjiushizaidengsi。
henduorenyijingbishangyanjing,burenxinkantabeishadeyimu。
tongshi,renmenxinliyongqilebeiai。
tianmaishibaile,daibiaodebuzhishilongguodeshibai,haiyouxingjiquanrenleideshibai,renleijianghuichedibeiguaitanqinru。
“哗啦!”
jingzibeijingzilimiandemamachuisuile,tongyishijian,matonglimiandexueyepenyongerchu,xishoujianchedibianchengleheian。
longguoderenquanbubishangyanjing,zhibojianheiping,daibiaoshibaile。
怪谈马上会侵入了。
longguolongyunxiaozuderenlianseningzhong。
xulaowulidekaozaiyibeishang,xinlisuanchubuyi。taqiangpozijilengjingxialai,duishenbianderenshuo:“anpaixiaqu,zhunbeiyingjieguai......”
“xulao,nikuaikan......”wanglinjidongdehandao。
xufangmangzhengkaiyanjingkanxiangzhibojian,zhibojianyijinghuifulehuamian,tianmaihaizaixishoujianlimian,tawanshencongmatongdezhushuixianglimiannachuleyijiandongxi!
zhanqilaideshihou,xishoujianlimiandehuamiankaishibianhua。posuidejingzibianhaole,matongliuchudexueyedoushouhui。dengguangbiandezhengchangneiyike,xishoujianyiqiedouhuifuleyuanyang。
“zhei,zheishizenmehuishi?”xufangxinzhongmanshiyiwen。
buzhishita,danpingshangdewenhaojiumeiyouduanguo。
mingmingtamenkandaoheipingle,weishenmetianmaiquemeishi。bushishuotamenqipantianmaichushi,zhishihenhaoqide。
怪谈之中。
tianmaikanzheshouzhongnadaodedaopian。zheishihenputongdeguahuzidetidaodaopian,shangmianquanshixiuzi。
“guoranzheiyang!”tianmaitanlekouqi。
tajiangdaopianfangjindoulimianshi,xitongdetongbaoxiangqile。
【gongxilongguotianxuanzhetianmaizhaodaoguanjianxingwupin,fafangtongguantiaojian:】
【1:putongtongguan:zaijialishenghuoqiri。】
【2:youxiutongguan:dedaoguanjianrenwu(renheyige)haoganbaifenzhiyibai。】
【3:wanmeitongguan:zhaodaozhenxiang,pojieguaitan。】
tianmaixinzhongrenbuzhumaniang,tongguantiaojianjingranyizheizhongqingkuangchuxian。
ruguo,zheirenpasibuganlaixishoujian,huozhekandaoxishoujianguiyihoumashangtaozou,zaihuozhezhaobudaoguanjianxingwupin,neidoudebudaotongguantiaojian。
dangran,goudaozuihoudeyenengtongguan,bijingzheigeguaitanhaiyouyigetongguanyaoqiu,zaijiashengcunqiri。
tianmaipingjingyixiaxinqing,jixuzaixishoujiankaishichazhao。
meiyouzaizhaodaoshenmeyouyongdedongxihexinxi,kanlaixishoujianyejiuzheiyangle。buguotayezhidaolehenduo,busuanbailai。
(女鹅没事。)
(nvshen,nitailihaile。)
(zheishiwolaopo,wuwuwotaixingfule。)
(loushangdedoujiwogun,tianmaishiwodelaopo......)
(nimenjiubuhaoqi,tianmaishizenmemeishide?)
(duia,weishenmehuimeishi?)
tianmaikanbujiandanping,quejidelianhezudeshiqing,danshixianzaibushijieshideshihou,taganjueyaokuaidianlikaixishoujian。
zheibanxiangde,tayejiuzheibanzuole。
tazhuanshendakaixishoujianmendeshihou,kandaomenwaizhanzhemama!
(......)
(wanle,zheihuiwanle。)
zhibojianshangdedanpingquanbudoushizheiyangdehua。
xianzaizheigeshijianyinggaishizaiwulixuexi,keshitianmaiquechuxianzaixishoujian,haibeimamazhuazhule。
guoran,mamakandaotianmaizaixishoujianhenshengqi。
“nibuxuexi,zaizheilizuoshenme?”