第5章

wocongyuanquzhijiezuochehuijiale。

wofashi,wozaiyebuzhuangxiaotudoule。

装完心里不得劲。

genshilianleside,suiranwomeitanguolianai。

wodaojiashi,womazhengzailouxiajiebianmianfeifadongli。

laotaitaizhongqishizu:「zansongbeikebushimianbei,mianbeineigataniumowangquledoudegengdi,sunhouzidaoneidoudeshuazaji。zanmensongbei,nilailedaniangjinianpaiwanyanggeanpaixi,zaoshanggandajiwanshangzaotangqusipi,bianxibianchibaipandadongli。」

「shawanyi?185nanda?youyouyou,jiwoguinvliuyide,haojigeni,tameineifuqi,daniangdoujinimenanpaishang!ao(tongyangsisheng)!」

woyiting185nandajiuqibudayichulai。

「ma!nishibushiyounawozhaopianwanglianle?」

「xiaotuzaizi,sheiwanglianle?woneishitiniwanglian,zaijiwozaoyaoworangluoxiangjinipanlou!

「gundan,jinwuqieyipendonglisongchulai!」

yougedaituerduodenanfangxiaotudoutingjianwomashuo「tuzaizi」,nuonuodijiaolesheng「ayi」。

tashuo:「ayi,nijiayouxiaotuzima,wokebukeyikanyixia?」

womayigebodazaiwo**shang,woshunshijitabiaoyangetuzitiao,jinwule。

【nimamabuyaonilou!】

朋友在视频里起哄。

【nimamarenxiaotudoudanggannverlou!】

【doudou,nimenneide185nandashizhenxianga,xianzaiwozheidianfudaoshiquankaoqiongchengzhele!rangayibeihaotatandeneixienanda,dengwofawangaofeilimajiuqu!】

nandananda,youshinanda。

xiangdaoshengyuneibuzhiqiandeyangzi,womeihaoqidao:【laitanghaerbinnengjigeqian,zaibulainandadoubeiqiangguangle。】

【yourenshuoqianjinianquyitangdongbeihuasiwan。】

【piyaole,jushuoshisanqianmaigehuaxueban,shengxiasanwanqishizhuyuanfei。】

duimianhahahahayizhenhongxiao,zhouweilouxiayeshi。

daochuqilerongrong,haerbinlvyouyijingzhujianfazhanchenglequanminlianhuan。

womahaimeifawandongli,woyigerensangzhelianbiantucaobianwuliaodishuazheshipin。

呵!

zhennengdesea,haiqugebishengjiefenghuangle。

kedangkandaoguoqixiabeijiangzhanshibaoqinanfangxiaohaishi,wohuranjiutucaobuxiaqule。

lianggexiaoshihou,woreleiyingkuang。

wochedibashengyuwangzailenaohou。

wojuedingwoyaojiaruzhiyuanzheduiwu。

mingtianjiuquweiquanmindatuanjiegongxianyifenliliang。