第1章 “捉奸在床”

wuxingjijiudian,zongtongtaofang。

anqiyueyongjinquanshenliqifuzheyigezuixunxundenanrenjinlefangmen,nulibatatuojinwoshizhijierengzaichuangshang,dakouchuanzhecuqixiangdangwuyu:tabuguojiuzaijiulixialeyidiandiandeyao,zhiyuzuichengzheigeyangzime!gangjindiantijiumeizhijuele!

yuexiangyueshengqi,anqiyueshangqianbianchuailetayijiao,zheicaijuedejiehen,zuozaiyipangnachushouji。

shijigeweijiedianhua,anqiyuehaimeikanqingchushilaiziyushei,pingmubianzaiciliangqilai,taanxiajieting,guimishenningjiaojideshengyinbianzhijiechuanleguolai:

“qiyue,zenmehuishia!youmeitibaodaoshuonizaijiudiantouren,nilaogongxianzaiyijingquzhuojiandelushangle?”

shenqiyuewenyanyanshenyiliang:“niquedingme?guxiuyanzhendelaizhaowole?”

“shenmezhaoni,tashiquzhaonisuanzhangde!”

shenningyadishengyin:“qiyuenitingwoshuo,buguannixianzaizaiganshenme,mashangchuanhaoyifucongfangjianzhongchuqu!jiusuanniheguxiuyanganqingbuhe、hunyinbumu、gewangede,danruguonizhendebeitazhuojianzaichuang,neitayeyidingraobulenide!”

“是么?”

anqiyuezhuanshenkanleyiyanchuangshangneigeyijingshuidexiangsizhuyiyangdenanren,zuijiaogouqiyisiqingxiao:“neiwodaoyaokankan,tashizenmeraobulewode!”

buzaitingshenningdehua,anqiyuezhijieguaduandianhuaguanji,suihouguizaichuangbianbaneinanrenshangbanshendeyifu**,yifusuibianderengzaidishang,xixi,kanbuchulaizheigeganggangsuibiandiaodaodenanrenshencaihaibucuo。

dantameishijianduoxinshang,laguobeizigaidaotadeyaojian,youkuaisubachuangnongluan,yingzaochuyifuliangrenganggangzuoleshenmedeganjue。

zheishi,zoulangchuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng。

anqiyuezhidaolairenshishei,yushixunsutuodiaozijideyifuzhijieshuaikai,ranhouyouganjinpaojinyushibazijilinshi,suibianzhaoleyitiaoyujinweizaixiongkouyishangdeweizhi,yanranyifuganggangshihouchuyudeganjue。

“砰砰——”

qiaomenshengxiangqi,renlaile。

anqiyueduizhejingzidiaozhengyixiabiaoqing,huluanderoulerouweishidefashao,nulirangzijikanshangquyifu“beidaduanhaoshi”debunaifanmoyang,zhunbeiqukaimen。

dangangzhuanshen,naozilihuranyoufuqishenme,tayandishanguoyisijiaoxia,kuaisucongzijibaobaolizhaochukouhong,ranhouzaijingjianqingqinglinmo,henkuaibianyouyige“caomeiyin”chuxian,kanshangquaimeiyouciyan。

anqiyuekanzhejingzizhongdeziji,yandigouqideyi:guxiuyan,wokannizheicihaibulihun!

qiaomenshengzaicixiangqi,shengyinbigangganggengda,mingxianshiwaimianderenyijingbunaifanle。

anqiyueshenxiyikouqi,zuochuyifuyonglanbiaoqingzouchuqudakaimen,yuqibunaifan:“sheia?zheimejideqiaoshenmemen?”

guxiuyanyishenbitingdexizhuangzhanzaimenkou,danshou**kuzikoudai,jinbengdexiaerangtakanshangqumingxianyazhehuoqi,zaipeishangkanxianganqiyueshiqinglengfanhandeyanshen,zhenggerenduolejifenjinyudeqizhi。

“guxiuyan?zenmeshini,nizenmezaizheia?”

anqiyueguzuochijing,danrenquemeiyourenhebeizhuojiandehuangluan,guxiuyanminchunsaoleyiyantadedaban,yijitajingjianneixingmude“caomeiyin”,lengxiaoyisheng:

“wolaopodoukaihaolefangjian,wozenmenengbulai。”

tahuayinluoxia,zhijieraoguoanqiyuezhijiedabuzoujinlefangjian,qishixiongxiongdemoyanghaizhendailejifen“zhuojian”dejiashi。

anqiyueanziqiexi,kanguxiuyanzheigebiaoqingyinggaishizhendexiangxinle,zheiyangkantadagaizhongyunengjieshuzheideliangnianlaoyuyiyangdehunyinshenghuole,bijingmeiyounagenanrennengzaibeilaopodailelvmaozizhihou,haitanranjieshoujixujiazhuangwushifashengde。

zheiyangxiangzhe,anqiyuelimazhuanshenhuidaowoshi,jinmenbianjianguxiuyanmianwubiaoqingzhanzaichuangbian,kanzheneichuangshang“chishen**”denanren,mouguangfanhan。

anqiyuejianzhuangxinliyufajidong,danlianshangquezhuangchuyifuweinandemoyang:“ai,wobenlaishixiangmanzhenide,danmeixiangdaojingranbeinizhuangjian,jiranzheiyangneiwoyemeishenmehaoshuodele,womenjiuhaojuhaosanba。”

guxiuyanbuzuosheng,anqiyuechenredatie,kuaisucongyipangnachuzijizaojiuzhunbeihaodelihunxieyishu,muguangwugu:“re,zhiyaonizaizheiheqianlezi,zaiduiwaixuanbuwomenzaoyilihun,neijiubuhuizaiyourenyilunwojinidailelvmaozideshiqingle。”

fangjianzhonganjingxialai,zhishengxiajirendehuxisheng。

guxiuyanmanmanzhuanguoshenduishanganqiyuedeshixian,yandimouguangbiandan,zuijiaohurangouqiyimojifeng:“weilelihunnengxiangchuzheimeduodebanfa,haizhenshiweinannizheikemeicunleduoshaozhishangdenaozile!”

“你说什么?”

“chuangshangdenanrenchuyushendushuimian,ruguobushizuidetailihaijiushibeixialeanmianyao,meiyouliugexiaoshixingbuguolai,niquedingtahainengbangniwanchengchuguidejihua?”

“我——”

“ganggangxiwanzaochulai,yushidedengqueshiguanzhede,nishenmeshihouzheimeqinjianchijiale?”

“你——”

“最重要的是——”

guxiuyanhuayinyidun,zhuanguoshengouchunzoudaoanqiyuemianqian,hurantaishoumengdilanzhutadeyaozhi,dashoubukeqidezaihuadongyiquan,henkuaibianmodaoletayujinxiawanhaodeyifu,takaojintadeerbianhuxiwenre:“nixizao,doubutuoyifudeme?”

anqiyuewanquanmeixiangdaoguxiuyanhuizheimeshunlijiujiechuantaquanbudehuangyan,dunshiliansefanhong,yibatuikaimianqianderen:“ni、niguanwotuobutuoyifu!fanzheng、fanzhengwojiushichuguile,ni、nilibulihunkanzheban!”

shuowan,tahaiguyitingletingxiong,xiangyongbozishangde“wenhen”weizijibanhuiyiju。

“出轨?”

guxiuyanbuxiedegoulegouchun,waitoujiangshixianluozaitajingjianzhuoliede“caomeiyin”shang,tiaoletiaomeiqingxiaozheshangqian:“jiuxiangzheiyangme?”

anqiyuezheicichedinaoxiuchengnu,yaoyadengzhemianqiandenanren:“zenme?zhongcaomeinimeijianguoa?”

“jianguo,jiushimeijianguozheimejiade。”

guxiuyanhuayinluoxia,moranshangqianyibajianganqiyueyazaishenhoudeqiangbishang,tashenshangdeyujinshunjiantuoluo,haimeigaoqingchuzenmehuishi,jiutingdaotadeshengyindaizhewenredehuxipensazaitadejingjian:

“buguomeiguanxi,wozheijiusongnigezhende。”