第2章 我没那么饥不择食

guxiuyandeshengyinluoxiadetongshi,wenredechunzhijieyazaileanqiyuedejingjian,zhongzhongdeyaolexiaqu。

anqiyuedunshichitong,taishoubianqutuita:“fangkaiwo,nigeliumang——”

tashituzhengzha,dannaiheshuangshoudoubeiguxiuyankongzhizhugenbenzhengtuobule,zhinengrenyouzheige**kaozaizijijingjian,yingshengshengzaineimeijiadekouhong“caomeiyin”pangbian,zhongxialeyikezhende“caomei”。

“zhidaoleme,zheigecaishizhenzhengdezhongcaomei。”

guxiuyandechunzailikaileanqiyuedejingjianzhihoubingmeiyoumashangtuikai,ershimanmanzhanzhishentikaojintadeerbian,banshixixuebanshiyonglandekaikou。

“你变态——”

anqiyuewenyanliansedunshixiufenzhanghong,tazaozhidaoguxiuyanbushishenmehaodongxi,danwanwanmeixiangdaotajingran**daozheizhongdibu,jingranchenjizhantabianyi!

“zaibiantaiyemeinibiantai,suibianzaijiubalizhaogenanrenjiunenglaikaifang,nijiubupatashigebiantai,jiayizhuangyunranhoujinmendezhihoubanixianjianhousha?”

guxiuyanlenghengyisheng,yandiganggangyinweineigecaomeieryinyuefuqideyonglanzaizheijuhuahouyequandoubianchenglejifenghechaonong,talengyankanzhemianqiananqiyuemanyanfangbeihuzhezijixiongkoudemoyang,buxiedefanlegebaiyan。

就是这个眼神!

tajiushiyinweizheigeyanshencaiyidingyaolihun!

yuanbenyijingchedimeizhedeanqiyuezaikandaoguxiuyanganggangbishizijidemoyanghou,yijingbeilikuiyaxiaqudenuyizaicichongshangtouding,tayaoyadengzhemianqianderen:“niguanwocongnalizhaonanren,wojiusuanbeishayeshiwozijideshiqing!heniyoushenmeguanxi,guxiuyan,nibiewanglewomenzhishiqiyuehunyin,huxiangbucanyusishenghuo,nipingshenmelaijiudianzhuojian、pingshenmeduiwozhizhidiandian?”

guxiuyankanzheanqiyueyilianfennudemoyang,lengxiaoyisheng:“nixiangduole,wolaijiudianzhaonimeicuo,dankebushiweilezhuojiande。”

“那是为了什么?”

bushizhuojiantaneimeqichongchongdejinlaiganshenme,erqiehaimomingqimiaojitazhongshenmecaomei,nanbuchengzheidoushitaqutufaqixianglaigaoxiaode?

guxiuyansihukanchuanqiyueyanshenzhongdezhiwen,pixiaoroubuxiaodekanletayiyan,tiaomeikaikou:“kanlainiyaochuguidexinsihaizhenshiqiangliedebuxing,yizhiyurangnichumenshilianriqidouwanglekan,pashiyebujidejintianshishenmerizileba,gu、tai、tai?”

tingtayinyangguaiqideshuochuzuihousangezi,anqiyuemoranxiangqishenme,limazhuaqishoujikanleyiyan,nani?jintianjingranshi28hao?

是奶奶的生日?

guaibudeguxiuyanchuandexiangshiyaoqucanjiahunliyiyang,yuanlaishiyaocanjiajintianwanshangnainaideshengriyanhui!

tajingranjiwanquanwangjile!

“怎么,忘了?”

kanzheanqiyuedefanying,guxiuyandunshicaidaozenmehuishi,tagouchunchaonong:“woyaoshimeijicuodehua,mouxierenqunianhaixinshidandandeshuojinniannainaishengriyidinghuijingxinzhunbeiyifendali,nanbuchengjintianzheichangchuguidaxijiushinisongnainaideshengriliwu?”

tasonglesongjian,zuijiaogouqiyisixingzailehuodehudu:“neiwoyidingyaobaganggangkandeshiqingrushizhuandajinainai。”

huayinluoxia,guxiuyandanshouchazaikuzikoudaizhong,zhuanshenbianchaomenkouzouguoqu。

anqiyuejianzhuanglimahuangle,zhenggegujiazhiyougunainaishizhendexintengta、duitahao,ruguojintianzheichangnaojubeinainaizhidao,tayidinghuiduizijishiwangside。

xiangdaozheitalimashangqianlazhuguxiuyandeshouwan,huangmangkaikou:“nidengyixia,jintiandeshiqingwo——”

tahuagangshuodaoyiban,danyinweitongshitaiqishuangbei,xiongjiandeyujinmeilezaoyisongsandeyujinzaimeilezuoyonglideqingkuangshunjianhualuozaidi,shangbanshenzhichuanzhemoxiongdeanqiyuedunshi**dezhanzaiguxiuyanmianqian,zhijiejiangzhu。

一秒、

两秒、

三秒!

jiuzaianqiyuechongxuededanaomashanghuifulizhideqianyike,guxiuyanqingpiaopiaodeshengyinchuanleguolai:“nizheigeshencai,**jiusuanleba,womeineimejibuzeshi。”

anqiyuechadianyikoulaoxuetuchulai,yingshengshengrenzhuleyaochongshangquzuanzhutadebozizhijieqiasitadechongdong,yaoyatuchusangezi:“gunchuqu!”

guxiuyansonglesongjian,ruowuqishidezoulechuqu。

**

两个小时后。

gujialaozhaimenkou,gangpaohuijiahuanleyishenwanlifudeanqiyuezhanzaimenkouyaoyaqiechijiguxiuyandadianhua,dalesanbianzhihouneibiancaimantuntundejieting:“wei?”

“wobushishuolerangnilianggexiaoshizhihouzaimenkoudengwo,nirenni?”

anqiyueyadishengyinwuzhehuatongkaikou,zaizheizhonggujiaqidagubadayidouzaichangdechanghe,ruguoanqiyuezijidanduchuxian,neiyidinghuibeishengtunhuobolede,bijingzaigujiasuoyourenyanli,taanqiyuedoubuguoshigesishengnv,nanengpeideshanggujiagenhongmiaozhengdeguxiaoshaoye。

erqiejintiantanaodezheiyichuchuguixima,yebuzhidaoyoumeiyourenguanzhu,ruoshizhendechuandaomeitineibianqu,neikongpajintiannainaideshengriyanhuijiushitadeduantoutaile。

“nishishuolerangwodeng,danwoyeshuolebudaying。”

guxiuyandeyuqidanmo,xiangshiguyiheshenqiyueguobuquyiyang,manshitiaoxin。

anqiyuebeitazheihuaqidebansi,shenxiyikouqi:“shuo,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”

“buxiangzenmeyang,danchunbuxianghenitongshichuxianeryi。”

guxiuyansuiyidadao,huatongzhongyinyuehainengtingdao“guzong、xiaoguzong”zhileidegongweisheng,anqiyuezhidaotazheihuieryinggaizhengzaiyingfuyanhuishangqitaxiangyaojiejibajietaohaodebinke。

anqiyuezhengbuzhidaozenmebancaihaodeshihou,yuguangturanpiejianshenhoubuyuanchushanqiyidaocheguang,yilianggaodiaodehongsepaochetingzailaozhaiduimiandecaopingbianshang,anqiyuekanzhecongjiashizuoshangzouxialaideneigeshuxidexianxishenying,zuijiaodunshigouqixiaoyi,tiaomeifangmanleyusu:

“guxiuyan,niqueding——buchulaijiewo?”

“确定。”

“很好。”

anqiyuezhanzhishentikanxiangbuyuanchu,yuqiyigaiganggangdehuangluan,fanerhaidaizhejifendeyi:“neiwozhinengqubaituonidechulianqingrenyiqidaiwojinqule,tarenneimehao,yidingbuhuijujuewozheigexiaoxiaodeyaoqiude,nishuoduiba?”

huayinluoxia,anqiyuezhijieguaduanledianhua,zhijiezouxiangbuyuanchuhongsepaocheshangzouxialaideneigeren——guxiuyanqianrennvyou、xianrensaozi,yelanyi。