第2章 老子弄死你!

yangmingzouleyigeduoxiaoshicaizoudaobishanxiang**,wangzhepoluodexiang**yuanzi,yangmingzhinengkuxiaozhe。

jilaizhi,zeanzhi。yangmingzhaodaominzhengbanzhurenxiaobobaolegedao。

xiaoboduiyutadedaolai,shuobushanglengmo,yetanbushangreqing,gengxiangshifuyan。shuolejijugulidehua,rangyangmingjinhoufuzeziliao,bianrangtaqubangongshishangban。

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youdezailiaotian、youdezaizhimaoyi,haiyoudezaixiaxiangqi,jiushimeirenbangong。

ruguobushizhidaozheishi**bangongshi,yangminghaiyiweizijidaoleshequhuodongzhongxin。

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xinrenma,zongdekeqigongjingdian。

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yangmingzouguoquyilianxiaorongdijiduifangdiguoyandao:“wojiaoyangming,shixianligangfenpeixialaide。”

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yangminglengleleng,yiweiduifangmeitingqingchu,zaicijieshi:“woshixianligangfenpeidaowomenbishanxiangminzhengbanlaigongzuode……”

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yangmingzuihendejiushibierenyongshouzhizheta。

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“woshei?nitingqingchule,wojiaoyangdelin,shiminzhengbandefuzhuren,zaizheigebangongshiwoshuolesuan。nishisheifenxialaidewobuguan,niaiqunaquna,jiushibuzhunlaiminzhengban。”yangdelinshifenxiaozhang。

yangmingzhoumei:“neiwohaipianyaolaizhei,woshixianlifenpeixialaide,nipingshenmeburangwojinlai?”

“wozaishuoyibian,chuqu!”

“wojintianjiuyaojinlai,wokanninengnawozenmeyang?”yangminghuoqisoudiyixiaqilaile,tabenshenjiushigehuobaopiqi。

“zaibugunlaozijintiannongsinixinbuxin?”

“laia!nijintianyaoshibunongsiwonijiushiwosunzi!”yangmingchedibeidianbao。

“gangenwojiaoban,laozijintianbuzhengsiniwojiubuxingyang。”yangdelinmaleyiju。

“xiaoboanpainifuzeziliaoshiba?neihao,nijiujiwohaohaodizuoziliao。”

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“a?yangzhuren,tayigexinlaidehuizuoma?”jiaoxiaozhoudeyouxieyihuo。

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“jintianxiabanzhiqian,bazheixieziliaoquanbuludaodiannaoli,shangchuandaominzhengxitongqu!”

“wotixingniyixia,mingtianzaoshangjiudianxitongjiezhi,ruguonijintianxiabanzhiqianmeizuowan,neizheisuoyoudepinkunhujiurubulexitong,yejiunabudaoqian。”

“tamenmeifanchiwojiurangtamenlaizhaoni,erqie,shangmianzhuijiuxialainiyaochengdanquanbuzeren,tingmingbailema?”yangdelinlengxiaozhe。

yangdelinshuowan,suoyourendouzhenjingle,baokuoyangming。