disizhangdiankuangdeliekounv（1）
【c级诡异：
初始等级：1
武器：剪刀
toufangdidian：hshihuguangluzhengrongyiyuandamen
toufangshijian：sanyueerhao18:00
影响度：0
xiaohaojifen：0（chujimianfei）】
【yitoufang！yingxiangkaishi！】
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向下！
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“噗嗤！”
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