高温军训,笑看全班喝下班花的送命清凉饮第8章

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napashuodajiaxinglai,yehuibangzhewangyuxinyiqilaizhenduiwo。

bijingshangyishiwomingmingjiuletamendeming,keshitamenquehaishijuedeshiwodecuo,bangzhewuchongnanyiqibawohaisi....

wuchongnanjianwobukaikou,chaozhewoyibuyibudebijin:“wozheishijinijihui,ruguonizhendebudaying,womenjiubanicongchuanghurengxiaqu,daoshihougaosusuoyouren,nizheishiweizuizisha!”

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wuchongnantingwanzongsuansonglekouqi,anfudepailepaiwangyuxindejianbang:“haolehaole,wojiushuonihuimeishide,nibuyonghaipale。”

buguoliangrenbingmeiyoujiuzheiyangjiandandexiangxinlewo,ershinaqishouji,bizhewoluleyigerenzuideshipin:“ruguonichuqubuhaohaoshuo,wojiubazheigeshipinjidajiakan!”

十四:

dengdaowolulerenzuishipin,liangrenquerenmeiyouwentizhihou,caidakaimenrangwozouchulebingfang。

wogangzouchubingfang,wuchongnanjiuduizheiwolishengshuo:“niganggangzaiwulizenmejiwoshuode,xianzaijiuzenmegenzheixiejiazhangshuo!”

wangyuxinyeyifutongxinjishoudeyangzi:“dui,nibuyaozaizheilizhuangmozuoyang,niyiweinizhuangzhenanguo,zhuangzheshenmedoumeizuoguo,jiukeyitaobizerenma!”

wodianlediantou,duizheimianqiandejiazhangshuo:“geweishushuayimen,wozhidaonimenhennanguo,woyeyiyangnanguo!”

“keshixianzainanguobushizuizhuyaode,zuizhuyaodeshirangzuolezheijianshiqingderenfuchudaijia!”

“henkenenghuairenhuishuozijibushiguyide,shihaoxin,shiwuyi,erzheixiehua,henkenenghuirangtaxiaoyaofawai!”

“danshi,siqudetongxueshizhendesile,shoushangdetongxueyeshizhendeshoushangle。”

“suoyiyaowoshuo,zuihaoshizhijieyongshengminglaichanghai,napashifalvbangbudaowomen,womenyeyaozijixingdong,jueduibunengfangguozuozheijianshiqingderen!”

“这个人,该死!”

....

wuchongnanhewangyuxinmengle。

bijingwojiushineige“xiongshou”,wozenmenengzheiyangdedayimieqinderangdajialai“sha”lewoni。

qitadejiazhangmentinglewodehuazeshijidongbuyi。

【nizheihuashenmeyisi,nandaonishixiangshuobushinizuodeqingliangyinma?】

【daodishenmeqingkuang,nijiwomenshuoqingchu!】

【sheihaisilewodeerzi,wobixuyaotachangming!】

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buguowobushiweileduoshenme,ershipaojinqubawofangzaijiaoluoluxiangdeshoujinalechulai,jiaojilejingcha:“jingchashushu,shisheixiadedu,zhengjudouzaizheili!”

十五:

我也不是傻子。

suiranwoyijingzaiyantudezhaojiankong,zhaozhengrenlaizhengmingwangyuxin。

danshiwobixuyaozouliangquandezhunbei。

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yankanshipinbeijingchafanglechulai。

wangyuxinfengleyiyangdejianjiao:“nizenmenengluxiang,nipingshenmeluxiang!”