zhijianyangshaobataqingqingyizhuai,danshouniezhutadehoulong。lingyizhishoulituranchuxianyibaak47,duizherenqunzhijiesaoshe。
哒哒哒哒~~~
neihuoxiaodicubujifangzhixia,zhayanjianbianbeisheshaleshijiren。
shengxiadejigerentoushujiqi,buganqingyikaiqiang,zhihaozhaoyantiduoqilai。
“yiweiduozhejiumeishile?tianzhen!”
zhiyaoyangshaodashouyihui,cangkulidezawuquanbubeishourukongjian。
guangtutudecangkuyilanwuyu,jigexiaodideshenxingbaoluzaiqiangkouzhixia。
budengtamenfanyingguolai,yangshaobianzhijiekoudongbanji,songtamenshanglu。
dasaowanzhanchanghou,yangshaojiangwuqidianlaobandiuzaidishang。
laobanyijingbeiheniaole,hunshenzhandou,duoduosuosuodeshuo:“mo,mogui,nishimogui,niyidingshimogui!”
yangshaolengxiaodao:“moguibushinimenma?wokebuhuiganheichiheizheizhongdiurendeshi。yaoganyeshiguangmingzhengdadeqiang。”
“你!”
laobanbeihedeshuobuchuhualaile。
jiuzaizheishi,yangshaodeshoujixiangle,shiliuruyandalaide。
tadiaozhengleyixiazhuangtai,jietongdianhua,duimianchuanlailiaorendongtingdeshengyin:
“喂,在干嘛呢?”
“meiganshenme,zaimaijunhuoni,jieguoyudaoleheidian,neilaobanxiangheichihei,gangganghaigentamendaleyizhangni。”
“heng,buchuiniuhuisia?”
“heihei,buchuiniubiqueshihuisi。”
“taoyan,bupinle,gennihuibaoyixiazhuangxiujindu。”
“好,你说。”
杨韶洗耳恭听。
liangrenliaoleyihuierzhuangxiubieshugaizaodeshiqing。
dianhuaneitoudeliuruyanhaizaidadadashuogebuting,
yangshaoquehenji,yinweidishanghaitangzhegeniaokuzideheixinjunhuoshangni。
“keke,buzhengjingdeshidengwohuiquzaishuoba,woxianzaihaiyouzhengjingshiyaoban。”
“heng,bushuojiubushuo。”
liuruyannaoxiaopiqile,hennanhongdeneizhong。
chenmolejimiaozhong,taturandishengshuoleju:“renjiaxiangnile!”
然后火速挂断电话。
“这女人···”
yangshaozuijiaoweiweichouchu,yizhenxinyuanyima,xianranshibeiliaodaole。
takanxiangsesefadoudeheixinlaoban,raoyouxingzhidewendao:“wennigewenti,nishuo,nvrenshibushixiabanshendongwu?”
“啊?”
“ashenmea,huidawenti!”
laobanlianliandiantou,“ashishishi,nvrendoushixiabanshendongwu。zhiyaorangtamenshufule,rangtamenhuiqubaozufendoumeiwenti!”
yangshaomeitouyitiao,“kanlainiyeshigemingbairen,neiniyinggaizhidaoyaozenyangcainengmaihuizijizheitiaomingba?”
laobanyiliankusangzheshuo:“wo,wo,wokeyijiniyiqianwan!bu,liangqianwan,meijin!qiuqiunifangguowoba,woshangyoulaoxiayouxiao······”
yangshaoyilianjingxi:“shenme?nijiahaiyoulaoxiao?neinikedejiaqian,buransongnimenyijiadaoxiamiantuanju。”
WTF?
heixinlaobanrendoumale,xinxiangzheigerenzenmebitahaiyaoheixin?
shuohaodedairenheshanni?shuohaodeyidefurenni?
wunaizhixia,heixinlaobanchuziyiyimeijinmaihuiquanjialaoxiaodexingming。
zhishiyangshaoquechuerfaner,shoudaoqianzhihoujiuzhijiekaiqiangdasileheixinlaoban,ranhoubashitiyeshourukongjian。
chenzheyese,yangshaozhijiebaheixinlaobandebinggongchangbankongle,buguanshichanpincangkuhaishiyuancailiaocangku,huozheshishengchanxianshenmede,yanguobamao,cuncaobuliu。
jiezhetayoulianyezuofeijiganwangdongjing,zhunbeizaineibianjinyidianhuo。
xialefeiji,fangyanwangququanshixiaorizi,taganjuezheixiequandoushinangua,dengzhetakan。
taruzhuleyijiawuxingjijiudian,dianlegepaopaoyufuwu。
yinweishedehuaqian,suoyijiudiananpaidemeiziyefeichangwasai。
yangshaoxiangshoufuwudetongshiyebuwangcitanqingbao,congmeizikouzhongwachulebushaoyouyongdexinxi。
jitianguoqule,tameitiandoujiaojigebutongdemeiziguolaifuwu,zongsuanshoujiwanzijisuoxudeqingbao。
lujunjidi、kongjunjidi、haijunjidi、jingchajusuozai···zheixiedoushitayaojinliangbikai。
junhuoku、gedacangchujidi、gedashangchangliansuochaoshi、gedapifashichang···zheixieshitajiexialaiyaoguanggudedifang。
taxianlaidaozhongyaocaishichang,caigouleyidapiluanqibazaodeyaocai,huidaojiudianjiukaishimangliu。
qianshitazaiqiushengzhongrenshileyigelaoyinbi,neijiahuoshigeduyi,yishengdouzaizuanyanduyao。
laoyinbijuedetashigerencai,biansuishoujiaoletajizhao。
yangshaoxuedehenkuai,youqishizai****yitushangfeichangyonggong。
**chengbendi,buyibeichajue,zuishihegaotouxi。
suoyizheicitayao**yidapi**。
lishisantian,tazhongyu**wancheng,zugouyonghenduocile。
dangtianshenye,talaidaodongjingzuidadecangchujidi,mifanlesuoyouren,jiangzhenggecangchujidixijieyikong。
huiqudelushanghaishunshoubajijiadaxingshangchangyejibankongle。
zheijianshidiertianjiuchedizhaguole,quanshijiedexinwendouzaibobao。
xiaorizidewangyoujiaomaliantian,fenfenfawenqianzexiongshou。taicanrenle,jingrantouleneimeduo!
guoneidewangyouquefenfenfalaihedian,chuyananwei,xiwangtamennengkankaidian,yinweixiongshoukenenghaihuijixutou。
liuruyanzhidaoyangshaojiuzaidongjing,chenlaogongbuzhuyi,qiaoqiaodadianhuaguolaiguanxinta。
xiayubingyezhidaoyangshaozaidongjing,dadianhuagaosutajiexialaidewujiakenenghuiyousuoshangzhang,rangtazhuazhuzheiboxingqing。
yangshaoxianglexiang,wendao:“jiarudongjingdeshiyoucangchujidibeidaole,nicaiguojiyoujiahuibuhuishangzhang?”
“啊这···”
xiayubingyilianmengbi,tingdeyunliwulide。
jieguodangtianwanshang,dongjingdeshiyouchucunjidizhendebeidaole,yidibusheng!
xiayubingfanyinghenkuai,jishizhuazhuzheiboxingqing,henhendezhuanleyibi!
“ge,nizhenshitaishenle,nizenmezhidaodongjingdeshiyoucangchujidihuibeidaode?”
“heihei,yinweiwohualegequanquanzuzhoutamena。”
“嘻嘻···”
jieliandefashengzhongdashiqiean,rangminzhongbaofajidadekonghuanghefenkai。
tamenfenfenyaoqiu**jinkuaipoan,bunengganjiuganjinxiataihuanren。
dangdi**yanmiansaodi,lianshangwuguang,quezhinengchengnuojinkuaipoan。
“呸,啥也不是。”
yangshaosuiyikou,kaishimouhuajinwandexingdong。
xianzaiguanfangyijingtigaojingtijiaqiangjiebei,ziweiduiyejierule,kongpameineimerongyideshou。
suoyitajuedingshengdongjixi。
wanshang,tayongwurenguazheyipiqiyoulaidaoyigejuminxiaoqu,zhijiezonghuoshaolou。
yishijian,zhenggexiaoquhuaweiyipianhuohai,daochudoushiaihaoshengheqiujiusheng。
henkuai,jingchaxiaofangjiuhuchefenfenganlai,haoburenao。