jianglingyuetangzaiyiyuandebingchuangshang，miansecangbairuzhi，shuangyankongdongwushen，huxijidejiezoushengzaijijingdefangjianligewaiqingxi。
tadeerzichehuoqushi，miliuzhijizuixiangjianderenshitababa，ketababaquezaipeibaiyueguangchiwancan。
turan，menbeituikai，gaogenxiedeshengyinyouyuanjijin。
jianglingyuedeshixiankandaolairen，mengranyizheng，tadezhangfujilinzhou，xinxinnianniandebaiyueguangsonganran，yeshiduozouletayiqiedenvren。
“jilinzhouxianzaishiwodele。”songanranzhanzaichuangbian，jugaolinxiadikanzhejianglingyue，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao，“nidexiaoyezhongsile，linzhouhuirenwodeerziweijichengren，xianzai，lundaoniqusile。”
jianglingyueyanjiaohuaxiayidileishui，shunzhelianjiawushengdiluoxia。
songanranfuxiashen，shengyinqingdexiangdushetuxin：“nizhidaoma？nidexiaoyezhongshisizaiwoshoulide，shiworangrenbatazhuangside，linzhoujiusuanzhidaoyebuhuixintengde，yinwei……zheigexiaochushenggenbenjiubushilinzhoudezhong，yigebenjiubugaicunzaizheigeshijiededongxi，bixudesi。”
“……”
“neijigezaijiudianzaotanirangnidezangbingdeyenanren，genbenbushiyiwai，shiwoguyianpaide。”
shenmejiaochengchengbushijilinzhoudehaizi？
什么意思？
jianglingyuedeshixiansisidedingzhesonganran，yankuangbumanxuesi。
tashijiangjiadunv，jilaoyeziqindingdesunxifu，yixinxiangzhejilinzhou，dangjilinzhoujiangsonganrandaihuilaideshihou，tayeshijinxinjinlidebangzhusonganran，zhiyinsonganrancengweijiujilinzhouxianxiediulexingming，luoxialebinggen。
suoyoudeyiqie，doushisonganran。
“qiaonixianzaideyangzi，douzheimeexinle，tajingranhaimeihenijiechuhunyinguanxi，zheizhenshirangwobushuang。”
songanrantaochushouji，pingmushangxianshizhejilinzhoufalaidexiaoxi：“anan，shengrikuaile，nixihuandeliwuyijingzhunbeihaole。”neishiyishufeichangdadedingzhimeiguihuashu。
“kandaolema？”songanrandeyidihuanglehuangshouji，“nixinxinnianniandenanren，genbenbuhuiguanni，xianzaizhengmangzheweiwozhunbeishengriliwuni。duile，tadasuanxiangwoqiuhun，womenhuijuxingzuishengdadehunli，buxiangni，talianyigehunlidoubuyuanyijini，zhinengyinhunjianbudeguang。”
songanranwangzhejianglingyue，xiaodegengweideyi：“kexiya，nidengbudaoneiyitianle，jintianjiushinidejiri。”
jianglingyuedengdayanjing，xiongkoujulieqifu，huxijidejiezoubiandewenluan。tadeshouzhijinjinzhuazhuchuangdan，quewulifankang。
zuizhong，tadetongkongjianjianhuansan，huxitingzhi。
……
“mami，nizaixiangshenmeni？”erzideshengyinjiangjianglingyuelahuixianshi。
jianglingyuemengdihuiguoshenlai，faxianzijizhengzhanzaijichangwai，shouliqianzheerzijichenchendexiaoshou，yangguangsazaitadelianshang，neizhangzhinendelianpangchongmanleshengji。
jianglingyuedeyankuangshunjianshirun，tadunxiashen，jinjinbaozhushengmo，shengyingengyan：“chenchen，mamahaoxiangni……”
jichenchenyouxieyihuo，danhaishiqingqingpailepaitadebei：“mami，nizenmele？womenbushiyizhizaiyiqima？”
jianglingyuetaiqitou，kanzheerzitianzhenwuxiedeyanjing，xinzhongyongqiyigufuzadeqingxu。tabuganxiangxin，zijijingranhuidaolejilinzhoudebaiyueguang——songanranhuiguodezheiyitian。
erzheiyitian，yeshitadaizheerzihuiguoderizi。
jilinzhoulaijichangjiedebushitaheerziershibaiyueguangsonganranhetaerzisongnianzhou，jinjiezhegongranjiangsonganranjiehuilejijiabieshu，tayikaishiduisonganranhesongnianzhouhenyouhao，shenzhijuedesonganranjiuguojilinzhouluoxialebinggen，juedetamenyijiadoukuiqiansonganran。
songnianzhou，nianzhou！hehe，haofengci。
zijidezhangfujilinzhouzhengtianweizaisonganranshenbian，duisongnianzhoudehaodoulingchenchenxianmu。
wangzheshenpangdehaizi，xiangdaolinsiqiansonganrandeneixiehua，chenchenbushijilinzhoudehaizi！tademouziweichen，zheibeihoudaodishizenmehuishi。
tabeijiehuijiangjia，zaijilaoyezideanpaixiahejilinzhouyoulehaizi，shunshichengweilejilinzhoudeqizi，jilinzhouduitadetaidupingdan，taweihailaoyezienqing，yizhinulibanyanhaoqizizheigejiaose。
可惜，事与愿违。
jintian，shitaemengdekaishi，tajueduibuhuiyunxuneixieshanghaitahetahaizideshifasheng。
jilinzhoubaozheyidashuxianhuachuxianzailejiejikou，dengdailepiankezhihou，songanranlazheerzisongnianzhouchuxianzailetamianqian。
jilinzhouxiaozheshangqianjiangshouzhongdexianhuadijisonganran，shunshoujieguolesonganranshoulituizhedexingli，haidunxiashenbaoqilesongnianzhou。
songnianzhouzebaozhejilinzhoudebozi，qinnidezaitalianshangqinleyikou。
neiyangzi，henshiqinmi，buzhidaoderendinghuiyiweitamenshixingfumeimandeyijiazi。
jianglingyuedandingdewangzhezheiyimu，jilinzhouneiyangzi，shushirangtajuedeexin。
“babijiedeneigenvren，wogangcaichaleyixia，shiguojishangyoumingdegangqinyanzoujiasonganran！yiqiantamenjiuyoujiaoji，suanshibaiyueguangni。”
jianglingyuexinzhongyijin，huixiangqishangyishizaijijiasonganrangongranhejilinzhouchushuangruduideshihou，chengchengyecengzheiyangtixingguota。neishideta，haitianzhenditisonganranshuohua。
kerujin，tazaoyikantouleyiqie。
songnianzhoupazaijilinzhoudejianshang，qinqiedebaozhetadebozihuanzhe：“linzhoubaba，woxiangwanjugaogao。”
“niannian，buyaoluanhan，yaojiaolinzhoushushu。”
“bu，bu，wojiuyaolinzhoudangwodebaba，woyaolinzhoubaba，linzhoubaba，linzhoubaba！”songnianzhounaotengzhebumanqilai。
songanranhongzhelian，wangzhejilinzhouxiaodao：“rangnijianxiaole，zheihaizizuidadeyuanwangjiushiyougexiangniyiyangdebaba。”
jilinzhoudandanyixiao，meiyoujujue：“meishi，tagaoxingjiuhao，suibiantajiao，yihouniannianjiuhanwobaba！”
jianglingyuejiangzheiyimukanzaiyandi，tatingbuxiaqule，suoxingnachushouji，zhijiebotonglejilinzhoudedianhua。
jilinzhouzhengbaozhesongnianzhou，tingdaoshoujixianglehaobantiancaijieqi：“lingyue，zenmele？”
“wohemomoyijingdaojichangle。”jianglingyuedeshengyinpingjingdemeiyouyisibolan。
“baoqian，wogongsiyoudianshiqingdanwule，womashangrangsijiguoqujienimen。”jilinzhoudeyuqiyouxiefuyan。
“buyongle。”jianglingyuedandandao，zhijiejiangdianhuaguale。
“worangsijilaijie……”
jilinzhoudehuahaimeishuowan，jiutingdaodianhuabeiguaduan，tadingzhedianhuakanlejimiao，yiwaiyixiangtinghuadejianglingyuejingranhuizhudongguatadedianhua。
“jilinzhou，zheijiushinisuoweidegongsiyoushi？”
yidaobinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，jilinzhoutaitou，jiukandaojianglingyueqianzhejichenchendeshouzhanzaitamianqian。
neiyishunjian，jilinzhouzhenggerendouhuangle。
“kanlaiwomendechuxiandajiaodaolenimenya。”jianglingyuedeshixiansaoxiangjilinzhouturanlengxiashengyindao：“jilinzhou，womenlihunba！”
jilinzhoutingdaozheihua，dangjichenxiabiaoqing：“lingyue，nizainaoshenme！”
闹？
真是搞笑的用词。
“jilinzhou，womenzhijianjieshule。”jianglingyueshuowan，lazhuerzideshouzhuanshenlikai。
zheiyanmangxinxiadenanren，tabuyaole。