第1章

(zhu:qingdajiazijuebakanshubuxuyaodedongxishangjiao!xiexie)

“zheilishiwubaiwan,liwodenveryuandian,nimenbuheshi。”

cikeyijiankafeitingnei,yiweimianrongxiumeidongren,pifubaixixini,qizhigaoguiwubideguifurentaiqitaneigaoaodexiaba,kanzheyanqiandeyiweinianqingnanziqingmiedeshuodao

“啊?”

wenyanduimianneinianqingnanziqingchedeyanmouzhongshanguoyisimengbi

kanzhemianqianyilianzixindeguifu,yijizhuoshangneijiazhiwubaiwandeheika,linyichencikedeneixinchanshengleyisiziwohuaiyi,zijishenmeshihoutanlianaile?

随即便开口问道:

“neige,ng,ninnvershi……?”

“冷青柠”

guifunaqizhuoshangdekafeiqingqingmileyikouhoudandandeshuodao

tingdaolengqingningzheigemingzi,linyichendangjixianrulechensi

zheigemingziduiyulinyichenlaishuohenxinxian,yinweitaburenshi,buguozongjuedeyoudianershu,zaisisuopiankehou,naohaizhongturanxiangqiyigeren

“a!wojiqilaile,lengqingning,zuotiangangzhuanlaihushiyizhongdezhuanxuesheng”

tingdaolinyichenshuodehua,duimiandeguifudangjiluchuyifuguoranrucideshenqing,suijibianlenglengdeshuodao:

“he!woguoranmeicaicuo,qingningganglaizheixiaodifangjiuhuibeinimenzheixiebuzhitiangaodihoudelaihamadingshang,wohuayijingshuodehenqingchule,nipeibushangwonver,qinglitayuanyidian,burandehua……”

kanzhemianqianlianseyidiandianlengxialaideguifu,linyichenfeichangmengbi,tashenweihushiyizhongdexueshenghuihuizhang,taziranhuizhidaozhuanxueshengdexinxi,zheizaizhengchangbuguodeshiqing,zenmezaiduifangyanzhongjiubianchengtumoubuguile?

当即便说道:

“ayi,nishibushiyoushenmewuhui,wogenlengqingningtongxuexianzaihuxiangbingburenshi”

guifuwenyankanzhelinyichenshuodao:

“wodiaochaguoni,linyichen,hushiyizhongzuiyoutianfudexuesheng,dangranle,niyezhinengzaizheizhongxiaodifangchengchengweifeng,shibasuidesijiwuzhe,zheitianfuzailongshiyizhuayidaba

buguojiranzuoweihushiyizhonglitianfuzuihaodexuesheng,zhihoukendinghuijiechudaowojiaqingning,erwojiaqingningyouzheimepiaoliang,daoneishihounibaobuqihuidongxiebugaiyoudexinsi,erwoxianzaiyaozuode,shiconggenyuandujuezheiyiqiedefasheng”

tingzheduifangyouxiezhaliedehuayu,linyichencpucikehuhuhudefeisuyunzhuan

这算什么,普信妈?

youdianxiatou,buguokanzhezhuoshangneiminghuanghuangdeheika,linyichenganjuezheigewuhuiyebushibunengjieshou,bainadeqian,buyaobaibuyao,dangjikanzheguifudianlediantoudao:

“wozhidaole,wozhihoubaozhenglilengqingningtongxueyuanyuande”

guifuwenyanmanyidedianlediantoudao:

“suannihaiyoudianzizhizhiming,kameiyoumima,jiuzheiyang,kafeideqianyijingjiele,woxianzoule”

shuoba,biancaizhetaneibaoguozheheisidegaogenxiedongdongdongdelikaile

kanzheleilifengxinglikaideguifu,linyichencikedenaodaihaishimengmengde

suiranbeipingbaiwugubiandileyibian,danduiyuzheipingbaiwugunadaodewubaiwan,linyichenbiaoshi:

请继续鞭策我吧!

suihouxiaoxinyiyideshouqizhuoshangdeheikahou,naqimianqiandekafeiyiyinerjin

“yue!真苦!”

tucaoleyijuhou,linyichenbianqishenzouchulekafeiting

dangyilvyangguangzhaozailinyichenneilengjiaofenming,baizheeryoujingzhidewuguanshangshi,tanaohaizhongturanxiangqileyishengqingcuide

“叮!”

suihoubianyouyidaochongmanzheshaonvqixideshengyinweiraozailinyichenerbian

“ding!gongxigousuzhuchenggongshilian,yijingchufabenxitongdejihuorenwu,qingwengousuzhushifoujihuocongmingkeaiqierenjianrenaidehudaoxitongni!”

tingdaonaohaizhongdeshengyinhou,linyichendunshijidongqilai,qishizaozailiangnianbanyiqian,linyichenbianhuodelexitong,buguodangshixitongshuoyaowanchengyinzangrenwucainengjihuo

zheikejidangshidelinyichenchouhuaile,shilegezhongbanfa

shenzhihaitedixueleyiduanshijiandezhouyuhexuanxue,dangshibeipiandechadianliankuchazidoumeile,jieguohaishimeiyouchenggongjihuoxitong

kemeixiangdaojintianjuranwudawuzhuangdejihuole

buguozaitingdaozijiwanchengdeyinzangrenwuhou,linyichenmengbidewendao:

“gouxitong,woshenmeshihoushilianle,wolianduixiangdoumeiyoua!nifeibangwoa,nishibushizaifeibangwo!”

“ding!meiyoukaishidelianaiyesuanlianai,bieyiweibenxitongbuzhidao,zuotianneigejiaolengqingningdezhuanxiaosheng,nizuzukanleduifangliangyan,nikendingshikanrenjiapiaoliangnijiuxihuanshangle,gousuzhu**!wopei!”

linyichenwenyanmannaoziheixian,tadangshizhishidiyicijiandaobizijihaiqiangdezhuanxiaosheng,chuyuhaoqiduodaliangleyiyan

meixiangdaocikequebeizheigouxitongzaoyaoshangle,buguoxiangdaozheijianshibujinrangtazhuanlewubaiwanjukuanyijijihuolexitong

juedingbuzaiguoduogenxitongbianjie,suijiwuyudeyaoleyaotoudao:

“suanlesuanle,nizheigouxitongaizenmexiangzenmexiang,xianzaiganjinxianjiwojihuo”

“ding!gongxisuzhulishiliangnianbanjihuocongmingkeai,renjianrenaidehudaoxitong,xianzaijiangligousuzhuyifenxinshoulibao,qingzhuyichashou”

wenyan,linyichenpobujidaideshuodao:

“kuai!gouxitongdakaixinshoulibaokankanyoushenmedongxi!”

“ding!xinshoulibaoyidakai,gongxisuzhuhuodehuanshizhitong,dijishenniangongfa——wanfagenyuanxinjing,jiubingkechengzhangnianliwuqi——anren(kegenjusuzhudeshilizixingshipei),jieyusuzhushilitairuo,tecijianglisuzhuqipinjingshennianlijingjieka”

linyichendejingshennianshitianfuyizhibeitayinzangqilaidangzuodipai,zhidaoderenzhiyouyiliangge,rujinyeyijingdadaoleerpinhouqi,duibiwuzhedengjizeshixiangdangyubajiwuzhezuoyou

buguozhenshidezhanlikendingshiyaochaoguobushaode,yinggainengmianduiwushizhongqizuoyoudeqiangzhebuluoxiafeng,shenzhiduifangcaiyidianhainengfansha,bijingjingshennianshizheizhongbugjibiedecunzai,tianrandejiuyaobiputongwuzheyouyoushi

yinweitanenggenjuwuzhetineidexueqiliuzhuanlaipanduanduifangdexiayibuxingdong,congerzuodaotiqianyupan,shenzhikeyizaiguanjianshihouyunyongjingshenliraoluanduishoudeqixueliudong

errujinxitongdexinshoulibaojuranyaozhijiejiqipinjingshennianshideshili,zheikeshixiangdangyuwuzhezhongdewuwangshilia,zheibuzhijiewudi?

linyichenlikexingfenqilai,yizhiyuwanglexianzaishenchuhechu,dangjibianzainaohaizhongshuodao:

“xitonghaojiejie!nishiwoqinjie!kuai!shiyongjingjieka!”

“ding!qingsuzhuqianwanganjingdedifangzaishiyongjingjieka”

wenyanlinyichenzheicaiyishidaozijihaizaiwaimian,dangjibatuiwangjiazhongganqu

……

(zhu:wuzhejingjie:wutu,wuzhe,wushi,zongshi,dazongshi,wuzun,wuwang,wuhuang,wusheng,wudi)

(jingshennianshijiuyidaoshipin,fenbieduiyingwuzhejingjie)

(wuqidengji:dishenghuangwangzuntiandixuanhuangfan)