“nishi？aiyo，nishisubaiba！haoxiangyouyinianduomeikanjiannilea！”
zhangshutaiqitou，yanzhongluchuyisijingya，xiaodao：“xiaosu，zheizenme，zhiqianshibanjialehaishijuedeshushudeshouyibuhaochile？”
“heihei，zhangshu，zheinaganjuedeninshouyichaa，wokeshitiantiandianjizheninzheijianbingni。”
“hahaha，jiuzhidaonixiaozizuiaichizheiyikou，jintianhaishihenvpeng……jintianhaishihepengyouyiqiguolaidea？keke。”
“kuaikuaikuai，xiaoguniangdiyicilaiba，laikankanxiangchishenme，zhangshutuijianzhaopaishuangdanzaliangjianbing，haochibuguihaibuzhangpang！”
“xiaosua，niyekankan，nishichinizhiqianzuixihuandelijijianbinghaishihuandianshenmebiede？”
zhangshuhuadaozuibianyoushoulehuiqu，yanshenweiweiyouxiebianhua。
buzhehenjidisaolesubaiyiyan，youzaiguwanroulianshangtingliuleyishun，ranhoubianduizhesubaiheguwanroushuanglangdixiaohehedao，shuohuajiandijisubaiyigezhikeyihuibukeyanchuandeyanshen。
“zhangshunihaijidewoxihuanchijialijidea，wojiuyaozheigeba。”
“zenmeyang？xiangchishenme？shuangdandehuaduinvhaizihaobuzhangpang，ruguoxiangchiroudehuawojiujinituijianlijirouzaliangjianbing，zhangshuzuodezhendehenhaochide。”subaizhuantouxiaozheduiguwanroudao。
“zhangshuhao，neiwojiuyaoshuangdanzaliangjianbingba，xiexiezhangshu。”
guwanrouduizhangshuluchulimaotianmeiweixiao。
“好嘞！”
zhangshukandaoguwanrouzheiluoluodafangdetianmeimoyangyeshibuyoudelengleyixia，yanjingbuzhehenjidixiangsubaidefangxiangsaoleyiyan。
subaizheixiaozizhenkeyia！
zheinvpengyouhuandeneishiyigebiyigepiaolianga！
tanianqingdeshihouzenmejiumeiyousubaizheimehaodefuqini，mingmingziyinianqingdeshihouyehezheixiaoziyiyangshuai，kexi，taikexile。
ranerzhangshuxiangfazhichixuyishun，ranhoujiugandaobeishenhouyidaoweixianmuguangsuoding。
beishangshunjianbeilenghanjinshi，lianmangquanshenguanzhuzaijianbingshang，liantoudoubugantaiqilai。
duiyushenhouzheichongmanshayidemuguangzhangshuduonianlaizaoyixingchenglemouzhongtiaojianfanshe，neifenmingshicuoyibandeweidao。
张叔赶紧专心做饼。
liangzhangjianbingwenwenfangzaijianbingjiashang，jianbingbiaomianjianjiancongpingzhengbiandeweiweiguqi，fuyuxiangqisisanerchu，peihedazaishangmiandejidanconghuahegezhongdiaoliaogengshirangrenkandeshiyudazeng。
“wa，kanqilaihaohaochiwo！”guwanroubaixixiaoshouxingfendihuidongzhe，liangjingjingdedayanjingyihuierkankansubai，yihuieryoukankanzhangshumianqianhaiweizuohaodanqueyijingxiangqisiyidejianbing，zhenggerendeyangzijiuxiangshiyizhichanzuidekeaixiaomaomi。
“zhangshu，subaigeyiqianshibushijingchangdainvhaizilaichijianbingya。”
jiansubaisihuzaiyouxiechushendihuangusizhou，guwanrouturancoujindishengxiangzhangshuwendao，ruannuotianmeidehaotingsangyinxiandeyouxieqiaopi，zuijiaoyangqiyimoqianqianjiaoxiahudu。
“hahaha，meiyoumeiyou，dangranmeiyou，zhishiouer，ouereryi，haha……”
“subaizheixiaozizhangdeshuaima，suoyishushuduitadekouweijidebijiaoqingchu，keke，tameiyoujingchangdainvhaizilai，jueduimeiyou。”
zhangshushengyinshunjianbianxiao，xinshidandandao，tingqilaiyaoduozhenyouduozhen。
danbeihoulenghandouchulaile，nimenbiegaowoa！
woyigewugudemaijianbingdashunengyoushenmehuaixinsini？
zhangshuyebuganzaiduokanmianqiantingdaotahuidazhihouxiaorongsihubiandegengjiatianmeikerendeguwanrou，quanshenguanzhudijianzhebing，gongzuorenzhenchengdudadaodingfeng。
女人真是太可怕了。
……
“zhangshu，qianwoshoujizhijiezhuanjinile，landesaomale。”
jifenzhonghou，lianggedabaohaodejianbingzhongyudidaosubaishouzhong。
subaixiaozhejieguojianbing，tongshiqingqinghuilehuishouzhongdeshoujixiangzhangshushiyi。
zhangshuyeshizhangshuleyikouqi，xinyouyujidiqiaoqiaosaoleshenhoumougefangxiangyiyan，naqishoujijieshoulesubaizhuanzhang。
“xiaosua，jiranhuilaileyihoukedechanglaia。”zhangshuxiaohehediduizhesubaishuodao，suihouyouzhuanguotoukanxiangguwanrou。
“xiaoguniangwogennishuo，xiaosukeshigekaopuren，zheixiaozikehuizhaogurenle，nigenta……keke，zuopengyoukendingmeicuo。”լ
“慢走啊！”
“aiyolaoponitingwojieshi，wogangcaineigebiaoqingmeiyoushenmeteshuhanyi，zhendemeiyou……”
zhangshudeshengyinchongmanshuanglangxiaoyi，buguosuijijiaranerzhi。
haoxiangshibeishenmerenjiuzhuleerduo，subaiyemeiyouzhuanguotouquxikan。
“kuaichiba，dengxialenglekejiubuhaochile。”subaibaguwanroudeneiyifenshuangdanjianbingqingqingchuilechui，ranhoudidaoshaonvshouzhong。
“xiexiesubaige。”guwanroutiantianyixiao，ruannuotianmeideshengyintingdesubaijuedehenshufu，xiuzhangbaixideshouzhiqingqingbabaozhuangdaikouwangxiaboleyidiandian，ranhouzaibeizhadesucuijinhuangdejianbingshangqingqingyaoleyikou。
“ngwu！subaigezheigejianbingzhenhaochi！taihaochile！”
guwanrouyishuangdayanjingshanshanfaliang，fangfochidaoleshenmerenjianzhiweiyiban，lianshangyangyizhewuxianqingchuntianmeiyukuailexiyue。
“subaige，yihoujingchangdaiwolaichihaochidehaobuhao？”
guwanrouhuranqingqingtaitou，yishuangliangjingjingdayanjingzhayebuzhadikanxiangsubai，hongchunxiaozuiweiweiduqi，baixixiaolianrounendekanshangqujihuyaodichushuilai。
“haoa，neiwomenyihouchanglai。”subailengleyixia，ranhouweixiaodiantou。
“aowuwa，xiexienisubaige，haohaochi，niyekuaichi。”
guwanrouxiaokouxiaokoudiyaozhejianbing，lianshangyimanxingfuyumanzu，fangfochidebingbushijianbing，ershishenmezhenxiumeiweiyiban。
guwanroushizhendejuedezheigejianbinghenhaochi，tebiehaochi。
qishijianbingbenshenyemeiyouhaochidaotebiejingyandechengdu，zhishizhendehenjiuhenjiudoumeiyourenqingtachiguodongxile。
erqie，qishiyehenjiumeiyourennengrangtayuanyijieshouqingchidongxizheijianshiqingle。
zheigeshijieshangderen，youyouduoshaoshizhidexinrende？
guwanrouqingqingtaitoukanlesubaiyiyan，houzhetongyangbajianbingfangzaizuizhongyaoleyikou，zuijiaoyouxiejianbingsuixiexiandeweiweilingluan，yizhangchengshuqueyoudaizheshaoniangandelianpangrangguwanrougandaozhenzhenanxin。
ruguoshitadehua，yinggaizhendeheneixierenbuyiyangba？
guwanroumomoshouhuimuguang，kandaosubailianshangdediandianweixiaotadexinzhongyebiandemomingpingjinganwen。
xiangzhixiaomaomiyibanxiaokouxiaokoudiyaozhejianbing，bushishenmeshijianzhiwei，duitalaishuoqueyishengguorenjianwushu。
“ng……shisheizheigeshihoufaxiaoxi……”
ganshoudaoshoujizhendong，subailengleyixia。
【zaliangjianbingzhangshu：zhuanzhangyibeijieshou。】
【zaliangjianbingzhangshu：nixiaozizhenkeyia，laoshigenzhangshujiaodainishenmeshihouhuandenvpengyou？heihei，zhangshujintianbiaoxianhaikeyiba，xiacijideduolaizhaoguzhangshushengyi！yaobushishushuwojizhi，nixiaoziduoshaodehuijiaguijigexiaoshicuoyiban！】
subaiyaotoushixiao，zhangshuzenmeyegenzhexiaqihonga。
tazhendemeiyoutanlianai，heguwanrouyezhishipengyouba。
算朋友吗？
subaiweiweiyizheng，yinggaisuanba？
subaiqingqingzhuantoukanxiangguwanrou，shaonvzuilizhengqingqingjujiaozhehaimeiyouchiwandejianbing，ganshoudaosubaidemuguangyanjingdunshiwanchengqianqianyueya，zuijiaoqiaoqiyigetiantiandehudu。
“guwanrou，nizhiqianshuoniyexihuankanxiaoshuoma？”
subaikanzheshaonvxiangxiaochanmaoyibanxiaokouxiaokouyaozhejianbingdeyangzihuranwendao，taxiangqiguwanrouzhiqianhaoxiangshuoguo，taxihuankanxiaoshuode。
buzhidaoguwanrouzheiyangdenvhaizixihuankanshenmeyangdexiaoshuo？
tazheiyangdenvhaizidagaiaikandejiushineixietiantiandeaiqinggushiba？
subaiyebuzhidaoziyiweishenmewenchuzheigewenti，dagaishizuoweixiaoshuozuozhedebennenghaoqiba，buzhidaoweishenmetazheiyishunjianjiuhenxiangzhidaoguwanrouzheiyangdenvhaizixihuankandexiaoshuoshishenmeyangzideni。
“ngng，subaige，wopingshijingchangkanxiaoshuola，jiushi……jiushiwozuixihuandexiaoshuozuozheyijinghaojiumeiyougengxinla。”
“wuwa，subaige，zheigejianbingzhendehaohaochi，xiaciwoyidinghaiyaolaimaide。”
guwanrouyibianhuiyingsubaiyibianjixuxiaokouxiaokoudichizheshouzhongdejianbing，liangjingjingshuiwangwangdedayanjinglichulewenroutianmei，sihuyeqiaoqiaoyongshanglexiexubiedeqingxu。
“这样吗……”
subaiweiweihuanghu，yanqianmomingfuxianchuyigekeaifen**maotouxiang，xiangqidangshicongcongwanjiedeneiyibenxiaoshuo。
shuoqihenjiumeiyougengxin，dangniantayegufuleyigexiaoduzhedeqiwanga。
subaiyuanbenhaixiangzaiwenxieshenme，buguolukouturanshanxianchudeyigegaodashenyingqueyixiazidaduanlesubaidesixu。
“ge，nizenmelaile？”kanzhejianjianzoujinderenying，subaijingxidao。
chuxianzaisubaiheguwanroumianqiandezhengshilinfei，cishidelinfeishouzhongzhengnazheyigeshuodadejitui，chidehenmeiweimanzudeyangzi。
“小白？”
tingdaosubaishengyin，linfeitaitou，yanzhongyongshangjifenjingxi，ranerdangtazhenzhengkanqingchumianqiandezhuangkuangshiqueshiyixiazilengzhule。
“这……”
linfeinannandao，tagaibuhuishikancuoleba，yanqianzheijianzhizhidetayijumanfenmeishaonvpingjiadenvhaizishihesubaiyiqide？？
linfeidoukuaikanshale，yanshenzaisubaiheguwanroushenshanglaihuishandong，zuibaweiweizhangkai，kanzheliangrendemuguangzhongchongmanlegezhongfuzaqingxu。
shoulijituizenmehaoxiangturanjiubuxiangle？
……