第1章

(banidedanaojicunguolai)

huaxia,jiangpingshi,jiangpingyizhong。

“miaowawa,shichunidedutengbian,rangduishouchangchang‘tengtiaomenji’deziwei!”

“zhandoukun,buyaosong!jiutmgan!rangtajianshiyixiani‘kunkundaliquan’delihai!”

zheneryulongdehoushengzhong,liangzhiqixingguaizhuangdeshengwuzhengzaijinxingzheyichangshishijidezhandou。

shuoshishishiji,qishiyejiubicaijihuzhuoshaoweihaoneimeyidiandian。

“切,菜鸡!”

yigepazaiyigenvhaitoushangfenhongsetangyuan,tucaodao。

zhouweiderendunshiwuyu,danneichayiyanshenwuyibushizaibiaoming,niyouzigeshuozheijuhuama?

fengyiyibiantucaozhezheilingrenzhixidecaozuo,yibianshenshenditanlekouqi。

yitianqian,tahaishidiqiuyimingpuputongtongde996chengxuyuanaihaozhe,chenmiyugezhongjiabanwufaziba。

jieguoyijuexinglai,jiulaidaolezheigemingweilanxingdegaowushijie,haibianchengleyizhi……heisede,maorongrongde……shilaimu?

gengbeicuideshi,tahaibeirenqiyuele,chenglebierendeyushou。

zheigegaowushijiesuiranmeiyouxuanlidemofa,yemeifaxiuxian,queyouzhegengjiakuangyedeliliangtixi。

wuzhexiulianwudao,keyiyiquanhongsuishanyue,yushoushizeyulingshouqiandingqiyue,jiayuzhetamendeliliangzonghengtianxia。

bierenchuanyue,bushichengxianzuozu,jiushilongaotianjiaxitongjiashen。

pingshenmedaotazheili,queshilianrendouzuobuchengle,zhijiebianchengleyizhiyushou?!

zaijinglileduanzandehuaiyirenshenghou,fengyijuedinghuabeifenweishiliang。

yidunchibaohezuguohou,yidaoshengguangcongtashenshangbaofa,tadetixingmengdezhangdaleyiquan!

kanzhezijifen**nendedaleyiquandeqiuxingshenti,fengyixianrulechensi,zheibujiushishumabaobeilidegunqiushouma?!

suoyishuo,tazhiqianneifuheibuliuqiude“shilaimu”xingtai,qishishigunqiushoudeyounianqiixingdeheiqiushou?

yenanguaifengyizhiqianmeirenchuheiqiushou,bijingneishitaershidejiyile,suirandoushijidaizhujiaodeyuyongdadang,danheiqiushouzaidonghualichuchangcishushaodekelian。

nayougunqiushoudechuchangcishuduo,meicizhujiaotuanbeifanpaidadekudiehanniang,huozheyonglejiujitiyankadeliliangzhihou,zonghuixiantuihuachenggunqiushou,neijingdiandefenhongsetangyuanxingxiang,xiangwangdounan。

zhengdangfengyihuiyiwangxideshihou,yigehongliangdeshengyinchuanlai:“xiayizu,qiyunxiduizhanwangwen!”

“daowomenle,gungun。”fengyi**xiadenvhaishuodao。

fengyideyushoushishizheigejiaoqiyunxide16suinvsheng,wuguanqingxiu,shencaixianxi,suirannianjishangxiao,danyijingchujumeirenpeizideqianzhi。

tebieshitadexiongbufayudexiangdangbucuo,mucezhishaoyouc,heneixianxideshencaixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

danfengyixinlihaishirenbuzhutanlekouqi,zijizheiyushoushiqitadouhaihao,jiushizheixinggetairuanruole,yikanjiushihenhaoqifudeneizhong。

yebushishuozheizhongxinggebuhao,danxianzaitakeshigunqiushoua,xuyaodeshiyongqi!

xuyaodeshixiangtaiyineiyangdedadang!

erbushizheizhongruoqiruanmeia!

“bushishuobiejiaowogungunlema,jiaoyige。”fengyijiuzhengdao。

“ming、mingmingnimeiyouwoda……”nvhaiqieshengshengdishuodao。

“jiaoge!”fengyimanhengdishuodao,xinliandao:“laoziqianshihuoleershiduonian,nijiaowoyishengge,buchikui!”

“yi、yige……”qiyunxihongzhelian,xiaoshengdizhongfuleyibian。

“ng,guai!”fengyimanyididiandiantou,qifuyixiazheiyatouganjuezhenshuang。

zheishi,yigemeidianyanlijingdeshengyinchuanlai。

“yo,womendetiancaiyushoushiyunxitongxue,zenmehaibushanglaiya?shibushipadahuairenjiaya?”leitaishang,yigeyangmaopingpingwuqi,rengjinrenqunlijiuzaiyezhaobudaodenvsheng,zhengzaichalichaqideshuodao。