zhihounengdedaodehuanggushengti，tajiujiweijidong。
kanzhejiangzhiyuneizhandoudejianjianzhizhizijidehoulong，xiaoyandezuijiaobujinchoudongleyixia。
“zhiyu，ninengzaijintianchuxian，wozhidaonixinlihaiyouwo。danwomendeai……yijing……”
xiaoyanyuanbenxiangshuo“yijingxiaoshizaineigexiatian”，ranertadehuayubeijiangzhiyuneijianjiandezhandongdaduan。
“我……我……”
xiaoyanhoulonggundong，yingshijiangweishuochukoudehuayanlehuiqu。
tanengganshoudaojianjianchuanlaidebingleng，tongshiyeyugandaojiangzhiyucikedeqingxuyijingjiejinbengkuidebianyuan。
tamingbai，ruoshizijishaoyoubushen，shuochudehuabuhetaxinyi，jintiankongpajiuyaojiaodaizaizheile！
他该如何开口？
nandaoyaoshuogennijiangzhiyujiehunrudongfangmeijianglima？
zheixianranbushimingzhizhiju。
zaichangsuoyourendoupingxiningshen，kanzheyanqiandejinzhangjushi。
jianjianyuxiaoyandehoulongzhiyouyixianzhige，zhiyaozheiweijiangjiaxiaogongzhuyifanu，shunjianjiukeyisongxiaoyanquxitianjianfozu。
daoshihou，jiangjiahexiaojiazheilianggepangrandawubiranyaonaodaobusibuxiudejumian。
xiaojiadezhanglaomenjianzhuang，jimangxiangyaoshangqianquanjiechangganqingjiufen，danxiaoyanquehuishoushiyitamentuixia。
xiaoyanshenxiyikouqi，huanhuanshuodao，“zhuweiqingtuixia，tabuhuishanghaiwode。zhenzhengaiguoderen，zenmeshedeshanghaiduifang。”
“xiaoyan，niyiweinizheimeshuo，wojiuhuiyuanliangnime！”
“dengxianbianquegurenxin，quedaogurenxinyibian。”
jiangzhiyugengyanzheshuodao，“wobazuihaodechulianjileni，wobazhenxinjiaofujini，wodongnidekuzhong，yelijienidenanchu，zhishiwojuedeweiqu，danmeidangwoxiangqiwomenzaiyiqishi，woshoudaodelengyan，wodexinjiutongdewufahuxi。wocongbukeqiushenme，zhixiwangninengzhenxizheiduanganqing。keni……ninianshaoyiqifengfa，shizhongbudongzheifenqingyouduozhengui。daotoulaishangaoluyuan，woqueshinidiyijianjiupaoqidexingli。”
jiangzhiyudehuayuzhongchongmanleweiquhebugan，danxiaoyandeneiju“zhenzhengaiguozenmeshedeshanghaiduifang”quechudongletaxindizuirouruandedifang。
xiaoyanchenmopianke，xinzhongyongqiyigunanyimingzhuangdegankai。
huoxurenzongshidengdaonanyiwanhuideshihoucaizhuihuimoji。
tazizhikuijiu，dancikedetawufaxuanze。
ningshizheyanqianneileishuiyingyingdejiaren，xiaoyandeshengyinrouheershenchen：“leishuimohunideshixian，yerangwoxiangqilewomenxiangaideshiyan。”
“womenyiluzoulai，manshixinsuanhebuyi，huoxuzaijiangnandaxuexiangyudeneiyike，womendeyihanbianyijingkaishile。”
“wozongzaixiang，shihuaidejintoushiyiwangma？kezhendewangdediaome？”
“danshiwoyeqingchu，renzongyaohewobuzhudedongxishuozaijian，woaini，suoyiwobuxiangshanghaini。”
jiangzhiyutinghou，xinzhongyizhenjidong，taqingshenghuhuan：“xiaoyangege，ni……”
suiji，xiaoyanchenredatie，yizhishouqingqingdefumozhejiangzhiyudexiufa，roushengdao：“zhiyu，qingzhouyiguojiujinshan，lairifangzhang，busiliang，zinanwang。”
zaichangzhongrenkandaoxiaoyanzheifanshenjicaozuodangchangzhihu——“**，zheitamayexing？”
“meixiangdaoxiaoyanhaiyouzheiyishou，jijuhuajiuanfuzhulefakuangdejiangjiaxiaogongzhu。”
“zheiqinghuazhenshixinshounianlai，xiaoyanbukuishiqingchanggaoshou。”
“zheidengshenqingdeyanshen，haoshuxideganjue，wolaopodangniangenbierenpaodeshihouyeshizheimeshenqingdekanzhewode。”
“tingshuoxiaoyandeqiannvyouduodeshubuqing，haochengjiangnandiyizhanan，wohenhaoqitamianduitaneiyigejiaqiangtuandeqiannvyoumendeshihouyoushizenyangdeyifuqingjing？"
......
raner，jiangzhiyuquebingweibeizheixieyanlunsuodongyao，tajiandingdikanzhexiaoyan：“wobuguan，fanzhengnibixuquwo！”
xiaoyanwunaidixiaolexiao：“zhiyu，dengwoxiacijiehun，ruguoyoujihui，woyidinghuiyouxiankaolvni。”
tahuafengyizhuan，youshuo：“nibushizuixihuantingwojianggushima？jideshangciwojinijiangdeneigeguanyu‘kunzuwudadi，jiudajishengzhancangqiong，xiyangyanghemeiyangyangzhandouzhi**wulihourangfeiyangyangzaihoumiantui’degushima？zheiciwojinijiangyigegengyouqude。”
“dajiqiaoshelianhuanji，zhouwanghuozhuohuangtiandi。”
“diaochanqijinguangzhiguo，lizhandijiaqintailuo。”
“guanyunzhangnuduoxinjiapo，zhugeliangtuifandipingshuo。”
“zhubajieqisheaboluo，shaheshangnuzhanmilefo。”
“nixiangtingnage，wojinijiangnage。”
xiaoyanweixiaozhejixubianzhezheixiehuangdanbujingdegushi，shituyongzheizhongfangshirangjiangzhiyudexinqingpingfuxialai。
......
zaichangzhongrenfenfenluchuwuyudebiaoqing。
这尼玛也能叫故事？
简直就是扯淡啊！
mengfuyaojianjiangzhiyubeixiaoyanhuyoudetuantuanzhuan，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。
tadangranbuhuifangguozheigerangxiaoyanxianrukunjingdejihui，shenzhibabudekandaojiangzhiyudangchangjiangxiaoyanzhansha。
“xiaoyangege，nibushishuozuitaoyantalema？”
“kuaidianma，taoyan~nibushijizheherenjiadongfangme？”
mengfuyaoqingpiaopiaodishuoleliangju，fangfozaihuoshangjiaoyou。
jiangzhiyuwenyan，zhenggerenshunjianrutongzhamaodemushi，yanzhongshanshuozhefennudehuoyan。
tatineideqixishunjianbaofa，jianjianzhizhicangqiong，yindetianleigungun，fangfoyaojiangzhenggeshijiedousilie。
qiangdadeqixicongtatineiyongxianerchu，tajianjianzhitian，dunshitianleigungun。
xiaoyanwunaidikanlemengfuyaoyiyan，zheinvrenzhenshikanrenaobuxianshidaa！
jiangzhiyushuangmouxinghong，tayaoyaqiechideshuodao：“xiaoyan，nizheigefuxinhan，pianzi！”
“niqipianlewodeganqing，nishiwojianguozuihuaizuieduzuimeidandangdenanren，woyaonisi！”
suiji，qiangdadejianqibansuizhetianleihongmingerzhi。
zhongrenhedeganjinduobi，shengpayangjichiyu。
erxiaoyan，zezaineidianshanleimingzhizhong，yijiubaochizhedandingdeweixiao。
mengfuyaokanzheyanqiandenanren，xinzhongbujinyizhen。
这家伙疯了吗？
zhijianxiaoyandandanshuoleju，“ershu，biezaikanxile！wokeshiyidianxiuweidoumeiyou，ninyaozaibuchushou，zhipazhierzhendeyaobeiwanjianchuanxinle！”
suiji，xiaoyunfandeshenyingmengranchuxianzaixiaoyanmianqian，tixiaoyandangxialejiangzhiyudegongji。
jiangzhiyudejianqiluozaitademianqianbianfangfoniniuruhaiyiban，shunjianxiaosanwuzong。
kanzheyanqiandejiangzhiyu，xiaoyunfanchenmopianke，tanlekouqidao：“yatou，aiyubuaiziyoutianyi，shijianshibingfeiqiangqiujiunengyoujieguo，buguoshihuxiangzhemo，hebizhizheyucini？”
“kuguoyishiguo！xiaoyunfan，nidangchuyuwoguguyouhechangbushimingzhibukeweierweizhi！”
jiangzhiyuyanzhongshanshuozhejuejue，sihuduiyanqiandezhanshenqiangzhehaowuweiju，tahuiwuzheshouzhongdejian，yicicicixiangxiaoyan，jianjianfangfoningjulewujindefennuhetongku。
“nigugu......”
tingdaotijigugu，xiaoyunfandeshentiweiweiyizhan，neishuangcengjingshensuiruyekongxingchendeyanmouzhong，cikeyongxianchunanyimingzhuangdeqingxu，rutongbotaoxiongyongdehaimian。
raner，suizhejiangzhiyubuduandegongji，zhongrenzhujianchajuedaobuxunchangdezhengzhao。
jiangzhiyudeqixikaishibiandewenluan，jianfayeshiqulewangridejingzhunyuliuchang，fangfobeiyiguwuxingdeliliangsuoqianyin，zhujianshikong。
ta，sihuzhengzaizouxiangzouhuorumodebianyuan！
xiaoyunfanjianzhuang，xinzhongyijin，tashitutaiqishoulaizuzhijiangzhiyu，danqueyouwulidifangxia。
taqingchu，cikedejiangzhiyu，yibeixinmosuokun，wailinanyiganyu。
“takuaiyaoshiqulizhile，kuaidaitalikaiba。”
xiaoyunfandeshengyindichenerwunai，rutongbeiqiufengdiaolingdeluoye。
huayinweiluo，yigeshenzhebaishadenvziqiaoranchuxian，taderongyanjuemei，wanruxianzixiafan，danyanshenquelengruobingshuang。
taqingqingyihuiyixiu，yigurouhedeliliangbianjiangjiangzhiyulongzhaoqizhong，shiqishunjianhundaozaitahuaizhong。
“xiaoyunfan，nicengshangtazhishen，rujinnidezhiziyouzhongdaofuzheshanghailezhiyu。nimenxiaojia，doushiyiqunwuqingwuyizhiren。wodaibiaojiangjiazaicixuanbu，yunimenxiaojiashibuliangli，yongshibuxiangwanglai！niyexiuxiangzaizhidaotadexialuo！”
nvzidehuayubinglengerjuejue，tabaoqihunmidejiangzhiyu，zhuanshenliqu，zhiliuxiayidaojuejuedebeiying。
xiaoyanxinzhongshanguoyisikuijiu，tashenxiyikouqi，dashenghandao：“jiangzhiyu，jinriwoxiaoyanfuleni，lairi，zongshiqianshanwanshui，jiannanxianzu，woyijiangxunnierqu。”
xiaoyunfanwangzhenvziliqudefangxiang，xinzhongyongqiyigunanyimingzhuangdekuse。tanannanziyudao：“fuxinhan？he，aidaoshenchuwuyuanyou，woxiaoyunfan，zenshifuxinzhiren？”
tadeshengyinshayaerzhandou，fangfochengzailetaiduodewunaihetongku，tataitouwangxiangtiankong，yanzhongshanguoyisijiandingdeguangmang：“wuluntianyahaijiao，wodouhuizhaodaoni。women，zhonghuizaicixiangjian！”