“作者听劝”
“脑子寄存处！”
“xinjiyuan101nian2yue15ri，xinanxiaochengfashengajishouchao，zaochengwanrensiwang，wujieqiangzhesunfenghuaweibaohuchengshijumincheliyingyongxisheng，chentongdaonianqiweirenminzuochudejudagongxian。”
“xinjiyuan102nian5yue8ri，yijingzai8jiedianfengchendianlewuniandeliuhedazongshizhongyutupojiujie，xiaguojiujieqiangzhezaitianyiwei，chengweidangzhiwukuidelanxingdiyiguo。”
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laoshihaizaishangmiantaotaobujuedejiangzheke，chutiandezhuyiliquequanbudoujizhongzaiyanqiandexiaopingmushangmian。
“zheitmshigeshenmeshijie！woganggangjichengjialichaiqiande5000wanya，haimeihaohaoxiangshou，zenmejiwozhengzheierlaile！”chutianyukuwuleidekanzheshouji。
shide，tachuanyuele，chuanyuedaolezheigehediqiubutongdeshijie。
“chutian！nijiwozhanqilai！”laoshideshengyinxiangyitoufakuangdebaozi，fennudedingzhechutian。
“a？”chutianyilianmengbizhanleqilai，“laoshi，wozale？”
“shenme5000wan，shangleburenzhentingjiang，haigenalixiangwuqianwan，yihuierheibancabanidacheng5000wan。”laoshiyongshoupailepailiangtai，duizhefennudekanzhechutianshuodao。
“hahaha！”jiaoshilidetongxueyedougenzhexiaoleqilai。
“xiaoshenmexiao，nimenshitongxue，wopipingta，nimenjiuzheimegaoxing！”laoshicongchutianshenshangchehuimuguang，huanshizhejiaoshi。
dunshijiaoshilijiuyaquewusheng。
jiranxiaodeneimekaixin，zhishidianyinggaidoujizhuleba。
“banzhang！nijiwojiangyixiadazaibiandelishi。”laoshizhileyixiazuozaichutianpangbianderen。
zuozaidiyipaideshaonvzhanleqilai。
“dazaibianshizhizai108nianqian，lanxingdongzhiwuturankaishifashengdamianjidejinhua，suiranguojiazaijinquanlibaohuminzhongdeanquan，danyeshibeishuichexin。”
“putongrewuqiwuqimeiyoubanfajibianyidedongzhiwuzaochengyouxiaoshashang，suizhesuizheshijiandetuiyi，zheizhongqingkuangyuefadeyanzhong，zhizhibannianhou，renleikaishishiyonghedan，caimianqiangshouzhufangxian。”
“danzaiyinianhou，yizhibeixianzaichengzhiweihanhaishoudexiongshouconghaiyangzhongzouxiangludi，renleifaxianhewuyijingbunengduitazaochengshanghai。renleixianrulejuewang。”
“zaizheishi，renleidejiushizhuchuxianle，tajiushiyuan，yiyadaoxingdeyoushizhanshalehanhaishouhou，jianliqiwuzhexiehui，jiangquanrenleilianheqilaiduikangxiongshou。”
“jiuzairenleichuixiangfangongdehaojiaozhishi，youyitoubibishanyuehaidadexiongshouchuxianzaihaiyangzhishang，yuanhetadazhanjiqiangehuiheyihou，xiongshoutuihuihaiyang，yuanyefangqifangong。”
“xiongshouherenleikaishifentingkangli，shijiedegejuyefashenglejudadebianhua，zhidaoxingchengjintiangeju。”
banzhanghuanhuandejiangshulezheiduanlishi。
“zuoxiaba，henbucuo，douyaojizhuzheiduanlishi，zheishimeinianbikaodeneirong。”laoshixiaolexiao，yerangchutianzuolexialai。
“dingdingding～”xiakedeshengyinxiangqi。
“jintianjiushangdaozheier，haiyoujitianjiukaoshile，nimendouzhuadianjin！”shuowanjiulikailejiaoshi。
biedetongxuedouzaichenzhexiaxiakexiuxi，chutianhaizaisikaozijichuanyuezheijianshi。
chuanyuedaoputongshijiejiusuanle，hainengdangdangwenchaogongyenenghuodebucuo，danshimeixiangdaojuranchuandaolezheigegaowudeshijie，chutianbudebuxiangyixiajinhoudedasuan。
zixizhenglizheinaohaizhongzhongdejiyi，yuanshenyejiaochutian，shianhuaishipinganquyiminggaosanxuesheng，mianlinzheshengxuedeyali，keyuanshenchulexiangmaoshiyidengyideshuai，zaiwudaofangmiandetianfuzhinengyiyannanjin，dou18suile，danqixuezhizhiyouququ50dian，zaibanjiwenzuodaoshudeweizhi
douchuanyuele，nengbunengjidianhaodekaijua？chufengziyanziyu。