【脑来！！！！】
“luyuan，womenfenshouba！”
“为什么？”
“yinweinizhizhidaojiwozhuanzhang，genbenjibulewoxiangyaodeqingxujiazhi，suoyiwomenzhendebuheshi。”
“……”
bizedewoshinei，luyuanxiwanzaotangzaichuangshang。
gangzhunbeishuijue，shoujishangdanchude“fenshoutongzhi”rangtashunjianshuiyiquanwu。
我被分手了？
就这样被分手了？
bushi，neiwozheiliangnianjitazhuanzhangdejishiwanzenmeban？
“哐当。”
shoujizaluozaichuangbanshang，fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。
luyuanjuedezijidexinhaoxiangyegenzhesuile。
tayikouqimeichuanshanglai，zhijieliangyanyiheiyunleguoqu。
片刻后。
yigelaizidiqiu，tongmingtongxingdelinghunquerdaizhi。
momoxiaohualeqianshendejiyi。
又过了一会儿。
luyuancaizhongyuxiangxinzijichuanyuele。
tazhangzhangditanleyikouqi。
“ai，meixiangdaopingxingyuzhoudewojuranshiyigetiangou？”
“made，zheiyetaidiulianleba，liangnianzhuanzhangwushiwan，taokonglefumudejixu……juranliantamadezuidoumeiqindao？？”
yixiangqiqianshende**saocaozuo，luyuanzhenshihenbudejitajigedazuibazi！
wushiwandejukuan，fumuyonglaizhichitakaoquwudaodaxuedequanbujixu。
zheimeduoqian，quanjileneigejiaomuzhiqidenvsheng。
zuikeqideshi，lianshoudoumeiqianguo，qinzuijiugengbuyongshuole！
不是……
yishijiedepuazheimeniubima？
五十万啊！
napashizhibi，rengjinhuliyenengjianqiyigeshuihuaba？
jiuzheiyangbaibailangfeizaileyigelvchashenshang？
wotama*&￥*@#&……
luyuannaqishouji，zhengzhunbeimaneigemuzhiqijiju，quefaxianzijiyijingbeilaheile……
zheiyike，tajuedezijidedixueyadoubeizhihaole。
“得！”
“kanlaizheiqianshiyaobuhuilaile。”
zheigeshijie，heqianshidediqiuyousuobutong。
zheishiyigechongshangwuli，quanminxiwudegaowushijie。
yinweishenyuanruqindeweixie，zaizheili，falvbingbushirenrenpingdeng，suiranqianshiyebushi……
danzheigeshijie，mingxianshiyiwuweizun。
wuzhebujinnengxiangshouhenduotequan，jiulianfalv、faguan，yehuimingxianpianxiangwuzhe。
erluyuanjiazhishiputonggongrenjiating，muzhiqidefumuqueshitongguolewuzhekaohedezhengshiwuzhe。
jiuliantabenrendexiwutianfuyebiluyuanyaohao。
liangrenzaitongyigeban，muzhiqijingchangminglieqianmao，erluyuanzhishigezhongbuliu。
suoyi……zheishijibianshigaoshangfating，zuihouyezhinengbulelezhi。
“dingdong！houyizhengdaitichengshouxitongzhengzaijihuo……”
“！”
“系统？”
heianzhong，luyuanchuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，jingjingdengdaileyihui。
zhongyudengdaoxitongjihuochenggong。
『姓名：陆远』
『气血：61卡』
『代承内容：无』
『代承对象：无』
luyuanqianshikanguoxuduowangluoxiaoshuo，henkuaijiuzhidaozheixitongshizenmehuishi。
shishishang，zheigexitongyehenjiandancubao。
就是副作用转移。
zhongsuozhouzhi，gaowushijie，youxiedanyaohegongfashiyoufuzuoyongde。
亦或者说后遗症。
erzheigexitong，yinggaijiushibaneixiefuzuoyong，zhuanyijizijizhidingdemubiao。
简而言之：
好处，我来；
坏处，你抗！
“这个挂……”
luyuanchenyinpianke，zuijiaobuzijuedemanmangouqi。
然后……
woshilijiuchuanchuyizhenguiyishenrendexiaosheng。
“桀桀桀……”
“muzhiqi……nishuo，wogaizenyangjinxingyichanglingrenyuyuedezhemoni？”
……
次日清晨。
luyuananshilaidaoxuexiaoshangke。
suishuohaiyou100tianjiugaokaole，xuexiaojibenbuzaijiaoshouxinzhishi。
buguo，zaigaokaozhiqianhaiyouliangcizhongyaodewudaoceshi——
quanxiaodabihejiangchengdabi。
xiangdangyuqianshigaozhongdezuihouyicimodikaoshihequanshiliankao。
wulunnageshijie，huanjingdouyingxiangren。
wuzhezhilu，tebieshichuqidewuzhe，fenweihejingzhengshifeichangzhongyaode。
suoyi，jibianshiyounengliquwuguanshangfudaobandexuesheng，yehuijingchangchuxianzaixuexiao。
erqiezuotianbanzhurenyeshuole，jintianyoushiqingyaoxuanbu。
suoyijintiangaosan（4）banquanyuandaoqi。
一进门。
luyuanjiukandaoleneidaojiyizhongshuxieryouyadeshenying。
queshihenmei，meidebukefangwu。
qingchundeliandan，yaoyandeshenzi。
wukuiyujiangchengerzhongdiyixiaohuademingtou。
buguoluyuanzhishilengyanyipie，bianziguzidezuodaolezuoweishang。
“zaizheifangshijie，wanbanjiexiapin，weiyouwudaogao！”
“wulunniyouduomejingrendecaifu，duomepangdadeshili，wulunnizhangdeduogaoduoshuai，duobaiduomei，zaijueduideshilimianqian，tongtongbuzhiyiti！”
jiusuanmeiyouqianshendejiyi，luyuanyedongdezheixiedaoli。
zhiyaoyoushili，shenmeyangdemeirendebudao？
ququwushiwan，ququyigemuzhiqi，tahaizhenbufangzaiyanli。
kexi……qianshenshigesitiangou，diaozailvchadequantaojiuxiangluodaojingdideqingwa，kanbutouyetiaobuchulai。
“叮铃铃——”
shangke**xiangqi，banzhurenlimingzoujinjiaoshi，kaishixuandujiexialaidejiaoxueanpai。
“tongxuemen，haiyou100tianjiugaokaole，jiexiadeshijianjiushizhenzhengdechongcijieduan。”
“genjuxuexiaodejiaoxueanpai，10tianhou，gebanjuxingbanjikaohe。”
“qianshimingbujinnenghuodefenghoudejiangpin，hainengcanjiayigeyuehoudequanxiaodabi。”
shuodaozheili，limingdunledun，jiandajiadezhuyilidoubeixiyinguolai。
caijixushuodao：“gaosudajiayigehaoxiaoxi，xuexiaoweilegulidajianulixiulian，juedingtigaozheiyiciquanxiaodabidejiangjin！”
“zhiyaojinruquanxiaoqianwushi，bujinjiangjinfanbei，meirenhainengewaihuodeyimeiqixuedan！”
“shenme！qixuedan！？”jiangtaizhixia，yipianhuaran。
sheidouzhidaoqixuedanbubianyi，jibianshipinzhizuichadeneiyizhong，yedeyiwankuaiqiandadi。
还经常有价无市！
zhiyinzheigeshijielianwuderenshizaitaiduole，qixuedanzhileidedanyaogenbengongbuyingqiu。
limingyanjiaodaizhexiaoyi，xinshuozheixianimengaihaohaoxiulianleba。
“chulezheixie，quanxiaodabiqianshiminghaijianghuodejinruxiaotushuguandisicengdezige，qiansanmingkejinrudiwuceng！”
“第五层！！？”
xueshengmenmianmianxiangqu，keweijingdiaoleyidixiaba。
anzhaoguanli，tushuguanqianliangcengduisuoyouxueshengmianfeikaifang。
zheilimianyouzhegezhonggeyangdelilunzhishishujihejitixiulianshi。
disancengjiuxuyaohuaqianle，huozhemeigebanqian10mingkeyimianfeijinru。
limianbaifangzhexuduoshehuishangjiechubudaodewudaoshuji，baokuoyixieqianrendexiuxingganwu，yipingongfahewujidengdeng。
yaozhidao，zhiyoutongguoleyangedewuzhekaohe，cainenghuode“wuzhe”chenghao，chengweiyimingzhenzhengdewuzhe！
erjibianshizheiyang，shehuishangxuduoyipinwuzheqishidoumeixiulianguowuji。
tamenbushanzhandou，xuyouqibiao，beixichengwei“qixuewuzhe”。
kejianzaizheifangshijie，gongfahewujiyouduomezhongyao。
tushuguandisicengzeshihuaqianyejinbuqudedifang，zhiyoumeiciquanxiaowudaokaoheqianshiminghexuexiaolingdao、laoshicainengjinru。
limianchuzangzhexuduoerpingongfahehuangjiewuji，zheidoushiminjianjinzhiliutongdedongxi。
shijishang，zaizhenzhengdewuzheyanzhong，wujizhifentiandixuanhuangsijie。
功法才分一到九品。
zhishiweilequbieyuputongrenlianxideqiangshenjiantidewugong，guanfangcaibaburuliudewuzheheyipinwuzhexiuliandewujitongchengweiyipinwuji。
erpinwuzheyongyouqijing，nenggouxiulianhuangjiewuji，tamencaishizhenzhengyongyou‘wuli’deqiangzhe。
diwuceng，yejiushidingceng，yibanshibukaifangde。
neilishizhenggejiangchengerzhongzuihexinzuijimidedifang，limianzhenzangzhesanpinzhishangdegongfahexuanjiewuji。
zhiyoushaoshujigexuexiaolingdao，huozheduierzhongzuochuzhongdagongxianderen，caihuibeiyunxujinquyiguan。
“玄阶武技……”
luyuanxintouweidong，yanzhongshanguoyimokewang。
sheibuxiangxiulianqiangdadewuji？
tingshuozhiyouzhongpinwuzhe，yejiushisipinzhishangdewuzhecainengfahuichuxuanjiewujizhenzhengdeweili。
buguoer、sanpinwuzheyeshinengxiuliande，jibiandabuchuyingyoudeweili，yebihuangjiewujiqiangdeduo。
“咳咳！”
limingkesouliangsheng，jiangdajiadezhuyiliyinhuilai：
“haole，dazhijiushizheixie，dengquanxiaodabijieshu，qianyibaimingdoujiangdaibiaoxuexiaocanjiaquanshidabi，neishiwomenjiangchengyinianyidudeshengshi。”
“jieshi，nimenjiangshiwomenerzhongderongyao！”
“xiwangdajiahaohaoxiulian，zhengquzaiquanshidabizhongqudehaochengji，weimuxiaozhengguang！”
“好！！！”x50
yizhenreliedezhangshengguohou，limingkaishijintiandeshouke。
xiakehou，yiminggaodabaijing，yangguangshuaiqidenanshengzoudaoluyuanshenbian。
“啪！”
tadeyizhishouzhongzhongdedazailuyuanjianbangshang，zuijiaogouqiyimohudu，tiejintaerbianshuodao：“gaosuniyigemimi，qishi……muzhiqiliangnianzhiqianjiushiwonvpengyoule！”
zheinanshengdunledun，lianshangguazhedechengdexiaoyi，xiangkankanluyuanhuiluchuhedenghuangluanfennudeshenqing。
keluyuanzhishiweiweiyileng，xieyankanleyixiazheigejiaozuohuoyudefuerdai。
xuanjidandandetuchuyigezi：“e。”
“？？？”
“bushi，ni，nibuyinggaihenshengqima？”
huoyuxiaorongdunshi，shifenbujie。
luyuandianleyixiatou，haishimianwubiaoqing：“shide，wohenshengqi。”
“……”huoyuzuijiaoweiweichouchu，taheluyuanconggaoyifenbankaishijiuyoumaodun。
qiyinjiushizheigemuzhiqi。
nianqingrenma，youshilianwude，nanmianqishengleyixie，zhengfengchicuhenzhengchang。
huoyujiasuibushiwuzhejiating，danshipoyouzichan，haiyouyigekaiwuguandeqinshushu。
zaizheixiaoxiaodejiangcheng，yechengdeshangyouqianyoushile。
suoyitahenkuaibianhemuzhiqihaoshangle，buguoxuexiaojinzhitanlianai，yejiumeiyoubiaoluchulai。
ranhoutabianzhishimuzhiqi，jiangluyuanwannongyuguzhangzhijian。
狠狠的爆他金币！
liangnianshijian，baole50wanbushuo，haidadadanwuleluyuandexiulian。
qishiluyuandewudaotianfuyebusuancha，ruoshizhei50wanyongzaitazijishenshang，xianzaiqimayeshi80kazuoyoudeqixuele。
zuyijijinbanjiqianshizhilie，youzigecanjiaquanxiaodabi。
kexi……shishangmeiyouhouhuiyao。
huoyuyouzhongzhongdepailepailuyuandejianbang，jiazhuanganweidao：“queshimeibiyaoshengqi，weileyigenvren，buzhide！”
“nizhidaoma，nijimuzhiqideneixieqian，tachulezijixiulian，haijingchangjiwomailiwu，kaifang，zaichuangshangfeijingxinsidetaohaowo。”
“知道为什么吗？”
huoyuziyayixiao，biaoqingshifenqianzou：“haibushiyinweiwoyougekaiwuguandeshushu，muzhiqineige**，xiangrangwoshushujitakaixiaozao！hahaha……”
luyuananziyaotou，shizaibuxiangtingzheixiegoupidaozaodefeihua。
zaigaowushijiezhengfengchicushenmede，shizaishitaiyouzhile。
zheigenianjijiuyinggaihaohaoxiulian，yixinxiangdao。
“哗啦！”
tazhanqishenlai，yizihoutuifachudedongjinghelehuoyuyitiao，haiyiweiluyuanyaodongshou。
kemeixiangdaozhishiyougerenguolaihanluyuanyiqiqucesuo。
“……”
huoyumianshangyouxieguabuzhu，juranzaiyigefeiwumianqianyijingyizhade，shizaiyoushizijiquanbandiyideshenfen。
“heng！guzuozhending……”
luyuanbiaoxiandeyuepingjing，huoyuxinlijiuyuebushufu，neizhongxiangexinrendanqueshibaidebiemen，shitashuaiqidelianpangdouyouxieniuqule。
tayanshenyinyi，sisididingzheluyuandebeiying。
jiuxiangyitiaosuishizhunbeigongjidedushe。
……