yangjiaomuziliangjiushizhadaozui，conglaibutingwufengshuohua，xiangdaduanbiandaduan，jingchangwushizhengzaishuohuadeta。
wufengxiangdaomenwaidelishuangshuang，jile：“jiaojiao，nengbunengxiantingwobahuashuowan。”
yangjiaonaqileshouji，xuanyaoleqilai：“neidangranle，chenhaogezaojiuhouhuimeizhuiqiuwole，tashuolejialidenvrenshigelengbingbingdemulaohu，buruwohuisajiao，gengfuhetaxinlidelaopoxingxiang，zhiyaowoyuanyilihun，tayelihunquwo。”
“叮——”
shoujipingmuturandanchuleyitiaoxinxi，bushirenhewenziheyuyin。
yigebinguandedingwei，haipeizheyizhangsetu。
表明了一件事。
yangjiaoyouwaiyule，zaojiuhechenhaogoudashangle。
wufengtongkongyisuo，qidehunshenfadoule：“nishibushizaojiuhetayouyitui，zaobawojilvle。”
tongguodingweikeyikandaoyitiaoqingxidexinxi。
尊敬的白金会员。
nimade，kaifangdoukaichubaijinhuiyuanle。
lingwai，setuhaianshizherangyangjiaozijifufangfei，haiyaomaitaodaiguoqu。
wufengyanjingyihong，biequdeyanleidoukuaixialaile，yigeyueleisileihuozhenglejiqiankuaiqiangongziquandoujileta，zijibushedechibushedechuan，yishenyifuchuanlehaojiniandoushebudehuanxinde。
jieguo，zhengdeqianquanrangyangjiaoyonglaihebiedenanrenkaifangmaitaole。
cike，wufengkanzheyangjiaoturanganjuewubideexin！
zijiquanxinquanyiduita，chuquzhuanqianyangzheta，huidaojialihaiyaozuofan、shuawan、xiyifu，zuihouhuanlaidequeshibeipan！
“ni......niweishenmezheimeduiwo！”
wufengqidaokaishitouyunle，fuzhemenmianqiangzhanzhe，zhiwenleyangjiaoyiju。
开房的事被撞破了。
yangjiaoxianshiyizhenhuangluan，xiayishixiangyaojieshi，xiangdaozijidouyaohejialidewonangfeilihunle，haijieshigepi。
“要你管。”
yangjiaolengzhelianshuodao：“yigeyuesiwuqiankuaiqiandewonangfeiyepeizhiwenwo，fanzhengwoxianglihunle，niyaoshibulihunjiugaonihunneiqiangjian，rangniquzuolao。”
juranjueqingdaolezheizhongdibu，hunneiqiangjiandouchulaile。
yijingyoupanxingdexianlizaile，yangjiaozhenyaoyaosilehunneiqiangjian，dengbudaojiweishenchajieshu，jiutiqianqujianyulidunzhele。
哀莫大于心死！
wufengchedixinliangle：“xingba，jiuanzhaonideyisilai，dengdaojiweishenchajieshulejiuquminzhengjulihun。”
纪委审查！
jiuzaiyangjiaomunvliangzhenjingdeshihou，xuyandemenbeituikaile。
lishuangshuangzoulejinlai，mianruohanshuang，sisidingzhezijide‘haoguimi’yangjiao，ganghaokandaoneizhangbinguandingweihesetu，huoqi‘cheng’demaochulaile。
好一个闺蜜！
好一对狗男女！
lishuangshuangruguoshenshangmeiyouchuanzhejiweifuzhuang，zhijiechongguoqushantaliangbazhang，sipoyangjiaoxuweidezuilian，mingmianshangshigehaoguimi，beidiliquegouyintadelaogong。
zhenshigebuyaoliandejianren。
yangjiaoheshale，ganjinbashoujishoulehuilai，jiejiebabadeshuodao：“shuang......shuangshuang，nizenmehuizaizheili。”
liangrendesuliaojiemeiqingchedidewanle。
lishuangshuangkanzheguoqudeguimiyangjiao，xiangdaoliangrenguanxihaodaoshenzhihuhuanshuiyi，xianzaizhijuedejiqideexin。
taheyangjiaoshuohuadoujuedeexin。
lishuangshuanglenglengdesaoleyangjiaoyiyan，congyafenglibengchulejigezi：“kuaisoucha，zaodianlikaizheigerangrenexindexiaosanjia。”
tadaizhewufengjinwule，souchazuirongyizangdongxidezhuwo，liangmingjianchaguanyekaishilesoucha，fangjianneimeiyikuaidifang，jiuliantianhuabandoubuhuifangguo。
zhishaoxuyaojigexiaoshi，shijianjinrenwuzhong，bixuyaozhuajinshijian。
yangjiaobuzhidaozenmemianduilishuangshuang，kandaojialilailejianchaguanyouhehuaile，munvliangrenyiqiduodaolemenkou。
“打开。”
lishuangshuangzhizhebaoxianxiangshuodao：“buzhidaomimajiuquwenyangjiao，bierangtajinlai，wobuxiangjiandaota。”
wufengzhidaomima，dakailebaoxianxiang：“limiandoushiyixiecunzhe、hukoubendengbijiaoguizhongdedongxi，meiyoubiededongxile.......”
baoxianxiangdakaiyihou，liangrentongshilengzhule。
limianjuranyouyimeixiongmaojinbi，yangshihezhaoyongjiejialidexiongmaojinbiyimoyiyang。
lishuangshuanglengxiaole：“haiganshuozijimeiyoucanyuzhaoyongjiedeanzi，zheigezenmejieshi！”
xiongmaojinbizenmehaizaijiali？
wufengyehenyihuo，queyetixingtale，xiangqileyigeguanjianxinxi。
zhaoyongjiezhudaochengzhongcungaijiandexiangmu，zhenghaoshilishuangshuangdelaojia，zhengfuweilezhaogubendirendefangzibeizhan，tichulejizijianfangdefangan，fanshihongyechengzhongcunhujiderendoukeyinachuyibiqianrugu。
dengdaogaijianxiangmujieshuyihou，keyiduofenjitaofang。
henduorennachulesuoyoujiadi，haidaikuanleyidabirugu，jiudengzhegaijianxiangmujieshuyihoufenfangzile。
benlaizhishiputongderugu，youxierentanxinbuzuweilefengengduodefangzi，qujizhaoyongjiesongli。
chenhaosongjilezhaoyongjieyiheyuebing，zhaoyongjieqiaobushangyuebing，zhuanshourangsijiwufengdaihuiquchi。
wufengdaojiachaikaileyikan，jieguoyuebinglijuranzangzhexiongmaojinbi，ganjinyoubayuebingsonghuilezhaoyongjiedejiali。
muqianzhidaozheigeqingkuangdezhiyoulianggeren。
yigeshiwufeng，lingyigeshichenhao。
zhaoyongjieyinweichengzhongcungaijiandexiangmu，shoudaodehuiluhenduo，duodaowangleshisheisongdexiongmaojinbile。
bijing，yourenzhijiesongguoyizunjinfo。
youmeiyouxinghui，quanpingwufengyijuhuale。
hehe，fengshuilunliuzhuanle。
wufengkanleyiyanguanbidezhuwomen，youyutahezhangmuniangyijiazhuzaiyiqi，zhuanmentiaoxuanlegeyinmen：“jiweichadaodeneipijinbi，shichenhaoyongnidemingyisongjilezhaoyongjie。”
“什么！”
lishuangshuangturantaitou，dingzhewufengshuodao：“nikebieluanshuo，zaoyaogongzhirenyuanxinghuiyaobeipanxing......”
huahaimeishuowan，lishuangshuangyexiangqileyijianshi。
chenhaocengjingmaileyiheyuebingsongli，waibaozhuangjiuhezhaoyongjiejialisoudaodeyimoyiyang。
lishuangshuanghurangandaoyizhentouyunmuxuan，fuzheetou，diezuozailewoshidachuangshang。
gaisidechenhao，juranbatajiqianchejinqule！
yinweiyongyoufenfangzihukouderen。
是她。
wufengxiaole：“lingdao，kanlaizanmenxuyaohaohaotanyitanle。”
“gunkai，liwoyuanyidian。”
lishuangshuangdeyuqilengbingbing，dengleyiyankaojinguolaidewufeng：“nixiangzenmetan。”
zhuwolizhiyouliangren，geyinxiaoguoyouhenhao。
wufengchanshengleqiangliedebaofuxin，yangjiaochenhaoyiduigounannvganlvleta。
tajiuganzaiyangjiaomeitianshuijuedewoshili，shuilelishuangshuang！
wufengdaliangqilelishuangshuang，chuanzheyitaoheisetaoqun，pifubainen，shencaigaotiao，shaoshuoyeyouyimiqiwule，zaitaoqundechentuoxia，yishuangdazhangtuidexiantiaojiweihaokan，bikongjiedemeituihaihaokan。
taxinlizhishengxialebaofuyu：“niyebuxiangrangbierenzhidao，cengjingyourenyinidemingyisongguoliba。”
“你！”
lishuangshuangnaole，yanewufengdeqingtiaotaidu，hainengkanbuchutazaixiangshenme。
恶心！
lishuangshuangyazhenuqishuodao：“wobukenengpeinishuijue，keyibangnihuifumingyu。”
给脸不要脸！
yigechoukaichededanweisiji，zhenbazijidanggerenwule。
ruguobushidanxinzijiqianchedaozhaoyongjiedeanzili，kantayiyandouxianzangleyanjing。
吴峰也火大了。
今天非睡不可了！
wufenglengzhelianshuodao：“jintianniyaoshiganbudaying，dabuleyusiwangpo。”
lishuangshuangxinlizuoou，henbudezhijieshuaitayibazhang，weilepingxizheijianshi，zhinengyanedeshenchuleshuangtui，yitiaoheisidazhangtuidazailechuangdanshang。
“nibietaiguofenle！zuiduoyongtuibangniyici。”