“啊。”
taojiehunshenyijiling，jiaoleyisheng，jiajinlefengrundeqiaotun，qinaodao：“niganshenme！bianyihaimeizhangou，haixiangchiwodedoufu。”
wufengyeshiheleyitiao，meixiangdaozijizenmeturanyonglinieleyixia，qiangzhuangzhendingdeshuodao：“woyaoshuijuele，nihaibuzou，zade，xiangpeizhewoyiqishuijue？”
“呸！”
taojiexianqidepeileyikou，niuzhewanmeideqiaotunlikaile，ganggangzouchusushemen，xinzang‘pengpeng’jiasutiaodongleqilai。
taxinlijuranchanshengleyigeyiwaideniantou。
gangcaideyimumubutingzaitaojienaozilihuixiang，xinlijingshichanshengleyisisaodong。
要换一件新内衣了。
taojiekaichehuiqule，hongyechengzhongcunjulijialihenjin，budaoshiwufenzhongdechecheng，daojiayihoubianbawufengdanglezhucunshujideguaishigaosulenveryangjiao。
zheiniantoumeiyouguanxibeijing，zenmedangshangdezhucunshuji。
母女俩睡不好了。
wufengqueshimeimeideshuileyijue，shitazheiduanshijianyilaishuidezuishufuyijue，haizuoleyigehezhangmuniangtaojieyouguandemeng。
只可惜......
jiusuantaheyangjiaolihunle，yeshibukeneng。
wufengzaoshangqilaijiuchuqule，xianqushuxihongyechengzhongcundeqingkuang，zaisikaoxiayibudegongzuoyinggaizenmekaizhan。
xiawu，dengdaowufenghuidaosushe，haisuanbucuodehaoxinqingshunjianjiumeile。
wufengliansebushandeshuodao：“nizenmezaizheili。”
宿舍里坐着两母女。
yigeshixihuanlianyujia，pingshizhuzhongbaoyang，xiandebijiaonianqing，daizheyiguzishufuduyoufengyundetaojie。
lingyigeshichuanzhexiaodiaodai，chaoduanku，youjingxinhuaguozhuangdeyangjiao。
“老公忙完啦。”
yangjiaoshuohuameiyouleguoqudexianzheixiannei，bianchenglediashengdiaqi，kandaowufenghuilaile，ganjinpaoleguoqubaozhuletadeshoubei：“renjiadengnihaozhangshijianle，jiudengzheniyiqihuijiachifan。”
回家吃饭？
呵。
zhenshitaiyangdaxibianchulaile，shenmeshihoubiandezheimehaoshenghaoqile，kendingshitingshuotadangshanglezhucunshuji，houhuile。
主动过来求复合。
wufengmaleyiju：“sheitamashinilaogong，nilaogongzaijianyuliguanzhe，biehuluanpanqinqi，woxianzaihenimeiyoubandianguanxile。”
zheiyaoshihuanchengyiqian，zhiyaoshiyangjiaoshuochudeshi，wufengquzuodeshihoudongzuomanledian，tadouyaofaxiaojiepiqile。
gengbieshuoshizhijiematale。
yangjiaojuranmeiyoushengqi，zhudongbangzhewufengnazoulegongwenbao，youbangtatuolewaitao。
zheizhongyifusihourendedaiyu，wufengguoquxiangdoubuganxiang。
yangjiaojixusajiaole：“laogongbushengqile，haobuhao，renjiazhidaocuolema，zanmenyihouzaiyiqihaohaoguorizi，nishuowangdongwojuebuganwangxi......”
huashuoyiban，yangjiaotoumiaoleyiyantaojie，jiaoxiudeshuodao：“nishuoyongzui，wojuebujuetun。”
zheijuhuashuodexiuxiudada，youdaizhegougoudada。
haiguyidangzhetaojiedeshuochulai，shigenanrendoudingbuzhu，shuobudingdangchangjiudayingfuhele。
wufengfashibuzaidangtiangoule，tieshixinchangle，zhijieshuaikaileyangjiaodeshoubei：“nitamajiwosiyibianqu！huochezhuangqiangzhidaoguaiwanle？zaoganmaqule，xianzaizhidaoqiuzhewofuhele，zuomengnini，xiangdoubiexiang。”
yangjiaodeshoubeibeishuaikaile，lijiduqilezui，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，yifukuaiyaokuledekelianyang。
“哎呀。”
taojiezhanleqilai，quanleliangju：“changyandaofuqichuangtoudajiachuangweihe，youmeiyouduodadeshenchoudahen，bujiushichaoleyicijia，naoleyicibieniu，meiyouduodashi，nvxuabiezaiouqile，huijiazhuzheduohao，kendingyaobisushelishufu。”
wufengnule：“chaojia？！tahechenhaoneidianlanshidoubeizhuangjianle，nishuozheijiaozuochaojia，dangchuyangjiaoganbeizhewoganchuneizhongshi，jiubieguaiwobashiqingzuojuele，hetachedideyidaoliangduan。”
tayuexiangyueqi，zuozaileliangmunvduimiandeshafashang，lengxiaodingzheyangjiao，meiyoubandianxintengtadeyangzi。
zaiyebushiguoquneigebatapengzaishouxindetiangoule。
“wuwu......”
yangjiaozhijiekulechulai，zhanqishenzuozailewufengdepangbian，yishuangguangliuliudexiaoxituidazailewufengtuishang，xiaoquantoubutingdazaitadexiongtang：“nihuai......nihuai，butengwole，shangxueshihoufadeshidouwangle，yishengyishidouduiwohao，xianzaidoubuherenjiafuhele。”
zheiyitaoyoukuyousajiaohenyoushashangli。
huanchengguoqudewufengkendingxindouhuale，yangjiaoshuoshenmejiushishenme，quandoudayingxialai。
不过！
rendoushihuichengzhangde，shangxueshizuotiangoudeyangzi，dengdaoburushehuiyihouzhiyaoxiangqilaijiuhuijuedekexiao，anmadangshidezijizhenchun。
wufengzaojiukantoule，buhuizaixinruanle，yibatuikaileyangjiaodexiaoxitui：“bietamadelaizheitao！laozibuchile，jiusuanbadayizi、xiaoyiziyiqijiaoguolaiquanwodoumeiyong。”
yangjiaokelianxixideliandanxianshiyileng，henkuaiyoushi‘wa’dekuchulesheng，kushenggengdale。
她这次是真哭了。
benyiweizheiciguolainenggouqingsongnaniewufeng，meixiangdaotashitielexinbufuhele。
yangjiaoshenketihuidaoleshenmejiaozuohouhui。
“这是干嘛呀。”
taojieyezuoleguoqu，yipiguzuozaiheipishafashang，aoxiandoubibierenshenhenduo，jixuquandao：“xiaofuqinayougeyechou，shangcineishiyijinghenhenmaguotale，nvxua，nifangxinwanghoubuhuirangniganrenheyidianjiawu，womeitianqinzijinizuofan，wanshanghuilaizaichi，buzairangniyigerenchipaomianle，wo**jinichi。”
xianzaizhidaohouhui，yijingwanle！
wufengshangyicikandaoleyangjiaodechugui，zaojiuduitahentoule，sheilaiquandoumeiyongjueduibuhuifuhele。
再也不做舔狗了！
哦。
beibierenpaoqilejiulaizhaotafuhe，zhenbatahaidangchengshangxueshimeiyoushehuijingyandechunhuole。
taojiejiantahaishibukendayingfuhe，nuolenuopigu，chuanzheyujiakudewanmeiqiaotuntiezhewufengle：“ni，wo，haiyoujiaojiao，zanmenzhuzaiyiqiduohao，womenniangliangwanghoukendinghaohaodesihouni，buhuizaixiangyiqianneiyangle，nizaijiaxiangganshenmejiuganshenme。”
wufenghaishilengzhelianmeiyoushuohua，yiqianxuyaobagongzikashangjiaobushuo，zaijialihaimeiyoubandianrenshenziyou。
zaizijijiashangcesuodouyaoguidingshijian，miandedanwuleyangjiao、taojiemunvliangshangcesuo。
yizhiyumeifengxiuxiri，tazaijiadoubuganduoheshui，jiupashangcesuodecishuduole，zaodaoyangjiao、taojiemunvdexunhuamanma。