第1章 两个女婿

lijiabieshuneiwai,zhangdengjiecai,renaofeifan,yichangshengdadeqiaoqianyanzhengruhuorutudijuxingzhe。

ketingli,limeilanzhengzhaohuzhegeweilaibin,tashenpang,danverlibingqingwanzheheyuanqiangdeshoubei,yexiaoyeruhuadizhaohuzhekeren。

“geweiqinpenghaoyou,jintiandajiayidingyaochihaohehaoa!”limeilanreqingyangyidishuodao。

“aiyo,meilana,nikezhenyoufuqi。kankanbingqingyouyouquanyouyouqian,haizheimexiaoshun,zhenshirangrenxianmudebudele。yuanqiangzheiqiantuyeshiyipianguangminga!”yiweiqinqimanlianduixiao,jijingongweizhinengshi。

“jiushijiushi,kankanzheibieshu,duoqipai,zheikedoushibingqingheyuanqiangdebenshia。”lingyiweiqinqilianmangfuhe,lianshangdexiaorongfangfoyaoyichulai。

renaodeketingjiaoluoli,ernvxuwangdayongquenazhemobuguizaidishangcazheyidianwuzi。

tongweinvxu,wurenwenjin,jigeqinqijuzaiyiqi,xiaoshengdiyilunzhe,yanshenshibushidichaowangdayongzheibianpiaolai。

“nikankanneigewangdayong,zhengtianyifumeichuxideyangzi,jiuzhidaochiruanfan。”yigeqinqipielepiezui,buxiedishuodao。

“shia,yebuzhidaomenglanzenmejiutongyibanverjiajitale,zhenshixiangbutong。”lingyigeqinqiyaoleyaotou,manliandeyihuo。

limenglantingdaolezheixiexianyansuiyu,xinlihenbushiziwei,meitoujinjindizhouleqilai,shuodao:“nimenbiezheimeshuo,zaizenmezheyeshiyijiaren,shuohuadeliuxieqingmian。dayong,kuaiguolaichifan。”

wangdayongdayingyisheng,chaocanzhuozoulai。

heyuanqiangzuijiaoweiweishangyang,luchuyisibuyichajuedebuxie,shuodao:“ma,ninbietitashuohuale,taqueshimeishenmebenshi,zheimeduonianyemeijianzuochushenmechengjilai。”

libingqingyegenzhebangqiangdao:“jiushi,zhengtianyebuzhidaozaimangxieshenme,yemeijianduijialiyoushenmegongxian。”

wangdayongtingdaozheixiehua,lianseweiweiyibian,quantouzaixiuzilibuzijuediwojinle,dantahaishiqiangrenzhexinzhongdenuhuo,jinliangpingjingdijieshidao:“zheijitianmang,shiyinweicaishuikezhaowotanhua,laokezhangyaotuixiule。”

heyuanqiangyanshenzhongshanguoyisiyiyang,jiazhuangyilianjingxidishuodao:“yo,neishuobudingninengdingshangkezhangdeweizhile?gongxia!”zuishangsuiranshuozhegongxi,kelianshangneiyimolengxiaoquezenmeyezangbuzhu。

qinyoumenyiting,taidushunjianlailegeyibaibashidudazhuanwan。

“aiya,wangdayonga,zhiqianshiwomenyouyanbushitaishan,yihouhaideduoyangzhangniguanzhaoa!”yigeqinqilikecouguolai,manlianduixiaodishuodao。

“jiushijiushi,yihoufadalekebiewanglewomenzheixieqinqia!”lingyigeqinqiyeganjinfuhe,yanshenzhongchongmanletaohao。

limenglanguzuozhending,lianshangdaizheyisihuaiyi,zhiyidao:“renminghaimeixialaini,yiqiedouhaishuobuzhun,biezaizheierxiagaoxing。”

liyujiezaiyipang,duizhangfudezheigexiaoxihaowufanying,zhishidandandipieleyiyanwangdayong,shuodao:“zheimeduonianle,yemeijianyoushenmedabianhua,biegaoxingdetaizao。”

wangdayongkanzhezhongrendetaidu,xinzhongmanshiwunaihebiequ,taananwojinlequantou,zaixinlifashi:“woyidingyaorangnimenduiwoguamuxiangkan!”

zheiyiwanshang,gongchoujiaocuo,dajiadouhenjinxing,zhiyouwangdayong,caimeichijikou,jiuyemeihejibei,zaozaolixile。

kanzhewangdayongdebeiying,liyujieqideliumeidaoshu,xinlianhenzijiweishazhaolezheimewonangdenanren。gancuishuizaibieshuli,meihuijia。

diertianwangdayongzaozaodiqilechuang,jiandanxishuhou,bianjingshendousoudizhunbeiqushangban。

laidaodanwei,tongshimenkandaowangdayong,fenfenreqingdiweileguolai。

“dayonga,tingshuolaokezhangyaotuixiule,nizheikendingshiyaojinshengleba!”yiweitongshimanlianxiaorongdishuodao。

wangdayongqianxudixiaolexiao,huiyingdao:“yiqiehaishiyicaishuikedejuedingweizhun,wokebuganduoxiang。”

“bieqianxule,dajiadoujuedenikendingxing,nipingshigongzuoneimerenzhenfuze。”lingyiweitongshipailepaitadejianbang,yuqizhongchongmanlekending。

zheishi,caishuikezongkezhangmaizhechenwendebufazoulejinlai,zhongrenlikeanjingxialai,yanshenzhongdaizheyisijingwei。

zongkezhangsaoshileyiquanzhongren,biaoqingyansudishuodao:“laokezhangtuixiudeshiqingyijingquedingle,jiexialaidegongzuoanpai,womenhuigenjugeweidebiaoxianhenenglizuochujueding。”

shuowan,zongkezhangdemuguangzaiwangdayongshenshangtingliulepianke,ranhouzhuanshenlikaile。

tongshimenyouyixiaziweileshanglai,niyiyanwoyiyudishuozhe。

“nikan,zongkezhanggangcaikannideyanshen,kendingshiduinijiyuhouwanga!”

“jiushi,dayong,nizheicikendingmeiwentide。”

wangdayongxiaolexiao,meiyoushuohua。qishi,tadexinliyeyouyisiqiexi,dantahaishinulibaochizhedidiao。weileyanshizijideqingxu,tajiekoudao:“woqulouxiachougenyan。”

wangdayongkuaibuzouchubangongshi,laidaoloutikou,shunzheloutiwangxiazou。youyuxinlihaizaixiangzhejinshengdeshiqing,youxiezoushen,meizhuyiqianfang,yixiazizhuangdaoleyigeren。

“aiyo!”yishengjiaohuchuanlai。

wangdayongxiayishidishenshouqufu,huangluanzhizhong,shoujingranzhuadaoleduifangdexiongbu。

“niganshenme!”dameinvshengqidijiaoleqilai。

wangdayonglianmangtaiqitou,yikan,dunshinaohaiyipianhongming,jingranshihejinmei。

hejinmeikanzhewangdayong,yanshenlimanshiyanehefennu:“shini!wangdayong!”

wangdayongxinliananjiaoku,yingzhetoupishuodao:“jinmei,zhenmeixiangdaoshini,shizaibaoqian。”

hejinmeilengxiaoyisheng:“heng,shaogenwotaojinhu!zheimeduonianle,nihaishiyidianmeibian。”

wangdayonggangadinaonaotou:“wozhenbushiguyide,gangnaoziyoudianluan。”

hejinmeiqideduojiao:“luan?luanjiukeyiluanmorenma?”

zhouweiyijingweiguolaiyixieren,kaishixiaoshengdijiaotoujieer。

wangdayongliansezhanghong:“zheierrenduo,zanmennengbunenghuangedifangshuo?”

hejinmeidengletayiyan:“xing!kanzaizheimeduorendefenshang,xianfangguoni。”

shuowan,zhuanshenjiuwangbangongshizouqu。

wangdayongxinlitantebuan,youyuleyixia,haishiyaoyaoyagenleshangqu。

daolebangongshi,limiandetongshimenkandaohejinmeiqihuhudizoujinlai,houmianhaigenzheyiliangangadewangdayong,douluchuleyihuodebiaoqing。

haimeidengdajiakaikou,kezhangjiuconglimiandebangongshizoulechulai,lianshangdaizhexiaorong:“dajiaxiantingyixiashoushangdegongzuo,wolaijidajiajieshaoyiweixintongshi。”

tongshimenfenfenfangxiashouzhongdeshiqing,kanxiangkezhanghehejinmei。

kezhangxiaozheshuodao:“zheiweishihejinmei,congjintianqi,tajiushizanmencaishuikedekezhang。”

bangongshilidunshixiangqiyizhenxixilaladezhangsheng,dajiadouzaixiaoshengdiyilunzhe。

wangdayongtingdaozheigexiaoxi,xinlimengdiyichen,lianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi。