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博士毕业答辩这天,

zichengshiwoweihunfunvpengyoudetongmenshijie,wumiewoxueshuchaoxi。

“tazhangzhezijiyoujifenzise,goudabodao,caibianchengleyizuo。”

“qishibodaoshiwonanpengyou,tabujinqianglewonanyou,haipiaoqielewodeyanjiuchengguo!”

wokanzheshoushangdedinghunjiezhi,nazhejilulexiangshishujudeupan,chuimoulengxiao。

daodisheicaishixiaotou,henkuaijiujianfenxiao!

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wozhanzaixueshubaogaotingwaimian,jinzhangdeshenxilekouqi。

suiranwoyijingshunlidewanchengleketiyanjiu,bingqieyoushijixiangzhuanli。

kexianzaiboshiyanbishipubianxianxiang,wohaishibugandiaoyiqingxin。

tongmenshijiegaofeifeiyijingyanbilewunianle,jingshendouchuledianwenti。

zhengxiangzhe,gaofeifeijiucongyuanchupaolai,mengdechongjinlexueshuting。

“geweilaoshi,wojintianyaojubaoyourenpiaoqiewodeyanjiuchengguo,bawodedelunwentouzou,tabianchengleyizuo。”

suirantachuchuzhenduiwo,kezaoyulezheizhongshi,queshiyoudiankelian。

ruguobunengrangpiaoqiederenbayizuorangchulai,gaofeifeimeiyouscilunwen,kongpayouyaoyanbile。

taixiadexiaozhangyeyishidaolewentideyanzhongxing。

jimangshuo:“zheiweitongxue,nishuohuakeyaojiangzhengju。xueshupiaoqiekeshiyaopanxingde!”

gaofeifeideyidishuo:“neigenvrenbuzhidao,bodaoshiwonanpengyou!”

“tazhangzhezijiyoujifenzise,goudawonanpengyou,youjiejiweixieta,rangwonanpengyoubalunwendeyizuojita。”

“wonanpengyouyuanlaidayingguowo,neipianlunwendeyizuoshiliujiwode。tazheibushipiaoqielewodelunwenma?”

博导是她男朋友?

我听到这里愣住了。

wohegaofeifeishitongyigebodao,xulongjie。

keshizaozaiqunian,xulongjiejiuhewohuxiangjianguojiazhang,dinghunle。

tashuoxiangzaodianjiehun,woquejianchidengbiyezaishuo。

suoyiyizhimeiyouduiwaigongkai。

woyaoyaotou,gaofeifeishiyinweilvciyanbi,jinniancaizhuandaowonanpengyoumenxia。

tashuode,yinggaishitayuanlaidedaoshiba?

xiaozhangzaicixianggaofeifeiqueren。

“neinishuodezheipianlunwen。nidaodiyoumeiyoucanyushiyanyanjiu?womenxuexiaodujuezhijiaming,bucanyuderenqinglunwenchuxian!”

gaofeifeihanhudao:“suanshiba。zongzhiruguomeiyouneige**,wokendingnengdedaoyizuo,shunlibiye。”

woxinzhongdiantou,suiranminglingjinzhizheizhongqingkuangfasheng。

danshihaishiyoubushaorenhuizuankongzi。

biruwoweihunfu,shuozijichayipianscilunwencainengpingjiaoshouzhicheng。

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“jiushita,tapiaoqiewodelunwen!”

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gaofeifeiyibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang。

“nizheigexiaosan,meixiangdaoba。wonanpengyoudouhewoshuole!”

“niganjinjiangyizuohaijiwo,wokeyikaolvbubaojing。yaoburannijiuqulaoliduboshiba。”

wonudao:“wozenmekenengchaoxi?zheigeshiyanyanjiu,bodaodouzhijilewogekaiti,shengxiadeshiwoduliwanchengde。”

“bingqiewoyouweihunfu,bukenengqiangninanpengyou!”

gaofeifeiyuanlaidebodao,yigetudingdeyouninan,doukuaiwushiduosuile,zhengtianjiuxiangzheduishoudixiadenvtongxuekaiyou。

woshiyouduoxiangbukai,caihuiquqiaotadeqiangjiao。

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jingranshitahexulongjieyiqizuoshiyandeqingjing!

liangrenzaishiyanshilijuzhiqinmi,bushidezaicaozuotaishangmangliuzhe。

danshishipindejiaodubingbushijiankongshexiangtou,ershibeitiqianfangzhihaodeshoujipaixiade。

guaibudexulongjieshuotamazhuyuanle,bunengpeiwodabian。

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wonachubijibendiannao,zhunbeifanchushiyanshujuzizheng。