第1章 我们离婚吧

“zanmenlihunba,gubei!”

luyikanzhezhuoduimian,yiliandanmodenanren,bingjiangyifenlihunxieyituidaotayanpizidixia。

zheishitadijiushijiuciduizheigenanrentichulihundesuqiu。

meiyici,gubeidouhuitaitou,xiangkanzheshijieshangzuiexindedongxiyiyang,kanzijiyiyan,ranhoulenglengtuchulianggezi:“buxing!”

jibianshizheiyang,luyiyijiulecibupi。

yezhiyouzheiyang,gubeicaihuirenrenzhenzhendekantayiyan,napashiyanedeshenqing,luyiyeshiganzhiruyi。

neinian,gubeichuxianzailuyimianqianshi,yixibaiyipianpian,yanshenwennuanderutongzheishijianzuizuicanlandeyangguang。

“xiaoyatou,zheimewanhaibuhuijia,keshihuiyouweixiandee。”

baixueaiai,gubeijiuzheiyangwenrouqieqingroudejiangbozishangdegeziweijinjiexia,tiluyidaishang。

jinciyiyan,aiqingdezhongzibianzailuyixindifayazhanfang。

yidayixiao,yiqianyihou。

xuehuafenfei,denggubeijiangluyisongdaojiamenkoudeshihou,liangrenyijingmantoubaixue,duoxianggushilimiansuomiaoshudeneiban,yiqidaobaitou。

“dagege,nizhenwennuan,dengwozhangda,jiujiajini!”

yiyuchengzhen,shinianguoqu,rujinyishiluyijiajigubeidedisangeniantou。

daoxianzai,luyidoumeixiangmingbai,zijiweishenmehuiduiyigelianmingzidoubuzhidaodedananhaiqilefeitabujiadexinsi。

因为他长的俊俏?

yinweitashuohuashi,wennuandeyudiao?

youhuozheshineitiao,rangtajuedexiangjilemuqinhuaibaoyibanwennuandegeziweijin。

zhihoudehaoxienian,luyidoumeizaiyudaoguogubei,luyiyiweitahuixiangmuqinyiyang,qiaowushengxidexiaoshizaizijishijieli。

zhidaoershisuishengrineitian,gushijituandongshizhang,lingzhegubeichuxianzaizijimianqian。

zhimingrangluyizuotamengujiadeerxifu。

luyiandanwuguangderensheng,zaiciyincibiandeliangtangqilai。

danzheishidegubei,yanranjibuqi,dangchuneigexueyebeitahusonghuijiadexiaoyatou。

lengmoqieyuanhendeyanshendingzheluyi。

“不娶!”

jianjiandandanlianggezi,querangluyiruzhuibingjiao。

tayaoqudenvren,shiyigejiaosongwantingdexiangxiaguniang。

yuzhiduibi,luyi,yanchengzuiyouqian,zuiyoushidelujiaqianjin。

gubeiquta,dousuanshigaopan。

“niruobuqu,jiubiexiangkainideneishenmelvshishiwusuo!”

gushijituandongshizhang,guyansongyijuhuaduzhulegubeisuoyoutuilu。

dangshidegubei,yijingshiyanchenglvfaxixiaoyoumingqiderenwu。

suirangujiadejiayeyebuxiao,danxingaoqiaodegubei,zhishiyixinxiangzhepingjiezijideshili,zailvfaxizhantoulujiao,youyifandazuowei。

zhongjiu,gubeihaishiquleluyi!

tamendehunlixianchangxuanzaiyanchengzuiweihaohuadegeweijiudianjuxing,shitian,zuzujinxingleshitian!

lujiaweiyideqianjinchujia,dandanshipeijiajiushishigeyi,shengshizhihaoda,zhenhanzhenggeyancheng,jihuzhenggeyanchengderendoulaichiguotamendehunlijiuxi。

yuanbenyiweiqiangqianglianshou,langcainvmaodeliangrenjianghuigenhunliyiyang,chengjiuyanchengdeyiduanjiahua。

luyiyeshirucijuedede。

kehunhou,gubeiduitaxianrangengleng。

tamenjihuweiyinengshuoshanghuadejihui,jiushixianzai。

luyigengubeitilihundeshihou。

zheicibuchuyiwaidehua,gubeiyinggaiyehuishitongyangdehuida。

taitou,shensuiqiebingliangdemouzi,congluyishenshanglveguo,ranhougubeizhanleqilai。

“nijiuzheimexianglihun?”

“dangchuzheigehun,keshinishijingshouduanyaojiede。”

jiehunyilaihuazuiduodeyici。

gubeihaowuzhengzhaodeyibajiangluyizhuaiqi,ranhousaokaibangongzhuoshangsuoyouwujian。

jiandanercubaodedongzuo,jiuzaibangongzhuoshangjinxingzhe。

tabuaita,sannianlai,meiyouzhenzhengaiguoyifen,napayimiao。

zheiyichanghanchanglinlidehuosaiyundong,gengxiangshibatadangchengyizhongfaxiegongju,faxietaduitadebuman,faxietaduitadezenghen……

xiangdaozheixie,luyixindiyizhenbeiliang,yanjiaodeleishuirutongjuedileyiban。

“biebazijigaodezheimeshengjie,budoushinisuoxihuandema?”

tashixihuan,zhiyouzheizhongshihou,tacaihuizhenzhenqieqiedeganshoudao,gubeishitade,shitadezhangfu!

shuowanzheixiedeshihou,gubeiyijingyitouzhajinleyushi,xiangshipengleshenmebuganjingdedongxi。

bangongshishigubeiqinzishejide,qijugongzuo,heweiyiti。

xiwanzaochulaishi,yijingshiyigexiaoshihou,gubeiyijingshoushiganjing,zhenglihaozhezhuang,jiuxiangshenmeshiqingdoumeifashengguoyiyang。

luyiduanzuozainei,yilianxijidedingzheta,dengdaizhetadehuida。

danmoruchu,gubeiqingmiaoleyixialuozaizuoyishangdelihunxieyishu,bochunqingqi:“luyi,zheicirunisuoyuan,lihun,wotongyi!”

什么?!

ranerdenglaidehuida,quebutongyiwang。

tazheicijingtongyiletazhudongtichulaidelihunsuqiu。

“shoushihaonidedongxi,gunba!”

bujiluyifanyingdeyudi,jinjiezhegubeiyangyangsasadejiuzaixieyishushangqianshanglezijidedaming,suishoushuaizailuyilianshang,dishenghoudao。

yongwanjiureng,gubeidechangguicaozuo。

danzheici,mingxianrengdegengchedi。

lianluyizaitabangongshiduodaiyimiao,gubeidoujuedewuranletazheilidekongqi。

liangliangqiangqiang,langbeibukan……

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luyixiangbutong,gubeizheiciweishenmehuidayingdezheimegancuililuo。

yedui,sannianguoqu,gujiakaozhelujia,shengyizhengzhengrishang,jiuliantadepeijia,douquanbutaokong,yongzailegujiashengyishang。

qiezheixiedoushiluyizizuozishou,xinganqingyuande,zhiweitadezhangfunengduokantayiyan,zhaoguta,titieta。

napatuiyibu,xiangjingrubinyehao,ranermeiyou,daotoulai,shenmedoumeiyou……

rujindegujiayijingwanquankeyipidilujia,tazaitayanzhong,youshineigekaozhequanshi,bipotafuqin,rangtaquleta,jiguansuanjin,bizoutaxinaizhirendedaiduzhiren。

tayouzenhuijixurenqitunsheng,liutazaishenbian?

tuozheyishengpibeihuijiadeluyi,zhengqiaozhuangshangguyansong。

“ba,nizenmelaile?”

最后一声爸爸吧。

zheisannian,chulegubei,guyansongqueshiduitahaodemeihuashuo。

“nizenmehuishi?zenmeliansezheimecha?”

guyansongweizhouzhemeijiao,rangrenjiangluyifudaoshafashangzuoxia。

“nizhidaosongwantingcongguowaihuilailema?zheijitianniduopeizhexiaobei,shengxiadeshiqingjiaojiwolaichuli!”

laibujigengduodeguanqie,guyansongdichenzhesangyin,yansudedingzhudao。

tahaibuzhidao,luyigengubeiyijinggezaizailihunxieyishangqianshulemingzi。