guxiangyangdanrandemuguangzhizaiqinzhinuanshenshangsaoleyiyanbianzhongxinzhuanguoqu，jixuwanyao，zhunbeishangche。
wanquanmeiyouyaolihuiqinzhinuandeyisi。
xuroueryemeixiangdao，qinzhinuansuibianyizhi，haizhenjiuzhichuyigebisongchaohuagengyouxiudenanren，dunshixinlijidujile!
suirantaburenshizheigenanren，dandankanneiqichang，jiubisongchaohuagaochubaibei!
tazhengxiangzheyaozenmezaizheigenanrenmianqianbiandiqinzhinuanjiju，jiujianduifangjingranhaobulihuiqinzhinuandefanying，xinlibuyouyizhendeyi，mianshangrengnachurourouruoruodemoyang：“zhinuan，wozhidaonishixianggenchaohuazhiqi，kenishuohuangyeyaofuheshijiyidiana，zheiweixianshengshihao，keyebushininengrenshideya。”
suoyi，qinzhinuannenggoudedaodefanchouli，songchaohuahaishizuiyouxiude，neitahouzhelianpidangxiaosanyejiukeyilijiele。
qinzhinuanlengxiaoyisheng，kanxiangxurouer：“niyiweiwoshini，gouyinnanrenzhihuikaozhuangbailianneiyizhao?yejiunishenbianneitiaogouchinizheiyitao。”
shuowan，qinzhinuanjibushangqian，zaicilanzhuzhunbeiguanchemendeguxiangyang：“guxiansheng，dengyixia。”
yanjianqinzhinuanzulan，guxiangyangzhulijingkongdedengdayanjing，tabossyouduoyanemoshengrendejiejin，tabisheidouqingchu，zheinvrenjuranbupasideganlanbossdeche，zheishiyouduoxianmingzhang!
baokuozhouweirenshiguxiangyangdeweiguanzhongrendougenzhuliyigexiangfa，suoyourendouzaidengzhekanhaoxi，kanguxiangyangjiangqinzhinuantuikai。
ranerjiuzaixiayimiao，rangsongchaohuahesuoyourenjingdiaoxiabadefanzhuanlaile，buzhidaoqinzhinuangentashuoleshenme，guxiangyangjuranshenseruchangdexialeche，genzheqinzhinuanxiangrenqunzheibianlaile!
卧槽!
suoyourendoubuyouzizhuzaixindifachuzhenjingdeyiwen，tajuranzhennenggenguxiangyangdashangshan，zheinvrenzenmezuodaode?
“看到了?”
zhandaoxurouermianqian，qinzhinuanweiweitiaomei：“guxianshengshuo，tahengaoxingrenshiwo。”
suoyi，zhiyaowoxiangdangxiaosan，wonengrenshibisongchaohuayouxiubaibeidenanren，shizaibubizuodaotiezheimenankandeshiqing。
xurouermengranhuiguoshenlai，buganzhixindao：“zenmekeneng，nizheimechou，nayourenhuigaoxingrenshini!”
songchaohuagengshilianseyinchen，xiangshicuileduyibandemuguangkanxiangqinzhinuan!
zhenggehaichengsheibushixuejianlenaodaidouxianggengujia，genguxiangyangdashangqiao，zenmejiubeizheigejianrenzuodaole!
zheibianxurouerhesongchaohuabeiqinzhinuanzheiyishoujimengle，haimeijieshoudelezheigeshishishi，yidaoqinglengdesangyinbianchuanruerzhong：“qinxiaojieshuodemeicuo，wohengaoxingrenshita。”
shuowan，dandandemuguangsuiyidekanxiangsongchaohua，qizhongyunzangdelengyiquerangtahunshenyidou!
suoyourendoubuganxiangxinzijideerduo，gujiadetianzhijiaozi，haichengshideshangyejue，shuohengaoxingrenshiqinzhinuan?
neigetaijizhanglebanbianliandechounvren?
这是玄幻了吗?
这一定是假的!
jiuzaisuoyourendouziwocuimian，tamentingdaodeshihuanjueshi，guxiangyangzaicikaikou，queshiduizhesuoyouren：“nimenhaoxiangduiwopengyouyouxiewujie，woshenweitadepengyou，youbiyaobangtachengqingwuhui。”
shuowan，tazhuantoufenfuzhuli：“chaqingzhenxiang。”
“是，Boss!”
zhuligangcongchijingzhonghuiguoshenlai，youbeizheijuhuazaicichileyijing，tajiabossbudanxianchangrenpengyou，juranhaizhudongti“pengyou”jiewei!?
buguodaodishiguxiangyangdezhuli，chijingyebuguoshishunjiandeshiqing，henkuaibiantouruzhuangtai，kaishidiaocha。
erchuquezhengzaidiaochazhenxiangdezhuliwai，qiyusuoyourendoufangfobeianlezantingjianyiban，wanquanwangjifanying，youqishisongchaohuahexurouer。
zheijianshijitamendechongjilitaidale——
guxiangyangpotianhuangmeiyouganzoudashandemoshengren!
guxiangyangjuranpeiheqinzhinuandeshuofa!
guxiangyangjuranhaijiqinzhinuanchengyao!
那可是顾向阳啊!
qinzhinuanzheishishileshenmexieshu!
buguochuleweiguanzhongrenchijing，qishiqinzhinuanyeyouxieyihuo，talvedaibujiedekanxiangguxiangyang。
tazhishuorangtapeihetadeshuofa，meishuorangtabangtazhengmingshenfena。
songchaohuacishidelianseyijingbunengyongnankanlaixingrongle，pianpianguxiangyangtayoudezuibuqi，zhinengpeizhexiaolian，beiweitaohaodeshenchushoudashan：“gu、guzong，ninhao，woshisongshiyuledezongjinglisongchaohua，nengzaizheilijiandaoninzhenshiwoderongxing。”
ranersongchaohuazheimebeiweidezitai，quemeihuanlaiguxiangyangyigeyanshen，rangsongchaohuagangadelizaidangchang。
xurouershenzhiliantingdoumeitingguoguxiangyangdemingzi，jiansongchaohuajiangzitaibaidezheimedi，caiyishidaoguxiangyangshigedarenwu。
xinlijiduqinzhinuanneigechoubaguaijuranzheimehaoming，tongshiyouanzibaozhejiaoxing，juedeguxiangyangchabuchushenme。
zaimeimaohegouyinnanrenfangmian，tazirenbiqinzhinuanqiangbaibei，zheizhongnanrenqinzhinuandounengnaxia，meidaolitabuxing!
zheimexiangzhe，xurouerbianyouqiachuneifurouruozitai，kanxiangguxiangyang，ruanruandao：“guzong，chaohuayizhihenchongbainindejingyinglinian，zaojiuxiangrenshininle，jintianqiahaozaizheierqiaoyu，ninjiukanzaitazheiyipianzhenxindefenshang，yutajiaohuangelianxifangshikeyima?”
shuowan，gengshishuangmuhanqing，weiyaoxiachun，zuozulegouyinzitaidekanxiangguxiangyang。
tazhidao，tazheiyishouyuyuhaixiudemoyang，zuishinengjiqinanrendelianxi，daoshihoutajiukeyi……
ranerxiangxiangzhongdeyingyunbingmeiyouchuxian，guxiangyangjiuxiangshimeitingdaotadehuayiban，liangezhengyandoumeijita。
fandaoshizhouweikanrenaoderen，yourenrenbuzhuxiaochusheng，xiangkanshaziyiyangkanzheta。
zheizhenshigouyinnanrenshangyin，yiweiquantianxiananrendouneimefuqianni。
yebukankanzijishenmeshenfen，haiwangtugenrenjiagujiajichengrentaojinhu，zhangleduodadelian!
真是不自量力。
jiulianzhengzairenzhenzuodiaochadeguxiangyangzhulidourenbuzhuzaixinlifanlegedadadebaiyan，zheishishengxialainaozibeichileba，cainengtichuzheimechundetiyi。
zhouweitousheguolaidemuguang，yijiguxiangyangzhulineimingxiandoubaizailelianshangdebiyizhongyurangxuroueryishidao，zijisihubanleyijianchunshi。
tadunshilianseyibai，ganjinkanxiangsongchaohua，jiansongchaohuamingxianmiansebuyu，mangnachuneifuchuchukeliandebiaoqing，tiejinnanrenhuaili，haiweiweicengleceng，xiangyaoyongzijiderouruanqugouqitadebaohuyu。
songchaohuahaizhenjiuchizheiyitao，kanzhexurouerderouruomoyang，dunshixinruanle，shunshijiangrenloujinhuaili，gangyaoanwei，jiutingyizhizaidiaochadeguxiangyangzhulidao：
“boss，chaqingchule。”