jiangjiazhiwugeyidebieshuzuoweiduzhu！
cikechunanzheihua，rangsuoyourenjingdiaolexiaba。
jibianshiqinlulu，yerenbuzhukuangxi。
这家伙果然中套了！
“hao，zheikeshinishuode！”
“yigeyuehou，wojiudengzhekannimenliangkouzizenmechuchou！”
shengpachunanheqinyaroufanhui，qinlulujimangdayinglexialai。
zaitakanlai，zheichangdujuchunanshishudingle！
napakaozheqinyaroubangmang，yigeyuedeshijianxiangyaozhengyibaiyi，wuyishitianfangyetan。
当真是两个蠢货！
meixiangdaozheiyundingshanbieshu，tazheimeqingqingsongsongjiunengnadaoshou。
“haole，nimennianqingrendeshiwobucanyu！”
“buguojinrishijiayan，kebunengshangleheqi。”
jiuzaizheishi，yizhimobuzuoshengdeqinlaoyezizongsuanfahuale。
出乎众人意料。
yanzhengzhengdekanzhechunanjiangbieshudangzuoduzhu，laoyezijingranmeiyoubandianshengqideyangzi，fandaoshihenxiangxinta。
nanbucheng，zheikanshangquhaobuqiyandetubaozi，mofeizhenyoushenmelebudedeshouduan？
秦家众人心生疑惑。
tamenzenmeyexiangbuchu，chunanjiujingnengyoushenmebenshiyingxiazheichangduju。
酒过三巡。
宴席间的气氛正浓。
“yarou，xiaochujinwanjiuzhunidefangjian。”
“nimenliangkedezhuadianjin，zhengquzaoriranglaotouziwobaowaisun！”
chenzhejiuxing，qinlaoyezilazhechunanheqinyaroudeshoufenfudao。
“yeye，wohaimeiyouzhunbeihao……”
这么快就要同居？
qinyarouyishijianyouxieshouzuwucuo。
“laoyezi，nifangxinhaole！”
“womenbaozhengwanchengrenwu！”
chunanzhanlechulai，jilelaoyeziyigefangxindeyanshen，shunshihuajieleqinyaroudeganga。
“ni，nishuoshenmeni！”
tingdaochunanzheihua，qinyarouzaiyipangditouxiuhonglelian。
宴席结束后。
qinyaroubeibiwunaizhixia，zhidelingzhechunanhuilezijifangjianxiuxi。
suiranlaoyezijiangbanshanbieshujiletamen，danbijinghaimeiguohu，liangrenzhidezanshizhuzaiqinjia。
秦雅柔的闺房里。
zhuangshisuiranjiandan，dansizhoufenhongdeqiangzhiqueshichumailetadeshaonvxin。
“meixiangdao，womenlianggerenhainengzaijianmian！”
chunanjingzhizuodaoleshafashang，kanzheqinyarouxiaodao。
“jiranzanliangxianzaishihefafuqi，neizheibiqiandehaijini。”
shuozhe，chunanjingshitaochuleliangwankuaifangdaolezhuoshang。
yijianzheiliangwankuaiqian，qinyaroushuadeyixialiansefeihong。
zheibiqian，ziranjiushizaoshangtarengjichunandefengkoufei。
zhishimeixiangdao，zheishijiezheimexiao。
gengmeixiangdaodeshi，zijijingranhuijiajizheigenanren。
“你，你别误会！”
“gennijiehunshiyinweiwobuxiangrangyeyenanguo！”
qinyarouyouxiehuangzhangdejieshidao。
chunandaliangzheqinyarou，kaikoudiaoxiaodao：“zhishiyinweizheiyang？”
ganshoudaochunandeyanshen，qinyarouxintouyidun，youyubanshanghaishixuanzetanbai。
“当然不止如此！”
“wozhidaoyeyekanzhongni，suoyiwoxuyaozheizhuanghunshi！”
“yuqizuoyigesuishikeyibeixishengderen，daoburujiangmingyunzhangwozaizijishouzhong！”
shuodaozheilishi，qinyarouyanzhongtouchuyimojianjue。
zheiyidian，tabingbudasuanduichunanyinman！
“nibazheixiegaosuwo，nandaojiubuhaipawojujuezheizhuanghunshi？”
楚南轻笑出口。
tadangranzaojiukanchuleqinyaroudexinsi。
zhengyinweiruci，tafanergengxihuanqinyaroutanlvdexingge。
“suoyi，woweinizhunbeilezheige！”
qinyarounachuleyifenhetong，didaolechunandeshouzhong。
“womenkeyichengweiqiyuefuqi！”
“zaizheiqijian，wohuilvxingzuoqizideyiwu，ernizhixuyaobangzhuwozaiqinjiazhanwenjiaogen，shijiyidao，nisuishikeyixuanzelihun！”
“dangran，wohuizhifunisanbaiwandebaochou！”
kanzheshoulideqiyuehetong，chunanlianshangshenseguguai。
“neiwanyidaoshihounixihuanshangwole，gaizenmeban？”
“绝不可能！”
qinyaroulengzheliandingzhechunan，fangfoyouhuidaoleneifubingshanmeirendemoyang。
“好，我答应你！”
楚南没有半点犹豫。
shuohuajian，bianzaihetongshangxiexialezijidemingzi。
“你真答应了？”
qinyaroudengdayishuangmeimu，manshiyiwai。
tayuanbenyiweichunanhuijujue，youhuozheshipingciyaoxiezijizuodiqijia。
wanwanmeixiangdao，chunanjuranzheimegancui！
shouqihetong，qinyarouqueshizhouzhemeitoutanlekouqi：
“gendajiedadudeshi，nibuyongdanxin，wohuijinquanlibangni！”
“daoshihoujiusuanshule，dabulebaneitaobieshujitahaole！”
yuanbenyigeyideduzhu，tayaoyaoyaxingxuhainengpingzijigongsideshengyibangyibangchunan。
ranerchunankuaxiayibaiyidehaikou，qinyarouyezhinengrenzai。
banshanbieshuxingxushibaobuzhule！
tasuiranbushitanmuxurongderen，danyixiangdaozheili，yerenbuzhuyouxiexintong。
“谁说咱们会输！”
“bujiushizhengyibaiyima，zheibingfeishenmenanshi！”
shafashang，chunanqiaozhetuiyilianyouxiandao。
“niyiweinishishei，chuanshengshoufuluotianyang？”
秦雅柔没好气道。
tataoyanchunanzheifumangmuzidadeyangzi，ruofeiruci，yebuzhiyukuakoubaiyiduzhu。
“luotianyang？”chunanjingzhixiaodao：“zheijiahuodangchuzailonghushanshangjiushigedazade，meixiangdaodouhunchengchuanshengshoufule。”
“不吹牛能死吗？”
qinyaroubailechunanyiyan。
yebuzhidaolaoyezishibushikanzouyanle，zheijiahuozenmekandoubuxianggehaoren。
叮铃铃！
jiuzaizheishi，qinyaroufangzaizhuoshangdeshoujihuranxianggebuting。
kandaolaidianhaoma，tadunshimeitouyizhou，yanzhongbuzijuedeluchuyisiyane。
“zenme，neigelinjiadashaoyoulaifannile？”
chunanpieleyiyanqinyarou。
guanyutabeianpaijiaqulinjiadeshi，xianranchunanyeyousuoerwenle。
“zheishiwodesishi，wohuichulihaode！”
qinyaroushuowan，jingzhiguaduanledianhua。
raner，meidengduojiudianhuayouyicixiangleqilai。
“让我来处理吧！”
“banglaopojiejuemafan，zheiyeshiwozuozhangfudeyiwu！”
chunanzhanqishenlai，weixiaozhekanxiangmianqianzhiren。
“谁是你老婆……”
qinyaroulianseyihong，meidengtafanyingguolai，shoujiyijingluodaolechunanshouzhong。
下一秒，电话接通。
“yarou，nizenmebujiewodianhua？nizhibuzhidaowohaoxiangni……”
“lintiangou，wolaopoyijingshuile！”
dianhuali，linzihaohuahaimeishuowan，douranshibeichunandaduan。
“什么？”
“chouxiaozi，nishishei？yaroudeshoujizenmehuizainishouli？”
啪！
meiyoufeihua，chunanzhijieguaduanledianhua，kanxiangqinyarou。
“配合一下！”
haimeidengqinyaroufanyingguolai，yizhidashouyiranlanguotadexianyao，mengdijiangtabaozailehuaili。
咔嚓！
chunanlouzheqinyaroupaileyizhangzhao！
suiji，zhaopianzhijiefasongdaolelinzihaodeshoujili。
zuowanzheiyiqie，chunanbianjianglinzihaodedianhuahaomazhijielahei。
“噗嗤！”
kandaochunandesuozuosuowei，qinyaroufeidanmeishengqi，fanershixiaochulesheng。
tahennanxiangxiang，linzihaozaikandaozheizhangzhaopianhoujiujinghuishishenmeyangzi！
beizheijiahuojiuchanzheimejiu。
chunanzheimezuoyesuanshititahenhendichulekoueqi。
“haibuganjinfangkaiwo！”
faxianchunanzhengzhigougoudedingzheziji，qinyarouhuiguoshenlai，zheicaifaxianliangrendezishiyouxieaimei，zheicaijimangzhengtuolechunandehuaibao。
“wozuotianzenmemeifaxian，wolaopobujinzhangdepiaoliang，xiaoqilaideshihougengshimisigeren！”
liezuiyixiao，chunantaishouwenlewenzhijiandefaxiangwei。
zheiyijudong，gengrangqinyarouyouxiuyounu。
“我警告你！”
“zanliangzhishiqiyuefuqi，biewanglezijishenmeshenfen！”
shuowan，qinyarouziguzidezoudaolechuangqian，zhizhebuyuanchudeshafadao：
“jinwanwoshuichuang，nijiwoshuishafa！”
kanzheqinyaroufanlianbifanshuhaikuai，chunanyezhidewunaidetanlekouqi。
“youbushimeishuiguo，hebini……”
“去死！”
xiayimiao，yigezhentoubianchaozhechunanfeikuaidizaleguolai。