第五章 讽刺

“buyuanjianwo。”binglengdeshengyinzhongbudaiwendu,danjunziranhaishitingchuzheishichentianyoudeshengyinlai,haodaiyejianguojici,zhibuguotadouhuijingjingdeduokai,bashijianhekongjianliujitamenxiaoliangkoubale。

“guye,nubizhishibeiguangxiancidaoyanjingle。”ziranroushengdehuiyingzhe,rengbutaitou。

tingyudiao,buxihuanzheigeanpaiderenbingfeizhiyoutayigea!tashixiaren,jiusuanbuganenyuxiaojie,yehuiyinweishenfenertuoxiede,neitayouweiheni?

“guye!?”chentianyoulenghengyisheng,suishoujiangxiparengdaoyipang。

xianzaihaizheimechenghuta,bujuedeshifengcima!dashoulazhetazoudaoxizhuoqian,jiangqizhongyibeijiujiaojileta,youjingziquguoyibeizhijiedehexiadu。

“neige……”zheisuanjiaobeijiuma?

“kuaihe。”dichendesangyinxianshizhetacikedebunai。

“shi。”nanadeyingzhe,junziranjiangbeizhongzhiwuyiyinerjin,ruoshinenghezuile,bianbuhuitongleba!zhouzhoumeitou,neihuoladeganjuelingtamuxuan。

“wokeyizailaiyibeima?”zenmeban,tahaoxianghenyouliangei!zuihaoshirangtahedaoyijuexinglai,duziliyijingyoulexiaowawa,tajiukeyiziyoule。

“xiexie!”jianchentianyoumoxu,ziranxiaozhejiangjiuhunadaoshenbian,zigudeheleqilai,danglianseyuejiadehongrunshi,yejiuwangjileshenbianhaiyouyigerenzaide。

wangzheneijingguozhuangdianderongyan,chentianyoufajuetashizhendehenhaokan,busijunziqiandeqiaoli,yebusimeiruifurendejiaomei,shineizhongkeyirangrenfangsongxinqingdemei。

yiwangdetadoushisumianshiren,yeshihenyuemude,dantademuguangdoushizaijunziqianshenshang,meiyouzhuyiguo,rujin……

tajijiangchengweitadenvrenle,neirudongdehongchun,weikudexiaorong,shandongdexingmouwuyibuxiyinzheta!

“xiaojie,weishenmeshiwo?”zirandishengdeqingnanzhe,queyechuanruletadeerzhong。yangtou,youganleyibei,yuanlaihejiukeyigengqingsongdejiangxinlihuashuochulaiei!“woshixiaojiederenei!zenmehaikeyizuoguyederenni!haoguai!”

dazhejiugede,weihuangdexiaonaodainulidechaochentianyoudefangxiangbijin,ziranhanhubuqingdexiaowen:“woshiyahuanei!keguyenishishaozhu,zenmebuqujujuexiaojiede‘meiyi’a!woyoubupiaoliang,youcusu,gaobuhaoyebuhuisheng,neiguyeyaowozuoshenmea!”nuanchuangma?bushiyoulemeiruifuren。

yubeidashangchentianyoudejingxiang,junziranjiangzhenggeshenzidouguazailetadeshenshang,tuzhedaiyoujiuweideqixi,zaidurangdao:“wojiaoniguye,haiyaozuonidenvren,shenmeguailuojima!”

buyudewangzhejiuzhuangyatoudandeziran,chentianyouhenxiangzhidaotashizhendezuile,haishiyouyilaishuozheixiede。

meiyouyinghezhetade‘zhudong’,yemeiyoujujue,zhiyintashijunziqianweitanidingdechuanzongjiedaibuerrenxuan!

kee!xiangdaozijilaizheizhishizuochuanzongjiedaidegongju,nuhuobianjiangtashaolegedichaotian!ertazijiqueshizuikui,ruofeitongniandeneichangyiwai,yejiubuhuiyoujintian。

“yigexiarensuoshengdehaizi,xuetongyebuhuigaoguide,suoyi……ge!guyeyinggaibuhuixianghewoshengxiaohaiba!”qiguai,tamingmingyoushuangshougudingzhetadelian,zenmehaihuizheimebuanfendeluandonga!haitadoufenbuqingnayigecaishiguyele。

bumandejiadalelidu,junziranzhengsededao:“woshihenrenzhendezaijianghua,guyenibuyaozaiyaotoule,haobuhao!wodetoudoubeinihuangdalela!”

coujinlelian,junziranhehedeshaxiaozhe,zheimejin,kantahaizenmehuang。

“haishikanbuqingei!”dinanzhe,shuaishuaizijiyouxieyunxuandetou,bijianwuyidepengshangletade。daizhejiuweideqixipuzailechentianyoulianshang,lianjiemaodezhandoudouxiangshizaiweitashanfengdeyumaoshan。

zixiyikan,chentianyouzheicaifaxianjunzirantitoudejifu,bushujimeiruifuren,gengbizhijunziqianduolejifendejiankangzhise。