第一章:恶婆娘遇见小屁孩

youshenhunandefeiqigongchangzhong,lufeiyubushidizhoulezhoumei,nulizhengkaiyanjing。

quekandaozijitongfuyimudemeimeilutingting,shenchuanchunbaideduanqun,daizheyiqunnanrenzhanzaizijimianqian。

jianlufeiyuxingle,lutingtingxianglaichunqingwugudelianshang,luchudeyidexiaorong:“jiejie,nizhongyuxingle?”

lufeiyumeiyoulihuita,zhenglezhengshou,xiangyaozhanqilai,quefaxianzijideshuangshoubeizaihoumianbeishengzibangzhule。

jianlufeiyuzhengtuobuledeyangzi,lutingtingdexiaoronggengjiafangsile:“jiejie,meixiangdaonijiushiwangshangzhumingdezuojiafeiyu,tingshuozuijinhaihuodelewenyingjiang,zuoweimeimeidewo,zhenshiyaogongxinia,buguokexie……”

tacaizhegaogenxie,bulvhuanmandezoudaolufeiyudemianqian,shenshouqianzhulufeiyudexiahe:“nidezheixiedongxidouhuibianchengwodee。”

lufeiyuzhoulezhoumei,queyijiubaochizhelengjing,fanwen:“nifenglema?”

lutingtingshuodemeicuo,wangshangneigelingyizuojiafeiyuqueshishitademajia,zuijinhaihuodewentanzhumingdewenyingjiang,banjiangdianlijiushizaijintianjubande,yuanbenzheizhongsuoweidejiangxiang,tashibuxieyigude,gengbuxiangpuguangzijiranggongzhongzhidaofeiyusidixiadezhenshishenfen,danshizheigewenyingjiang,shitamuqinshengqianfeichangkanzhongqiexiangdedaode。

weilewanchengmuqindexinyuan,tadayingchuxilingjiang,quemeixiangdaolutingtingjurandiaochachuletajiushizuojiafeiyudeshi,haijiekouchengzailaozhailifaxiantamuqinshengqiandegaojian,piantachulai,zaitadejiulixiayao,jiangtabanglaizheili。

xiangqiwangshangneixierenduilufeiyudezhuipeng,lutingtingdeshenqingbugan,lvexianzhengning:“zheidouyaoguainitaididiaole,chulechubanshejigezhuyaodefuzeren,genbenmeiyourenzhidaofeiyudezhenshishenfenjiujingshishei,nishuo,ruguonifashengyiwaisizaizheili,erchuxishenghuilingquwenyingjiangderenshiwo,bierenhuizenmexiang,huibuhuihuaiyiwo?”

budenglufeiyuhuida,tayoujiezheshuo:“buhui,bijingsuoyourendouzhidao,womashizhumingdexuanyizuojiazhangrongfang,zhiyaowozhanlechulai,dajiadouhuikuawoyoucai,jichenglewomadezhiyuan,suoyoudezhangshenghezanmeidoushiwomende,erni,jiuhuixiangnineigesiguimayiyang,xieshuxiedaofafeng,zuihousuoyoudezuopindoubeishushangwomademingzi。”

shuozhe,tayougouchunluchumanyidexiaorong:“wanglegaosuni,wozuijinzaigengushijituandeguxianshengxiangqin,zhengxuyaowenyingjiangjizijidujinni,zhenshixiexienie,zheimepinmingweiwoxieshu,tiwopulu,dengwochenggongjiajingujia,yidingbuhuiwangjijiejieweiwozuodeyiqie,dengnishitibeirenfaxiandeshihou,wohuimianqiangweinikuliangshengde。”

lufeiyudemuqinxiaohongyueshizhumingdexuanyizuojia,erlutingtingdemuqinzhangrongfang,chushenpinku,daxuebiyehou,jiuzaixiaohongyuedegongzuoshigongzuo,danrenzhulidezhiwei,quemeixiangdaozhangrongfangjurangenlufeiyudefuqinchugui,liangrenjiangxiaohongyuezhemozhisi,haiduiwaixuanchengxiaohongyueyiqianxiedesuoyouzuopin,qishidoushizhangrongfangdaibide。

jiuzheiyang,lufeiyudemuqinshenbaiminglie,chengweiwentanjiedechiru,jibiansiquduonian,yebeirenrumabuting,erzhangrongfangni?bazhetamuqinyiqiandezuopin,yiyuechengweidegaowangzhongdedazuojia,daizhelutingtingdengtangrushi。

yizhangrongfangrujinzaiwentanjiedediwei,yijilujiadejiashibeijing,lufeiyusihaobuhuaiyi,zhiyaotamenxiangchubansheshiya,chubanshekendingbugandezuitamen,gujixianzaiyijingdayingchumaita,peihechaozuolutingtingleba。

lufeiyudididiqingxiaoleyisheng,taiqiyanmou:“nimenzheiduimunv,haizhenshi**daolingrenfazhi。”

lutingtingdeliansechenyuqilai,fazhehendiyaoyashuo:“zhiyaonisile,nidesuoyouchengjiuherongyudoushiwode,wonengshunlijiajingujia,jiushigujiadeshaonainai,buguanwoduinizuoleshenme,doumeirenganzhanchulaijiechuan。”

“哦,对了……”

lutingtingtingdunyixia,zhanzhishenti,jugaolinxiadixuanyaoshuo:“shihuagaosuniba,qishidangniannineigesima,jiushiwomahaiside,tayuanbenmeiyouyiyuzhengde,quebeiwomahuohuozhemofengle,nishuohaoxiaobuhaoxiao?tadagaidaosidoubuzhidao,zijichideyaoyouwentiba?zuikexiaodeshi,xianzaiwaimianderendouhaiyiweitaweizuizisha。”

tingdaozheixie,lufeiyudeyanshenbiandeyinhenqilai,yishunjian,youzhongxiangsharendechongdong。

“shengqile?fanule?wojiuxihuankannitaoyanwo,younawowukenaihedeyangzi。”

lutingtingxiangshixuanyaochengguoside,zailufeiyudemianqianlaihuiduobu:“nisihou,wogaibugaijinibianduanxinwen,jiejienibeinanrenwannongpaoqile,duifanghaishigeyoufuzhifu,niqueganyuanjirenzuoxiaosan,jieguobazijibifeng,yishixiangbukaicaiyaozishade,fanzhengnineigesiguimayeyoufengbing,waimianderenkendingxiangxinjiejienibeiyichuanle。”

lutingtingzuitaoyandejiushilufeiyuzongshijugaolinxia,lengjingmorandeyangzi,jitadeganjue,haoxiangzijibuguanzenmenuli,douyaobitadiyitouside,tajiushiyaobalufeiyucaizailannili,kantashengqifafengxiesidili。

kexi,tayiweilufeiyuhuidachaodanao,falefengsidegentapinming,lufeiyuqueshizhongbaochizhelengjing。

pianke,lufeiyucaiqiaoqichunjiaochaofeng:“dangxiaosangouyinnanrenshangwei,zheimelansudegushi,niyenengxiangdechulai?yequeshishixiangnicainengxiangchulaidegushi,bijingyanchuanshenjiao,youzhangrongfangjinizuobangyang,neixiegouyinnanrendangxiaosandezhaoshu,nikendingyexueguobushaoba?yuqimaochongwodanglingyizuojia,buruchushuxieruhezuohulijingba。”

“你……”

lutingtingbeiqidemianmuzhengning,zhinengkanxiangpangbiandebaobiaonuhou:“nimenhailengzhezuoshenme,jiwofanghuoshaosita!”

jiuzaizheishi,quetingdaochangfangwaimiantuwudichuanlaixiaohaizikuqideshengyin。

lufeiyuhelutingtingxunzhekushengkanguoqu,quejianyigesiwusuidehaizizhanzaimenkou,kanzhetamenhaipadeku。

lutingtingshunjianhedeliansecanbai,zheilizenmehuiyougehaizi?tagangcaiquandoutingdaokandaoleba!

lufeiyulenghengyisheng,chaofengshuo:“zheishibushijiujiaozuoruoyaorenbuzhichufeijimowei?”

lutingtingmianduizheneigehaizi,liansezhengningkebu,pianke,lishengfenfu:“qu,bazheigehaiziyezhuajinlai!”