第5章 碰瓷王

“ng。”gucibuzaidouta,shenshidichaotashenchuyizhishou:“nanchengdepaimaihui,haiyoumeiyouxingqu?”

这才是人模人样的!

shuyanlingfufeileyiju,youyupianke。

jingchengziranyeshishoudaoleyaoqinghande,taqueshiyouzheigedasuan,quemeizuohaogentayiqiqudezhunbei。

dagaishichajuedaoletadeqingxu,guciyouyiwuyidikaikou:“daluoshuigouyouqu,zhanyishenxingwei,queshidebuchangshile。”

yishujianeiqunrendedexing,yaoshizhenzhidaoletadeshenfen,buyaolianmiandichanshanglai,bunengzhenrangtashoushenmeshang。

真怪恶心的!

kuangqie,xianzaihaibushishihou。

shuyanlingruoyousuosi,quehaiyaoaojiaodichaotayitaixiaba,guzuoxianqi:“kanzainitediganguolaidefenshang。”

zuishangyingqi,jiaoqueshiyijingchaowaizoule。

guciwangzhetadebeiying,yizhishoudizhezuijiao,dichendixiaoleyisheng,kuaibugenshangqu。

zaijingchenglangfeilexieshijian,dengliangrendaoshi,paimaiyijingkaishile。

suiranchidao,danerrendeshenfenbaizhe,ziranshiwurenganlan。

shizhegonggongjingjingdiyinzhetamenwangercengzhongxinbaoxiangjiuzuo,beishangdianxinchashui,youdishangyifenpaimaipinjieshaoce,caiguanshangmenlikai。

“jintiandedongxiyoudianyisi。”shuyanlingfanlefancezi,haobuyiwaidizhaodaonanjiaodedipi,muguangyouluozaiyiduihudiexiongzhenshang,minminchun,weiweishishen。

gucizhuyidaotadeyiyang,shunzhetademuguangkanqu,yezhenglezheng,zhigougoudidingzhetadebiaoqing,yanzhongdaizhejifenyinmideqidai。

tadexiaoguniang,bugaoerbiezheimeduonian,haihuijideneishideyuedingma?

shuyanlingzhishicongxinzhongyongqijifenshuxiyuxiai,renbuzhuduokanleliangyan,jiushouhuilemuguang,fandaolexiayiye。

gucixinyichen,youshendemoulishanguoyisishiwang,youlijigouqichun:“xihuan?”

“ng?”shuyanlingmeifanyingguolai,xiayishiwangxiangta。

顾词却不说话了。

errenmianqiandepingmulishipaimaitaidegaoqingzhibohuamian,cishishangyijianshangpinluochuidingyin,jigebaobiaohuzheyigebolijushangtai,litouzhanshidezhengshineiduihudiexiongzhen。

“zheishishangshijimo,molidashiqinshoudazaodelanshuijingfengdiexiongzhen,shibguogongjuefurendezangpin……”paimaishikouruoxuanhe,yitongzhangpiandalundejieshaohou,caijinrulezhengti:“qipaijia,liangbaiwan。”

zaichangbufaguifuxiaojie,yeyouxiangmaihuiquhongfurennverdefushang,gaoangdeqipaijiabingmeiyouzudangzhutamen,yishijianjingjiashengciqibifu。

“yiqianwan。”zuihoushierlouyoucebaoxiangchudejiage。

zheigejiage,yuzangpinbenshenxiangbiyijingsuangaole。

buguotanandekandaogeheyanyuandedongxi。

shuyanlingmeiyouyouyu,zhengyaochujia,dongzuoquebeigucijiehu。

“liangqianwan。”gucizhijiezaijichushangfanleyibei。

zheigeyizhiqianjindejiashirangquanchangyiji,paimaishixishangmeishao,haowuzhengyidesanchuiguohou,jiuyourenjiangxiongzhensongdaolebaoxiangnei。

“wozijinengpai。”shuyanlingwangzheta,zuijiaoquerenbuzhugouqi,xiangzhitoulexingdexiaohuli,“nicoushenmerenao?”

“pinli。”gucigouchun,yanzhongshanguoxiaoyi,yuqiqingsong。

“zheikebugou。”shuyanlinglengleleng,dunshimiqiyan,guyiweinanta,“liangqianwan,gushaojiuxiangquwo?”

guangjingchengdeshizhi,jiushizheigeshuzidebaibeibuzhile。

“shishaoledian。”gucitiaomei,zhijiezaizhuomianshangqiaoleqiao,shiyitakanxianglouxia,“suoyi,haiyou。”

“haiyou?”shuyanlingyouxiebujie,shunzhetademuguangkanqu。

hudiexiongzhenhoujiushiyazhoudenanjiaodipi,errentanhuazheihuier,paimaiyijingjinrulebairehua,jigegongsidedailirenjiaozhezhejupai。

“十亿。”

gushijupaihou,quanchangdouchenjilebanshang。

zheigejiagesuanbushanggao,dansheidouzhidaogucixinggebaoli,shifenjichou,weileyikuaidi,beigushijihenshang,shizaibuzhi。

paimaishixinliyeyoushu,suiranyouxietanwan,danhaishiqiaoxialediyichui:“shiyiyici。”

“十亿两次——”

“十亿一千万。”

yigelveweishayadeshengyinxiangqi,shuyanlingyouxieyayi,zhazhayan,kanxiangguci。

是舒远道。

kanlaitadedajihaishirangzheiweishujiajiazhuhuanglea,jingranzhenganzaiqingkuangbumingdeqingkuangxiagengujiajingzheng。

yutayoutongyangxiangfaderenbuzaishaoshu,huichangzhongxianranzaodongleqilai,shuyuandaozuozaigezhongyiyangdeyanshenzhizhong,lianshangquedaizhemanmandequexinyuzhizaibide。

raner,gujiadedailirenqueshiguaiyiditingxialejupaidedongzuo,chenmolexiaqu。

这是唱的哪一出?

shuyanlingkanzhegucimantiaosilihechadedongzuo,toushangmaochuyigewenhao,renbuzhukaikou:“shiyiyiqianwan,yuanbudaodijia。”

“queshi。”gucizuijiaogouqiyigehudu,bachujiaqidijileshuyanling,yiweishenzhang,“jibuji,nishuolesuan。”

她说了算?

“nizaizheieryanfenghuoxizhuhou?”shuyanlingzhigougoudekanxiangta。

takebudasuantishujiachengzheigeqing,toutoupieleyiyangucidebiaoqing,haobuyouyudijialejia:“shiwuyi。”

zheishiyigexinhao,shuyuandaodeliansedunshijiucanbailexiaqu。

tabuganzhixinditaiqitou,zhijieduishangshuyanlingdaizheliangyideyanshen。

zheiyichangpaimai,haowuyiwenyigushipaixiananjiaodipigaozhong。

shuyanlingbaxiongzhennazaishouzhongbawan,yibianzhunbeihuijingcheng,caichubaoxiang,jiubeiyigeshengyinhezhu。

“站住!”

shuyuandaonuhuozhongshao,yishuangyanlichongchizhefennu,henshengzhiwen:“sheirangnijiajiade?”

“linger,nibijingshishujiaren!”wangshujiaoyeweichibuzhubiaomiandexianhuiwenroule,yizhanglianjihuniuqu。

shuyanlingguaiyidipieletamenyiyan,waizhetou,guzuoyihuo:“zheishipaimaihuiba?”

jiagaozhede,tianjingdiyi。zenmehaiyoupaibuqiguaibierendeshuofa?

“gujiayijingyaorangle!”

shuyuandaoxiangdaonanjiaodipinengdailaideliyi,xinzhongjiushiyizhendixue,zhizhetadeshoudouzaifadou,“nizheigebuxiaodedongxi!xianzaijiuqugengucishuo,wobuguanniyongshenmebanfa,doudebadipijiwonahuilai!”

shuyanlingbeitazheilizhiqizhuangdemoyangwuyuleyishun,fanlegebaiyan,guyiqita:“zheimeguofena,neizenmeban,nibaojingba。”

“shuyanling!”wangshujiaokezhibuzhu,shangqianlailata。

shuyanlingzhouqimeitou,xiayishiwanghouyitui,jiujiantafangfobeiyigulidaotuilechuqu,diezaidishang,zhizhetakuqilai。

“linger!nizenmebianchengzheiyangle,haixuehuigenwodongshoule——”

sanchangdebinketingjiandongjing,douyuanyuanweiguan,zirankanbujianxijie,tingfengshiyu,cishiqieqiesiyuqingxidiluorushuyanlingerzhong。

“jiachuqudenverguoranshipochuqudeshui,genjialiqiangdipiyejiusuanle,zenmelianjibendexiaodaoyediule。”

碰瓷?

shuyanlingdengyuanleyan,xianxieqixiaole。