“liyisheng,womeitiandouxiangjiangliziji!”
“yitiansanci,wodeshentiyuelaiyuebuxingle,wohaoxiangjiediaoa!”
yigehuanzheshushuozhezijidexinliwenti,mianqiandeliyishenggewainianqing,shiyiweishenchuanbaipaodeshaonian。
shaonianshuangshoujiaocha,mianduihuanzhedewentilianshangmeiyouqingsedechensi,ershishifenlaoliandeweiweixiaodao!
“yitiansanci,nigezheiyangshengle?”
“???”
“yaneliaofa,zhidaoma?”
“a?shenmeshiyaneliaofa!”
“jiushibanixiangyaojiediaodedongxiheniyanededongxijiehezaiyiqi,congerdadaojiediaodemude!”
“shenyia,wozhidaogaizenmezuole!”
huanzhekaixindechongchudamen,duitabilegezan!
liyishengduiyuhuanzhedezanshangbingbujiaoao,sihuxiyiweichang!
对身旁的助理问道。
“tayanedeshishenme?”
“tazuitaoyanshangban...”
liyishengweiweilengleleng,suihouhuifuleshense。
“meiguanxi,tazheixiayidinghuiyaodaobingchude!”
zhuliyangmudediandiantou,youxieweinandekaikoudao。
“qishi,woyexiangqingjiaoliyishengguanyujianglizijizheigewenti。”
“你也...”
“bushiwo,shiwohaizi,tayijingzhangda,wojuedeshishihouhetataoluntaolunjianglizijidezheigewentile!”
“nixiangzenmehetashuo?”
“haizi,zheishiyizhonghenzhengchangdexingweimeibiyaoweicinanweiqing!”
“ng,zheishuofahendui,haiyouma?”
“wohaixianggaosuta,xiacijinwofangjian,yidingyaoxianqiaomen!”
“hezhetemeshinizaijianglizijia!”
liyishengmengrankanxiangzhuli,zheiduima?
“jintianhaiyouhuanzhema?”
“有的!”
“好,下一位!”
yiweixizhuangbitingdezhongniannanrenzourufangjian,zuolexialai。
jianqimeiyoulimakaikou,liyishengkaikoudao。
“nihao,woshizheilidexinliyishengliyun,nikeyijiaowoliyisheng。”
“woxiangnilaizheili,yinggaishixinlichuleyixiewenti!”
“nifangxin,youwentiwotinizhi,meiwentiwobangnichuangzaowenti!”
中年男人:???
“liyisheng,woyouyanzhongdehuanxiangzheng,ninengzhihaowoma?”
tahuayuzhibai,shuangyanzhizhidingzheliyun,bingmeiyouyisiweiju。
genghaoxiangshizaiyongyanshenheliyunjinxingzheyizhongduikang!
“shuoshuoba,nichanshengguoshenmeyangdehuanjue。”
“biruxianzai,woyanlideni,meiyouchuankuzi!”
“neibushihuanjue,bujinshiwo,tayemeichuan!”
zhulilakaibaisedagua,luchuliangtiaodamaotui!
“jingbujingxi,yibuyiwai!heiheihei!”
男人的拳头硬了硬。
“chulezheige,haiyouma?”
“wozuotianhaoxiangjianguoni,zaiwojiali,zhihouwowenwoqizi,tashuotashenmeyemeikanjian,yishengnishuowozheishijianguilema?”
nanrenshuangshouchengzhezhuozi,zhanleqilai。
neimoyangjiurutongshoulieyiban,dingzheliyun。
“ke,yexushinisaozipianleni...”
“你说什么!”
助理一把拦住男人!
“lengjing,zheiweihuanzhe,qingnilengjing!”
“biezhiyiliyishengzhuanyedepanduan!”
nanrenbeizhulituozhe,baonudezhizheliyun!
“liyunnigewangbadan,nihewolaopodaodizenmehuishi!”
liyunshenchushuangshoutanletan!
“huanxiangzhengzheibujiuzhihaole?”
...yimianshuangmianjingdehoufang,youliangrenzhengguanchazhefangjiandeyijuyidong。
“wohaicongweijianfuyuanzhangrucishengqiguo,zheiliyunhaizhenshilipu!”
“kanlaicongjintiankaishitadeyaoliangyaojiabeile!”
“院长,您说呢?”
yuanzhangtuiletuiyanjing,baidaguashangxiezhejigedazi。
「江州市精神病院」
“nengbafuyuanzhangqideyuandiqitiao,wokanzheiliyundaoshikeyichuyuanle!”
“啊?出院?”
shenpangjiluxinxidexiaohushiyilianjingya!
“zheibushifangtachuquhuohaishehuima!”
“zongbihuohaizanmenjingshenbingyuanqianga...”
“yuanzhangnindidigugushuoshenmeni?”
“咳咳,没什么。”
yuanzhangditoukanlekanliyundeziliao。
liyunruyuanyijingsangeyue,dangshidiyiyanjianzhetahaiqiguai,zheishaoniannianjiqingqingzenmejiudianlea!
zhudongpaodaobingyuanlai,shuozijinaozibuhao,zhudongruyuan!
haijingxinzhunbeileyifengerenjianliheruyuanbaogao!
dangchangjiubayuanzigaobuhuile,zheimeduonian,najianguoqiuzhiyiyangzhudongyaoqiuruyuanderena!
neishihouyuanzhangquedingyidingshifenkending!
这人脑子真有病啊!
手中大章一盖!
入院!
congneitianhou,tabiandaizheshenpangdexiaohushiyitongguanchaliyundeqingkuang!
liyunheqitabingrenbuyiyang,buchaobunao,zuoxiguilv,chifanbutiaoshi,shuijuebudahu!
weiyidebingzhengjiushi,zongshihuanxiangzijishixinliyisheng,zhuazheyuanlidebingrenkanbing!
yuanlidebingrenbeizhetengleyiquan,jiugaichengleyisheng!
zheixiahaole,daofuyuanzhangle!
zaizheiyangzhetengxiaqu,mingtianbujiudaotayuanzhangle?
yuanzhangcikeyouxiemantoudahan!
daobushipaliyunhuyanluanyu,ershizheixiaozixiemena!
他看人真准!
zheishidaosheixinlibubiantaia!
ke,sheimeidianxiaojiujiua!
kezheiliyun,jiushinengzairenbujingyijianwachulaizheixiedongxi!
qianxierizi,yuanlideyigezhurenbuxinxie,kanzhekanzheyebuzhidaozenmejiuzibaozijitanwu,qianguizexiashu!
dangjijiubeiyuanzidaizhu,songqulexiangguanbumen!
yigeyishengzaijiazongjuedejialiyou“gui”,liyunrangtahuijiaqiaoqiao!
zheiyiqiaohaizhenfaxianleqizichugui...zheibu,fuyuanzhangbuxinxie,zigaofenyong,buyezaineiwunengkuangnu!
yuanzhangdaizhexiaohushizouchuguanchashi,laidaoliyunmianqian!
“liyun,jingguowomenzheiduanshijiandeguancha,nideshenjingshifenjingshen!”
“chuyuan,lijichuyuan!”
yuanzhanghuayuguoduan,neishiyifenzhongyouyudoubudaiyoude!
liyunyouxiegankaibushedekanlekansizhou,wubizhenqiedewendao!
“yihou,wohainenghuilaima?”
“滚!”
yuanzhangyishenglingxia,baoanlianrendaixinglidejiangliyundiuchulejingshenbingyuan!
“nayourenchuqulehaixianghuilai,zheibushenjingbingma!”
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