第1章

“liyisheng,womeitiandouxiangjiangliziji!”

“yitiansanci,wodeshentiyuelaiyuebuxingle,wohaoxiangjiediaoa!”

yigehuanzheshushuozhezijidexinliwenti,mianqiandeliyishenggewainianqing,shiyiweishenchuanbaipaodeshaonian。

shaonianshuangshoujiaocha,mianduihuanzhedewentilianshangmeiyouqingsedechensi,ershishifenlaoliandeweiweixiaodao!

“yitiansanci,nigezheiyangshengle?”

“???”

“yaneliaofa,zhidaoma?”

“a?shenmeshiyaneliaofa!”

“jiushibanixiangyaojiediaodedongxiheniyanededongxijiehezaiyiqi,congerdadaojiediaodemude!”

“shenyia,wozhidaogaizenmezuole!”

huanzhekaixindechongchudamen,duitabilegezan!

liyishengduiyuhuanzhedezanshangbingbujiaoao,sihuxiyiweichang!

对身旁的助理问道。

“tayanedeshishenme?”

“tazuitaoyanshangban...”

liyishengweiweilengleleng,suihouhuifuleshense。

“meiguanxi,tazheixiayidinghuiyaodaobingchude!”

zhuliyangmudediandiantou,youxieweinandekaikoudao。

“qishi,woyexiangqingjiaoliyishengguanyujianglizijizheigewenti。”

“你也...”

“bushiwo,shiwohaizi,tayijingzhangda,wojuedeshishihouhetataoluntaolunjianglizijidezheigewentile!”

“nixiangzenmehetashuo?”

“haizi,zheishiyizhonghenzhengchangdexingweimeibiyaoweicinanweiqing!”

“ng,zheishuofahendui,haiyouma?”

“wohaixianggaosuta,xiacijinwofangjian,yidingyaoxianqiaomen!”

“hezhetemeshinizaijianglizijia!”

liyishengmengrankanxiangzhuli,zheiduima?

“jintianhaiyouhuanzhema?”

“有的!”

“好,下一位!”

yiweixizhuangbitingdezhongniannanrenzourufangjian,zuolexialai。

jianqimeiyoulimakaikou,liyishengkaikoudao。

“nihao,woshizheilidexinliyishengliyun,nikeyijiaowoliyisheng。”

“woxiangnilaizheili,yinggaishixinlichuleyixiewenti!”

“nifangxin,youwentiwotinizhi,meiwentiwobangnichuangzaowenti!”

中年男人:???

“liyisheng,woyouyanzhongdehuanxiangzheng,ninengzhihaowoma?”

tahuayuzhibai,shuangyanzhizhidingzheliyun,bingmeiyouyisiweiju。

genghaoxiangshizaiyongyanshenheliyunjinxingzheyizhongduikang!

“shuoshuoba,nichanshengguoshenmeyangdehuanjue。”

“biruxianzai,woyanlideni,meiyouchuankuzi!”

“neibushihuanjue,bujinshiwo,tayemeichuan!”

zhulilakaibaisedagua,luchuliangtiaodamaotui!

“jingbujingxi,yibuyiwai!heiheihei!”

男人的拳头硬了硬。

“chulezheige,haiyouma?”

“wozuotianhaoxiangjianguoni,zaiwojiali,zhihouwowenwoqizi,tashuotashenmeyemeikanjian,yishengnishuowozheishijianguilema?”

nanrenshuangshouchengzhezhuozi,zhanleqilai。

neimoyangjiurutongshoulieyiban,dingzheliyun。

“ke,yexushinisaozipianleni...”

“你说什么!”

助理一把拦住男人!

“lengjing,zheiweihuanzhe,qingnilengjing!”

“biezhiyiliyishengzhuanyedepanduan!”

nanrenbeizhulituozhe,baonudezhizheliyun!

“liyunnigewangbadan,nihewolaopodaodizenmehuishi!”

liyunshenchushuangshoutanletan!

“huanxiangzhengzheibujiuzhihaole?”

...yimianshuangmianjingdehoufang,youliangrenzhengguanchazhefangjiandeyijuyidong。

“wohaicongweijianfuyuanzhangrucishengqiguo,zheiliyunhaizhenshilipu!”

“kanlaicongjintiankaishitadeyaoliangyaojiabeile!”

“院长,您说呢?”

yuanzhangtuiletuiyanjing,baidaguashangxiezhejigedazi。

「江州市精神病院」

“nengbafuyuanzhangqideyuandiqitiao,wokanzheiliyundaoshikeyichuyuanle!”

“啊?出院?”

shenpangjiluxinxidexiaohushiyilianjingya!

“zheibushifangtachuquhuohaishehuima!”

“zongbihuohaizanmenjingshenbingyuanqianga...”

“yuanzhangnindidigugushuoshenmeni?”

“咳咳,没什么。”

yuanzhangditoukanlekanliyundeziliao。

liyunruyuanyijingsangeyue,dangshidiyiyanjianzhetahaiqiguai,zheishaoniannianjiqingqingzenmejiudianlea!

zhudongpaodaobingyuanlai,shuozijinaozibuhao,zhudongruyuan!

haijingxinzhunbeileyifengerenjianliheruyuanbaogao!

dangchangjiubayuanzigaobuhuile,zheimeduonian,najianguoqiuzhiyiyangzhudongyaoqiuruyuanderena!

neishihouyuanzhangquedingyidingshifenkending!

这人脑子真有病啊!

手中大章一盖!

入院!

congneitianhou,tabiandaizheshenpangdexiaohushiyitongguanchaliyundeqingkuang!

liyunheqitabingrenbuyiyang,buchaobunao,zuoxiguilv,chifanbutiaoshi,shuijuebudahu!

weiyidebingzhengjiushi,zongshihuanxiangzijishixinliyisheng,zhuazheyuanlidebingrenkanbing!

yuanlidebingrenbeizhetengleyiquan,jiugaichengleyisheng!

zheixiahaole,daofuyuanzhangle!

zaizheiyangzhetengxiaqu,mingtianbujiudaotayuanzhangle?

yuanzhangcikeyouxiemantoudahan!

daobushipaliyunhuyanluanyu,ershizheixiaozixiemena!

他看人真准!

zheishidaosheixinlibubiantaia!

ke,sheimeidianxiaojiujiua!

kezheiliyun,jiushinengzairenbujingyijianwachulaizheixiedongxi!

qianxierizi,yuanlideyigezhurenbuxinxie,kanzhekanzheyebuzhidaozenmejiuzibaozijitanwu,qianguizexiashu!

dangjijiubeiyuanzidaizhu,songqulexiangguanbumen!

yigeyishengzaijiazongjuedejialiyou“gui”,liyunrangtahuijiaqiaoqiao!

zheiyiqiaohaizhenfaxianleqizichugui...zheibu,fuyuanzhangbuxinxie,zigaofenyong,buyezaineiwunengkuangnu!

yuanzhangdaizhexiaohushizouchuguanchashi,laidaoliyunmianqian!

“liyun,jingguowomenzheiduanshijiandeguancha,nideshenjingshifenjingshen!”

“chuyuan,lijichuyuan!”

yuanzhanghuayuguoduan,neishiyifenzhongyouyudoubudaiyoude!

liyunyouxiegankaibushedekanlekansizhou,wubizhenqiedewendao!

“yihou,wohainenghuilaima?”

“滚!”

yuanzhangyishenglingxia,baoanlianrendaixinglidejiangliyundiuchulejingshenbingyuan!

“nayourenchuqulehaixianghuilai,zheibushenjingbingma!”

“还不快滚!”

liyunzezezui,busheguibushe,yihanquemeiyou!

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...「全职系统」

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「职业值:500」

「“xinliyisheng”zhiyedengjishengjizhidashiji,jiesuoxinjineng“xinling”!」

...「心理医生」

「职业等级:大师」

「tianfujineng:qinheli+30%,gengrongyirangrenfangsongjiebeizhixin」

「职业技能——」

「guhuo(nidehuadaiyoujiqiangdeyindaoguhuoxing,gouchuduifangxinzhongdemimi)」

「cuimian(kechenduifangyizhiboruoshijinxingcuimian)

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...「gongxini,chengweibei“kongbuyouxi”xuanzhongdexingyunzhe...」

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李云:!!!