第2章 总有蠢货来找茬

di2zhangzongyouchunhuolaizhaocha

maotuanzibeixiaodehunshenfaliang,zhandouzhexiaohuxu,“ni......nizheigenvrenxiangduinimaodayeganshenme?!”

“meishenme。”muqianhansuishouyaoleyaoshouzhongdemaotuanzi,gouchunxixue,“zheizhonghaodifang,jiniyeshizaotale,yihou,wotinijieguanle。”

“你做梦呢?!”

maotuanzizhamao,dushemoshikaiqi,“jiunizheizhonglianlingzhongdoumeiyoudefeiwu,juranhaixiangyaoduzhanzheigekongjian,jianzhibairizuomeng!”

muqianhantiaomei,“keshinihaoxianglianyigefeiwudoudabuguoni。”

“你!”

maotuanzijianzhiqideyaomaoyanerle,zhengzhunbeihaohaojiyanqianzheigenvrenyigejiaoxun,queturanshentiyijiang。

muqianhankanzhetamaotongzhongdesecaiguiyuheian,zhoumei,zenmehuishi?

turan,maotuankaikoule,shengyinyouyuan,fangfoshiwuyishide。

“yixueweiqi,yiruweizhu,shengsigensui,zhupuqicheng!”

muqianhanhaimeifanyingguolai,shouyisong,maotuanluodi,yimeijudadexuesehuoyandeyinji,shunjianmeirutademeixin,zaiwuhenji。

yinyindi,muqianhanganshoudaotineichuxianleyixiedongxi,yumaotuanyoulelianxi。

“zheigeshijiedeqiyuezheimewulaidema?”muqianhanmeitoujinzhou,shouyishuai,jiangxindedemaopurenglechuqu。

嫌弃至极。

“nishijiuzhuanlunhuitadezhuren?!”keshimaotuanhaoxianggengjiabuganzhixin。

muqianhanlailejifenxingqu,“shenmeshijiuzhuanlunhuita?”

“nijuranlianjiuzhuanlunhuitadoubuzhidao?”maotuandeyishuangmaotongdengdegengda,“neinishizenmejinlaide?!”

“buqingchu。”muqianhanyaoleyaotou。

maotuanjiaozaodizaiyuandizhuanlaizhuanqu,nannan,“bu,budui,nibukenengshijiuzhuanlunhuitadezhuren。”

“jiuzhuanlunhuitaneizhongyuangushenqimingmingzaojiuposuile,zheibuguojiushiyipiansuipiandekongjian,nijiusuanyongyouzheipiansuipian,yebunengwuyuanwugudingli......”

zheihuahaimeishuowan,maotuanhaoxiangxiangdaoleshenmedongxi,tongkongmengranyisuo,youxiexinxudibaolebaodi,yanshenquekongzhibuzhudewangmuqianhanzuoshoushangpiao。

muqianhankandaoletadefanying,taishou,kandaoneichubeiyaodeshangkou,xinxialeran。

“zizuozishou。”muqianhanchixiaoyisheng,qishen,xiangyaotianzouqu。

kanlaineigewulaiqiyue,jiushiyinweimaotuanyaolezijiyikouchufade。

buguo,cishitadexinsikebuzaimaotuanshenshang,ershizaiyaotianshang。

neimemeiyongdemaopu,kanqilaijiubunengjitazhuli。

taxuyaopeiduheyao,jizijizengjiachouma。

muqianhankanzheyanqianzhangshijihaodegeleiyaocao,xinqingshenhaodegoulechun,shuliandecaiyaopeizhi。

jiulianzhiqianhaizaifanzaopaidizhuanquanquandemaotuanyebeizheibianxiyinle,haoqidecouleguolai。

muqianhanxinshenwanquanchenjinzailepeiyaodeyuyuedangzhong,buyihuier,yanqianjiuchuxianleyidapifangzaiteshuyaocaoyezishangdeyaofen。

peizhiwancheng,muqianhanjiangyizhongyaofendaozaileshangkoushang,jihushishunjian,shangkouwanquanyuhe。

yipangdemaotuanwanquankandaile,“wei,nvren,nizheishishenmeteshunenglia......”

“bushiteshunengli,shipeiyao,chunmao。”

muqianhandongshoujiangneixieyaofentongtongbaohao,zoudaolequanshuibian,zhengzhunbeijiezhequanshuifuyao,queturanyuguangpiejianlelimiandedaoying。

hunshenxuewu,yifucanque,zhifenbanbo......

太丑了,太脏了!

她要洗澡!

muqianhantaiyangxuetiaoletiao,xianqizhiji,yaolequanshuikuaisufuxialeyaofen,zhuanshenjiutiaolejinqu。

“aaa,nizheigenvrenzaiganshenmea!buyaodianwuwodeshengquana!”

maotuanzhenjingdiyouzhalemao,“sou”deyisheng,paodaoanbian,youkaishiqijibaihuaidepaidi。

keshiyiqiedouyijingchile。

muqianhanyitiaojinqu,jiuganjuedaoquanshuijiangzijibaoguo,huaweiyidaodaojingchundeliliangchongrulezijidetinei,yingshengshengdijiangzijishentineideyixiedongxijilechulai。

“噗——”

yishengmenxiang,yiguhunzhuodechouqimimanlezhenggekongjian,lianqingquandoubeiranheile。

muqianhanchadianbeichouyunleguoqu,lianmangfengbixiujue。

“怎么回事?”

muqianhanzhuantoukanxiangmaotuan,quefaxiantayijingquansuochengleyituan,liangzhimaozhuazisisiwuzhebizi,sesefadou,menmendichuanchulejigejuewangdezi。

“haochoudezazhia......”

杂质?

难道是洗精伐髓?

muqianhanweiweiyileng,haibudaiqueding,jiukanjianmaotuanbinlinbengkui,buguanbugudiyihuizhua,“nijibendayegunchuqua!”

muqianhanyanqianyiyun,xiayike,tajiubeitichulezheipiankongjian。

takanzheshuxidedidong,zuijiaochoulechou,bozijiandeyuzhuihaizaifatang。

kanlaizhiqiandekongjianjiushizaizheigeyuzhuizhileide,zhishi,taxianzaihaoxiangjinbuqukongjianle......fangfoshiyoushenmedongxizuaizheyiban。

“suiranjinbuqu,haihaonengquchulai。”

muqianhanxinnianyidong,shouzhongbianchuxianlezijipeizhideneixieyaofen。

yucitongshi,tayefaxianzijideshentiguoranbiandeqingsonglehenduo,wuganyelingminleshubei。

tatanlekouqi,bale,haishixianbanqitashiba。

muqianhanjiangyuzhuisaihuiqu,dongshen,likailedidong,wangzijidezhuchuzouqu......

mufu,yichupoluoxiaoyuanzinei。

dazashengciqibifu,jiazazhezhangyangedudexiao,pangrurenjianlianyu。

murouroushenchuanfenseyiqun,nazhebianzi,ehenhendikanzhezheiyichuwuzi。

“neigefeiwuzhongyusile,benxiaojiezhongyubuyongzaikanjianneizhangexindelianle。neimechoudefeiwu,juranhaiwangxiangjiajiliangege,yebudianliangdianliangzijishigeshenmeguidexing!”

shuozhe,tahenhendiyiyangbian,jiangyigedongzuomanxiedeyahuanchoudaozaidi,henhendikaikou。

“nimen,kuaidianjibenxiaojiefan!neigefeiwudeshizongniangkendingjitaliuleshenmehaodongxi,yaoshifanbuchulai,nimenyebuyonghuole!”

mingmingshimingmeijiaoyandenianling,lianshangdexiaoyiqueedukebu,xiangjilelantouledepachong。

zheigeren,jiushimujiaerxiaojie,murourou!

“xiaojie,zheibierenyaoshiwenqilaineigefeiwuzenmebujianle,womenyinggaizenmeshuo?”

murouroudetieshenyahuanfurongmawanleneixieyahuan,paohuilaixiaoshengwendao。

murouroubuxiekaikou“neifeiwugenbierenpaole,guanwomenshenmeshi,nimenzhiguanzuohaozijideshi。”

furonghuangrandawu,taohaodixiaozheyifuli,“xiaojieyingming。”

murourougaoaodiyiyangtou,shifenshouyong,fangfotashizaizuoyijianshifenzhengquedeshi。

furongzhengzhunbeizaipaixiemapi,yitaitou,kanjianleshenme,yanjingshurandengyuan,lianseshabai,“xiao......xiaojie,yougui!”

“dahuxiaojiaoshenme,dabaitiandenalilaide......a!”murourouyizhuanshen,yishengcanjiaoyichu。

“ni......ni......”murouroushouzhizhandoudizhizheta,qidouchuanbuyunle。

muqianhanlenglengdikanzhetamen,mouguangzhongbinghanzhiji,pangrusuomingxiuluo。

turan,taxiaole,quedaizhenongyudehanqiyushaqi。

“zenme,murourou,nizheishiburenshiwole?”