诡异降临前,捡到一个怕鬼的阎王第22章

022

qiangshangdetouyingxiaoshibujian。

shenxiannannandeziyudao:“……biaozipeigou,tianzhangdijiu!”

“zhikexileneiwugudehaizi……”

shenxianyijingbeidairudaojuqingli。

linwanwankanzheshenxian,huranshuodao:“shenxianxian,nikebunengdangzhanana。”

shenxianjimangyaotou:“buhui,jueduibuhui!”

tayounaolenaotou,zijiliannvpengyoudoumeiyou,xiangzhayezhabulea。

linwanwanzheicaixinmanyizu,lazheshenxianlikaileshoushushi。

danhenkuai,liangrenjiubeimenwaidechangjingheleyidatiao。

jiujianzoulangliangpangdebingfangmendoudakaile,yigegeshenchuanhushifu,baidagua,huozhebinghaofude‘ren’,zhengzhengqiqidezhanzaizoulangliangce。

chabuduoyouershiren,zaihunandedengguangxia,yongkongdongdongdemuguang,zhilenglengdekanzheshenxianhelinwanwan。

linwanwandexiaolianyibai,xiayishidebaojinleshenxian。

shenxianjimanganfuzheshuodao:“laobanbiepa,youwozai!”

linwanwanyaotou,shengyinfadou:“guotingzaizheilichigui,nidapaoleguoting,tamenshilaixienide。”

guotingsuiranzhishixiaogui,dantashaguoren,quanshenshangxiadoushishaqi,yijingshizhenzhengdeegui。

napaxuruodaojizhi,yijiunengqingsongnaniezheixieputongdexiaogui。

shenxiankuxiao:“neilaobannijiugengbuyongpale,fanzhengtamenshilaixiezanmende……”

linwanwanmanlianweiqu:“neitamenyeshiguia。”

shenxianditoujiangshoujilideyinleqiele。

xiayike,yishouzhongqiyuyanggangqishizude《haohange》,shunjianxiangqi。

【dahexiangdongliua,tianshangdexingxingcanbeidoua~】

【嘿嘿参北斗哇~】

【shengsizhijiaoyiwanjiuwa~】

【shuozouzanjiuzoua……】

shenxianfuzhelinwanwan,chaozheneixieguihunzouleguoqu。

tongshishuodao:“buyongxiele,zheishiwomenyinggaizuode,nimenkuaihuiquba。”

shenxianhaizhenpalinwanwanbeihechugehaodailai。

……sheijizijikaigongzi!

neixieguihunchaozheliangrenshenshendejuleyigong,ranhoutuihuidaoliangpangdebingfangli。

haoqizhixia,shenxianchaozhebingfanglikanleyiyan。

faxianchuleyixiejiarendaojuzhiwai,bingmeiyoukandaobangerenying。

“这么快就没了?”

linwanwan:“nizhaotamenzuoshen。”

shenxiannaonaotou,jiushixiangkankan,neixiedaodishizhenguihaishijiagui。zheiguiwubuhuizhendenitiandao,zhaoyiqunzhenguidangnpcba?

linwanwan:“wotuiruanle。”

沈闲:“啊?”

linwanwan:“nibeiwo。”

shenxian:“……zheibuhaoba。”

linwanwan:“kewozoubudonglule。”

cishi,linwanwanbanbianshenzidoukaozaishenxiandeshenshang,jihushishenxiantuozhetawangqianzou。

shenxianchiyileyixia,haishibandunxiashenti。

zailaobanshentibushufudeshihou,zuoweishenghuomishu,beiyixialaobanyeshifenneideshiqing。

suiranzheilaobanshinvde,zhangdehaiguofendehaokan。

linwanwanjiangliangtiaoxuebaideshoubeidazaishenxiandejianshang,ranhoushunshipashangletadehoubei。

yishunjian,shenxianzhijuedeyituanrouruanwenredemianhuapazaizijidebeishang,ruanmianmiande,bingmeiyouduodadezhongliang,erpanchuanlaiqingrouzhongdaizheyouxiangdehuxi。

“zheishilaoban,zheishilaoban,zheishilaoban……”

shenxianzaixindibuduandijinxingziwocuimian,jiangneiyisiaimeideniantouqiangxingquzhunaohai。

ranzaihaohangedebgmxia,shenxiandiaozhengleyixiashenti,chaozheguiwudeshenchuerqu。

guotingyijingbeimamiannaxia,xianzailinwanwanderenwushizouwanzheigeguiwu,jiusuandakachenggong。

zhouweidehuanjingshensuiyouan,shibushidefachujishengjingsongdejiaosheng……doubeishenxianshoujilibofangdegezhonghuohuanlexiqing,huokangkaijiang,huotuweishizudeyinlegaileguoqu。

danshenxianyijiunengganjuedao,beishangdelinwanwanzaifadou。

weizhuanyizhuyili,shenxiankaikouwendao:“laoban,shenweiyanwang,ninzenmenengpaguini。”

linwanwanchenyinleyihuier,caiyouyoudishuodao:“wochushengdeneinian,guiyijianglin,wanguibaodongruqindifu……wobeiguiqishangleshenhun,liuxialehouyizheng。”

“suoyicongxiaodaoda,woyikanjiangui,shenhunzhongdehouyizhengjiuhuifazuo,chanshengkongju。”

shenxiankesouleyisheng:“jiranpagui,niyoushizenmechengweiyanwangde?”

linwanwanwunaidao:“woshizaitiantingzhangda,shisuineinianlaiderenjian。”

“houlai,guiyijianglindesudujiakuai,pingxinniangniang,shidianyanluo,yijishangyidaidepanguanmengpo,heibaiwuchang,douquleneipianweizhizhidi,zujiguiyi。”

“wojiubeiganyazishangjia,chengledifudeshixiyanwang,dabufenshijiandouzairenjianliandan,ouercaihuihuidifuchuliyixieshiqing……xinghaoyoumiaomiaojiehexiaoxiaojiepeizhewo。”

“wodezheifendakagonglve,jiushixiaoxiaojiejiwozuode。”

“limiandoushirenjianyinsuozai,youguiwujuji,ruoshiwonengshiyingzheixiedifang,jiuyoukenengkefuduiguidekongju,zhihaoshenhundehouyizheng。”

linwanwandehuaxiazidakaile,shenxianbianmeiyoudaduanta,zhishimomodetingzhe,jiangzheixiejizaixinli。

laobanshuohua,yuangongjuebunengdaduan。

denglinwanwanshuowanle,shenxiancaicaikaikou。

“duilelaoban,nijinnianduoda?”

“十八。”

“哦,我十九。”

“wozhidao,wokanguonideshenfenzheng。”

“……”

……

shenxianbeizhelinwanwan,jiangzheijianguiwudedishangliangceng,dixiayicengdouzouleyibian。

zaizheiqijian,chulelingxingjigejinlaideyoukewai,jiumeiyouyudaoqitashenmele,linwanwandezhuangtaiyehaolebushao……danyijiupazaishenxiandebeishangbuyuanyixialai。

zuihou,shenxianbeizhelinwanwan,congdixiayiloudechukoulikaileguiwu。

yangguangxia,linwanwanzhangzhangdesongleyikouqi,shenxianzhuyidao,cishitadexiaolianshabaiyipian,haosidabingchuyu。

buguo,beishangpazheyigejiaoruanmanmiaodeshenqu,shenxianjinzhangdexinzangputongputongzhitiao,suoyibingweiyishidao,tashikanbudaobeishanglinwanwandeliande。

shenxianjiangshoujiliwaifangdeyinleguanle,qiangxingfupingneizaodongdexinxu,guzuoqingsongdao:“fanzhengyijingmailemenpiao,yaobuyaoquwanxieqitade?”

linwanwanchiyileyixia,takanzheyouleyuanlidemotianlun,guoshanche,pengpengche,xuanzhuanmuma,haidaochuan……xinhenhendidongleyixia。

ranhoutamengdiantou:“yiqiqu!”

jintianshizhouyi,youleyuanlibingmeiyouduoshaoren。

yixiliedeyulesheshi,yedouzaizhengchangyunxing。

liangrenyebuyongpaidui,xiawuzhiqian,bianjiangyouleyuanlidegezhongyulesheshi,gezhongxiangmutongtongwanleyibian。

linwanwanneiyuanbenshabaidexiaolian,yeyinweiguodudexingfenerhuifuxuese,ranshangleyicenghongyun。

zuihou,shenxianhelinwanwanyirennazheyigetiantong,huidaolecheshang。

linwanwantanzaicheshang,heiheiheidixiaodao:“juedingle,yihoumeicidakawanyigedifang,douyaolaiyouleyuanwanyici!”

“yiqianzenmejiumeixiangdaoni。”

“shenxian,nizenmele?”

shenxianyoudianchiyi:“shijieshang,buhuizhenyouguiba?”

linwanwan:“zhendeyou!”

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