wozaidianzhongkuzuoleyiye，liwangcaimanlianbunaidechuxian。
wojiangzuorijiedaodeshengzhirengdaotamianqian。
taxuweidejieshishuo，yinwozaorendianwuqiechouwenchanshen，chaochenfanduiwoweihuanghou，weifangzhichaotingdongdangtazhinengshunyingchenyi，jiangwofengweiguifeiyishirenzhiyijin。
可笑至极。
wozaorendianwubupeiweihou，shenweiqianchaotaizifeidechenshuyequenengjiwangbujiu，rongdenghuanghoubaodian。
zhijianyicharuxuerou，worenzhetengtongjifengdao。
“huangshangzhenshiyingmingni，chenshuyexiuwaihuizhong，jibeiqianchaotaizichongai，youbeidangchaohuangshangchongxing，shidangchaonvzidedianfan。”
“erwobuguoshiwumingxiaozu，haizaizhanchangshangweiguozhidayebeidijundianwushenzi，jidebulaihuangshangyuchaochendekuijiu，gengbupeimuyitianxia。wojiugaizaineiribeinituirudijunyingzhang，beirenxiurudianwuhouyinxiukuiersiqu，bugaizaizheizuainiyuqianchaotaizifeirujiaosiqi。”
liwangmeitoujincu，lengyanshuodao。
“yuyue，nixinjipozhong，youbushidati，zhenyiqianzenmeifaxiannirucideshandu。”
“shuerdanchunshanliang，qianchaofumiehoubianshigushenyiren，guoquwangshijieshitashenbuyoujide，zhenliuxiatacaigengxiandezhenzhaixinrenhou，shibaixingchenfu。shuerbenshiguizudinv，zixiaojiudangchengweilaihuanghoupeiyang，xianliangshude，binigengpeiyuzhenbingjian，muyitianxia。“
“genghekuangzhenbingmeiyoupaoqini，haidingzhechaotangdeyalifengniweiguifei，zhenyishirenzhiyijin，nijiujinghaiyoushenmekeyuanniande。”
woqizhiyuannian，zaoyishiyuanhenle。
wohen，tajingganxianqiwowuhui，fanchuwoemengbandewangshilaidajiwo。
kemingmingdangchuwojunbeidijunweikun，birujuejing，shitaqiuzhewode。
shitabukenchengshouzhanbaideziwei，gengshoubuzhududa，yingxiadijundeyaoqiu。
ranhoulangbeideguizaiwomianqian，aiqiuzhe。
“yueyue，weilewo，weilewomendedaye，nixishengyixiahaoma。nishiwoweiyideqi，woyongyuanzhongaiyuni。”
“nirenyixia，yuanjiujiukuaidaole，dengyuanjunlaile，woshaguangtamensuoyouren。nishizuidadegongchen，wohuijinizhigaoderongyu。”
wobeihongzhetuiruyingzhang，jigecukuanghanzijiangwoweizhu。
kedaorujin，tachengnuoyiqiedoubuzuoshu，haiyaoyicilaixunchiwobupeiweiyiguohuanghou。
wogenghen，tatushalesuoyoudijun，quebeizhewoliuxialechenshuye。
tajiangchenshuyejiaoyangzaizhuangzili，dengjihougengshizaiwoxingzhichongchongdezhunbeizijidefenghouyishishi，jiangchenshuyejierugongzhong，ririyeyedesihun。
wodaizhewubaijingbingfenlidikangqianchaotaizideliangqianjinjun，jiusiyishengshi，liwangzaiyuchenyanshunongqingmiyi，sihaomeixiangqicikedepingjingshiwopinmingzhengqulaide。
erwozaishanghenleileishihaixiangzheliwangzaichenglidengwo，woyaohuozhehuiqu。
xiangdaozhei，xintouchuanlaizuanxinbantengtong，jihurangwozhixi。
“liwang，nijiujingshishishenmeshihoumishangchenshuyede？”
“shibushicongneicizhihou，nimeimeibaozhewodoujuedeexin，xinlimanshichenshuyejiaomeidongrendemoyang。nideyantaihaole，rangwoyizhijianxinnishizhongzhiaiwoyiren，rangwonengxinganqingyuandeweinidedayexisheng。”
“liwang！nizhendeyouaiguowoma？”
jianwoyueshuoyuediankuang，sihouzhezhiwen，liwanglenglidelianpangcaizhongyusongdong。
yuqiyefanghuanlebushao，quebushiweixie。
“zhenziranshiainide，yiwangyiqiejieshizhenqingshiyi，zhibuguozheilidenanrennagebushisanqisiqiede，zhenjieshuerjingongshishuzhengchang。xianjinzhenzaichaotingdehenjihaiweiwengu，nengdingzhechaotingdeyalijiniguifeiderongyao，yishizhenjinlidejieguole。”
“niyaoxiangxinzhenyongyuandoubuhuipaoqinide，xianjinzhiyaoninengguaiguaidejiexiashengzhi，rihouxiezhuhuanghouchulihougongshiwu，zhennengbaoniyishengderonghuafugui。”
“dairihouchaotangwengu，zhenbianshengniweihuangguifei，zunxianghuanghoulizhi。”
yuanlai，woshenaizhedenanrenshineimedewuqing，neimedexuwei。
bukuishidangshanghuangdideren，enweibingzhongbeitashidelinlijinzhi。
wozhengyaokaikou，yigetaijianjicongcongdejinlaile。
taijianjiaojidechuanbaodao：“huangshang，huanghouniangniangturanyundao，nucai......”
“zenmehuiyundaode，taiyini？”
liwangyirouyankejiandejinzhangqilai，shengyinlidaizhejicu。
huayugangluo，taderenyijingkuachulemenjian。
太监急忙追出去。
liuwoyigerenzaibuzhisuocuo。
jiezhe，wowulidetanzaidishang，shishengtongku。