5.
menghechuanzaishuilijuliezhengzha。
wozaianshangchezhesangzihaojiao：「jiuminga！yourenluoshuile！」
ranhou，yigemengzizhajinlehuzhong。
woguzhemenghechuandebozizaihuliyoulelianggelaihui，neibangzizhuojiandecaishanshanlaichi。
jiuzheisuduhaizhuojianni？yewunenglitaichale！
五星差评！
zhongmukuikuizhixia，woxiangtuosigouyiyangbamenghechuantuoshanglean。
suishouzaitaxiongkoumengleileliangquan，tatulejikoushui，fangyouyouzhuanxing。
zuoweidongdaozhudezhaoyanggongzhuyikan，shenshijingcha，「ya！mengxiaogongzizheishizendele？haoduanduande，zenmeluoleshui？keyoudaai？」
niutoufenfudao：「kuaichuantaiyi！」
menghechuandeyanguangluozaiwodeshenshang，qingyujintui，zheihuishizhendeqingmingle。
zhineiyanshenfennuerbingleng，henbudeyikouchilewo。
woqiaoqiaoshenchusangeshouzhitouhuanglehuang。
tashouhuimuguang，lenghengyisheng：「duoyinleliangbeijiu，yishibucha，bushenluoleshui。」
gongzhukanxiangwo，「linjiaer**zenhuizaici？」
wokaishihulielie：「huigongzhudianxia，xiaonvjianyuanzhongjingseshenhao，yanxiyihou，biansuichuzouzou，turantingjianshuizhongyouyidong，ganguolaiyikan，caifaxianyourenluoleshui。buzhizende，xiaonvhujiulejisheng，quebujianlairen。
「jiafujingchangjiaodaowomen，shangtianyouhaoshengzhide，shijunzhilu，zhongjunzhishi，shenjugaowei，qiemojiansibujiu。qiaqiaoxiaonvhuifushui，yanchouzheneirenbuchengle，duanmeiyouyanzhengzhengkantanisidedaoli，zheiyouweijiafuduiwomendejiaodaoyuguixun。zheicaizhuangzhedanzixiashuijiuleren。」
wodangzhongjilinlaotoulianshangtieleyidakuaijin，wojiubuxintahaihuibawojichentangle！
woputongwangdishangyigui：「gongzhudianxia，xiaonvdoudan，youyishixiangqiu。」
「但说无妨。」
wodimeishunyan，「nannvshoushoubuqin。fangcaijiurenyaojin，yegubudeqita。haiqinggongzhudianxiabuyaojiangjinrizhishixuanyang，miandehuailemengxiaogongzideqingyu。」
menghechuannengyoushenmeqingyu？wozheimeyishuo，gongzhubianmingbaile。
tashenseshaohuan，qinzifuqilewo，「linjia**guoranbuyiban，nijiejiemingdongjingcheng，meixiangdaomeimeiyeshigedanshiguorende。linshangshuyanglelianggehaonvera！haohaohao！nifangxin，jinrizhishijuebuhuichuanchuquhuailenideqingyu。zheizhongdanshipoli，dangshang！」
「xiegongzhudianxia，xiaonvjiuren，xinganqingyuan，buqiushangci，jiudangyiqiedoumeiyoufashengguoba。」
menghechuanjuliekesoulejisheng，baiyankuaiyaofanchutianjile。
woganjindao：「mengxiaogongzikongyoubushi，haishisusujitaqiaoqiaoba。」
zhongrensihucaixiangqidishanghaitangleyigeren，mingrenqishoubajiaodibatataijinlepiandian。
linlanyuecongyahuanshouzhongjieguopifeng，pizailewoshenshang。
「回家！」