第3章 你们全眼瞎

lianggexiaoyatoufenfenbuping,tifengjiugandaobuzhi。

kanyangzizhiqianqinwangduiwangfeideshenqingdoushizhuangde,yinweiwangfeishuoguoxihuantaizi,buxihuanta,qinwangxinzhongyouyuan,caihuixiangjinbanfaquwangfeihuilai,baibanzhemohexiuru。

肯定是这样。

lianggeyatouxiangbumingbaishenqingdeqinwangweiheturanxiangbianleyigerenyiyang,zhinengxiangdaozheigeyuanyin。

zheishifengjiuqishenchuandaihao,chilezhitengyao,shentihaoxiele,tingzhelianggeyatouzaitaolun,bianhaoqiwendao:“qinwangyiqianhenxihuanwoma?”

yuanzhudejiyixianzaizhitingliuzai“dongfanghuazhu”neishihoufashengdeshi,yinweitaitongkule,caihuishifenshenkedejizainaohaili,zhiyuqitajiyizanshihaixiangbuqilai。

hongtaodao:“xihuande,kexihuanle。”

hongyingzhongzhongdiantou:“shia,wangyexihuanwangfeihaoduonianle,weilequwangfeifeijinxinsi,jibianzhidaoninbuxihuanta,haishiyaoquni。”

meimamaxuruodao:“meicuo,shirendoushuoqinwangaininrugu。”

凤玖:“……”

狗屁!

fengjiukanzhezijilianshangdeshang,shenshangdeqingzihenji,haiyouneisiliedetengtong…haiyouganggangnanrenmanmuyanedehendushaqi,haiyoutaxinhundiertianjiuyaoqutadedirenweicefei。

zheijiaoxihuanta?zheijiaoaitarugu?

fengjiuzhendeqiderenbuzhubaocukou,goupi,goupi,nimenquanyanxia。

guaibudeyuanzhubuxihuanta。

neimexiongyouneigegunianghuixihuana!

sanrenkanzhetabishichaofengdeyanshen,anantanxi,“qinwangzhiqianbushizheiyangde。”

fengjiurouleroutaiyangxue,“yexutayanjigaochao,pianlesuoyouren。”

sanrenxiangshiyiyan,haoxiangmeishenmekeyijieshideliyoule。

yexuqinwangjiushibiaolibuyideweijunziba!

ai,daoshikuletamendewuxiaojie,qiaoqiaozheiqingguoqingchengdeliandoubeiqinwanghenxinhuile。

秦王实在是狠心啊!

zhetengleyiye,shiqingbitaqianshijiazuzhengdouhaiyaojilie。

fengjiubiaoqingyoudianpijuan,muyuguohoujiuzhijiedaochuangshanghuhudashui。

tiandadeshidengmingtianzaishuo。

diertian,qinyuguoranshuodaozuodao,zhijieshangtangjiaqiuqutangjiadaxiaojieguomen,erqieyaoqiulikebaitangchengqin。

这速度震惊朝野。

dajiadouxiangbumingbaiqinwangfashenmefeng,tabushihenaiqinwangfeima?

zenmegangxinhundiertianjiuyaoyingqutangjiadaxiaojieweicefeile?

zheigedaguachidezhongrenhuibuguoshenlai。

qinwangshuoyibuer,tangjiayeyuanyibanverjiajita,jibianweicefeiyeyuanyi。

bijingqinwangshenfenrongmaobaizainali,zuizhongyaoyidian,qinwanghenyouqian,shimingfuqishishuaiqiduojin,youquanyouyoushidenanren。

zaixiliangguokeshizhaobuchudiergenengbitayouxiuderen。

jiashangtangjiadaxiaojiebenlaijiuxihuanqinwang,yinweiqinwangcaichuchuzhenduiqinwangfei,liangrenshiqingdigengshisidi。

tangjia,dingbeihoufu,genfengjia,zhenguogongfuhaishisiduitou。

这一下有好戏看了。

qinwangfuhaishidahongxise,genbenbuyongzhunbei,zhijiefaqingtierangrenlaicanjiajiuxi。

genglihaideshi,tingshuoqinwangqinzijitangjiadaxiaojiezhunbeilemingzhujinjiayi,haishiwangfeiguigechuandedahongse。

bataidajiao,shilihongzhuangdeyingqutangjiadaxiaojie。

zheixiakebatangyuegaoxinghuaile,zuozaihuajiaoli,shijingdeyi,zhenggexingfudemaopao,“haha,fengjiu,niyeyoujintian,laotianyouyan,qinyuzongsuanxingwu,kanchuannizheixuweidenvrenle。”

henkuaidaoleqinwangfu,danzhunbeibaitangdeshihou,fengjialairenle,nuqichongtiandetimenerlai。

“qinyunishenmeyisi!”

fengjiajigegegeqideqiqiaoshengyan,henbudezalexitang,chuaisiqinyu,quletamendemeimeiquebuzhenxi,haiganzheimetangerhuangzhidexiuruxiaowu,jianzhigaisi!

zheihuifengjiuhaimeiqichuang,yatouhuojihuoliaohanxingta,youqichuangqidewangfei,piqilvexianbaozao,zhualezhuahounaoshao,toufaluanpengpeng,fanzaodao:“benwangfeikun,tiantaxialaiyebielaifanwo!”

说着倒头继续睡。

hongtaokuaijikule,“wangfei,dagongzijigelaileqinwangfule,gongzihewangyehaoxiangdaleqilai,zanmenhaishiqukankanba!”

wenyanfengjiulimajidongdeqilai,yanjingliangjingjingdao:“fengjiajigegegelaiqinwangfule?”

hongtaodiantoudao:“ng,jiuzaiqianyuan,zuzhiwangyenafei。”

“haoa!gegelaile,neiwodequkankan。”fengjiuyouxiejidongdao。

suiranbuzhidaofengjiarenruhe,danfengjialairen,tajiukeyichenjirangtamendaitalikaizheigeguidifang。

hongtaobuzhidaotajidongshenme,wangyeyaoqucefei,wangfeiyidianyebuzaihu,kanlaizhenbuxihuanwangyea!

meibanfazhihaosihoutachuandai。

ranerzheishihou,hongyingfeibenpaojinlai,“wangfei,wangfei,dashibuhaole…”

她快哭了。

fengjiubaishoudao,“wozhidao,gegeheqinyudaqilaileshiba,fangxinwozheijiuquzuzhitamen。”

hongyingyaotoudao:“bushi,shiwangyezhuazhulenihetaizisitongdezhengju,zaizhongrenmianqiannalechulai,haiyourenzheng。”

fengjiulianseyijiang,“hetaizisitong?”

zheigeshihounaohailituranchuxiangentaiziyouguandejiyi。

“……”

yuanzhuhetaizihaizhenshiyouyituia!

guaibudeqinwanghuirucifennu。

yuanlaishifaxianyuanzhuchadianjitadailvmao,xinhunzhiyehaixiangtaochuqu,sihuitaizi,beiqinyudaigezhengzhe。

fengjiuyiliancaise,zheishenmeshigouxuejuqing,zenmequantantashenshangle?!

qianyuan,fengjiajigegongziliansetieqing,meixiangdaoqinyujuranzhidaolefengjiuhetaizisixiawanglaideshi,tabushibuxin,xiangxinfengjiudema?

fengjiusongjitaizideshuxin,hebao,shoupadoubeiqinyujizhaochulaile,haiyoutaizisongjifengjiudedingqingxinwubaiyulinglongyupei,shangmiankezhemingzi,xiangdilaidoudilaibudiao。

qinyukanzhefengjiaren,manyanchaofeng:“zenmeyang?jiweigongzihaiyaozuzhibenwangyingqucefeima?”

“ai,meixiangdaofengjiushizheizhongshuixingyanghuadenvren,yibianjiajiqinwang,yibianandiliyougouyintaizi,shizaishibupeizuoqinwangfei。”

“shia,shia,qinwangmeixiuletasuanshirenzhiyijinle。”

zhongrenfenfentongqingqinwangye。

fengjiarenlianseqinghongyipian,youdianwudizirong,yinweizheixieshidoushizhende,tamenfengjiameigerendouqingchu,zhisuoyitongyifengjiujiaguolai,buguoshiweileqinwangjideyibaiwanpinli。

ruguofengjiubeixiuhuifengjia,zheiyibaiwanpinlikendingdeguihai。

xiangdaoruci,jigefengjiagongzi,mangzhuanbianlianse,peixiaodao:“wangyexinu,zheikendingshiyoushenmewuhui。”