怪谈局。
zheishilongguoyingduiguizeguaitanchuxianhou，jinjichenglideteshuzuzhi。
zhuanmenfuzeyiqieyouguanyu“guizeguaitan”deyiqieshiwu。
limiandechengyuanjibenshangdoushilongguodedarenwuyijigejiejingying。
qizhangwodequanxianzhigao，kanchengnanyixiangxiang。
raner，cikeyigegeguaitanjudedarenwuzaikandaozhibohuamianlimian，sumingneiyishenjingshenbingdeteshufuzhuanghou，cike，yeshigandaoleyizhensiyibandechenmo。
cikedetamendouwubixiwang，sumingshiyigeyouzheguaipidejiaosebanyanzhe，
erbushiyigejingshenbingyuanlimiantaochulaidedejingshenbing。
bijing，yaozhendeshiyigenaoziyouwentidejingshenbingdehua，neijiujihukeyishuoshisijule。
sheizhidao，yigejingshenbinghuizuochushenmeyangdeshiqingchulai！
raner，congcongzoujinlaidemishuqueshidailaileyigehaohuaichanjiadexiaoxi。
“zhuweilingdao，genjujinjisonglaideqingbao，sumingqueshishiqingshanjingshenbingyuandeyimingzhongduhuanzhe，huanyouyanzhongdewangxiangzhengherengefenlie，yizhirenweitineizhuzhelingyigeren，zheizhongqingkuangyijingchixulehenjiule，qingshanjingshenbingyuanneibuyeshiduitashushouwuce。”
“buguo，zhideyitideshi，sumingzaipingshideshihou，biaoxiandejiaoweizhengchang，chulezishensiweiyouxieteshu，yuchangrenxiangyizhiwai，queshimeiyoubiaoxianchurenhegongjixing，shenzhiyuhaiyouzhejiqiangdexuexinengliheweizhuangnengli，cengjingduociweizhuangchengjingshenbingyuandezhuzhiyishi,pianguolesuoyouren,bingzuzhiguoyishenghebingrendelianyiwanhui...”
“jishurenyuandiaoquleqingshanjingshenbingyuanshifenzhongqiandejiankong，faxiansumingbingbushizaijingshenbingyuanlimianchengweitianxuanzhede，ershiqiantaochujingshenbingyuanhou，beiguizeguaitanxuanzhong，chengweiletianxuanzhede...”
“genjuzhinaozudefenxi，sumingsuiranshiyigejingshenbing，danyeshiyigetiancai，zheishiyigenandedeyoushi，buguo，tazishenjubeiyidingdebukekongxinghebuwendingxing，daduoshushihou，tabiaoxianchulaidesiweidouyiyuchangren，zheijiuyiweizhetazaiyingduiwaijieyinsudeshihou，huizuochubushaorangrennanyixiangxiangdeshiqing，zheizaiguaitanshijielimianshiyigewufamibudequexian，jiyoukenenghuidaozhichuxianbukeyudehouguo....”
mishudailaidejinjiqingbaowuyishirangzaichangdezhuweiguaitanjulingdaoyouxicanban，
youdeshisumingqueshishijingshenbingyuandeyimingzhongduhuanzhe，zheigeshenfenchedibeizhengshixialai，meiyouletuifandekeneng。
xideshisumingsuiranzhendeshigejingshenbing，keyeshiyigetiancai，yigeyouzheyuanchaochangrenzhihuidetiancai。
zhengsuoweitiancaizaizuo，fengzizaiyou，sumingzheigejingshenbinghuanzhejiushijieyuliangzhezhijian，qiejubeiliangzhetezhengdecunzai。
zheishiyigenandedeyoushi，ketongshiyeshiyigejidadelieshihequexian。
yinweisheidoubuzhidaotaxiayikejiujinghuizuochushenmeshiqing，huibuhuizhijiewushiguize，zuizhongdaozhiyunluo。
erqie，tahaiyouzhefabingdekenengxing。
zhongzhongdelieshiquexianjiachizhixia，
sumingzheigetianxuanzhedebiaoxian，kenenglianyigeputongrendouburu。
“kefoushiyongyicijihui，yusumingjinxinggoutong，jinxinganfuhexunwen，quedingtadejutitianfunengli，fangbianjiexialaizhinaoxiaozuweitazhunbeihaoyingduicuoshi。”
yiweiguaitanjugaocengtiyidao,
raner，zheigetiyihenkuaijiubeifoujuediao。
“buxing，womenzhiyousancitixingdejihui，bixuyongzaidaorenshangcaixing，yidantiqianlangfeile，jiyoukenengdaozhizuizhongshibai。”
“zanqiexianjingguanqibian，guanchasumingdebiaoxian，yidanyoufabinghuozheshiyiyuchangrendejudong，zaijinxingtixing。”
zuoweiguaitanjuzuigaolingdaodekuijuhenkuaipaileban，zuochulezuizhongdejueding。
jinguancikeguaitanjuduiyusumingyijingbingbubaotaiduodexiwang，kezhiyaohaiyouyisikeneng，tamenjiubuhuiqingyanfangqi，zhiqianlianxudecanbai，daozhilongguoyijingyouhaojigechengshibeiguaitanruqin，zhijiehuaweilejuedi。
zailianxudededajizhixia，sumingzheigemiaoxiaodexiwangyeshixiandejiweizhongyaole。
zhixiwangtanenggoukangdezhu，weizijidetongbao，weizijideguojiazhengqudaozuizhongdeshengli。
“kuiju，baitouyingdiguo、yinghuaguo、riluodiguo、aosimandiguo...falailexinxi，biaoshikeyiweilongguojianqingbufenrenkouyali,jieshoudaguimodeyimin...”
“yiqunlangziyexinzhibei，zheimekuaijiurenbuzhule！”
kuijumianseyileng，zhijierangxiamianrenjujuelegeguodewuliyaoqiu，bingfachuqianzejinggao，biaoxianchuqiangyingdetaidu。
longguohaimeiwangni，yigegejiuxiangyaotiaochulaiguafenle！
jishishilongguoxianrujinjushijinzhang，chuyuxuruo，keyijiubuhuijupaqiyugeguo！
tamuguangfuzadekanzhezhibohuamiandesichudaliangzhehuanjingdesuming，xiaohuozizhengdianqia，longguobunenggouzaituixiaqule。
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怪谈世界。
shenchuyumoshengfangjiandesumingdaliangzhezhouweidehuanjing，
henkuai，jiufaxianleshuzhuoshangdeyizhangzhezhoudezhizhang。
【guaitanfuben：guiyidejiaren】
【niyouzheyigewenxinmeimandejiating，cixiangdemuqin，bushanyancidefuqin，diaopidaodandedidi，yiqiefangfodouhenmeihao，zhishiyicideyiwai，daozhinifaxianzheigekansiwenxinmeihaodejiatingbingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdemeihao，nidejiarenlimianyebingbudoushihuoren,haohaodehuoxiaquba，huodaozuihou，zhaochuyiqiedezhenxiang...】
【guizeyi：wanshangdeshihou，buyaoqingyidakaichuanghu，fouzehuiyounanyixiangxiangdeshiqingfasheng。】
【guizeer：wanshangshidiandeshihou，bixurushui，buyaosichuluanpao，buyaolikaizheigefangjian，tingdaoqiaomensheng，buyaodakai。】
【guizesan：mamasuiranyoudeshihouxinggebijiaobaozao，ketaduinideaishizhenshide，buyaoshitujinuta，wunita，jujueta。】
【guizesi：babaduinideaiyeshizhende，kequeshichanzazheyixieqitadedongxi，qingbuyaozaimeiyouqitarendeqingkuangxiagenbabaduchu，qingbaochiyidingjuli。】
【guizewu：didihaixiao，haibijiaodiaopi，zuoweigegedeniyaoxuehuikuanrong，buyaojujuetadexiaoqingqiu。】
【guizeliu：jialidedahuanggoushinicongxiaoyangdaodade，shinizuiweizhongshidegoutuizi，yeshijialideyifenzi，shizhidexinlaidecunzai，buguo，tanengzuodeshiqinghenshao，bijingtazhishitiaoshagou。】
【guizeqi：zheigejiachulenizhiwai，zhiyouyigehuoren，yongyuanbuyaoqingyibeiduirenheren，buyaoxiangxintamendehua。】
【guizeba：gebilinjuhemamadeguanxibucuo，xihuanjingchangguolaiqiaomenbaifang，qingbuyaodakaifangmen，fangtajinlai。】
【guizejiu：bulunrenheshihou，shangcesuoqianyaokaideng，dengkanqingchulimianjiujingyoumeiyourenzai，zaijinqu。】
【guizeshi：zaijiarenmianqian，buyaobiaoxianchukongjuhaipadengqingxu，buyaobiaoxianchuyisiyiyang，nishizheigejiadeyifenzi。】