挖槽！
大哥，你这么勇的！
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龙国，怪谈局。
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完了！
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....
怪谈世界。
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有意思！
看出他猜对了！
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“妈！！！”
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挖槽！
你不讲武德！
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shixinggebaozaodemama，haishichenmoguayandebaba，yihuozheshiyitiaoshagou？
答案肯定是第一位！
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“什么事？”
sumingmuguangyidun，kanzhemamashouzhongtizhehaimaozhereqideduanbei，yijineibingranxuedecaidao，zaijiehezhegangganggebidecanjiaosheng，neizhishougaibuhuijiushigebilinjudeba！
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“nigeshuodeshizhende？”
“a，duidui，shizhen...”
buzhishixuemaiyazhihaishishenme，xionghaizicikebiaoxianchulaidetaidusongdeyipi，zaiwuganggangyinsenkongbudemoyang，jiulianshuohuadouyouxieduanduanxuxude。
eryincecedeyanshenyeshixiayishikanxiangpangbiandazheyuanchangdesuming。
buyaoyiweidayuanchangjiumeishile，zheibizhangtaji...
啪——
youlianshunjianduoleyigebazhangyin，
“nitamameichifana，genmashuohuazheimexiaosheng？”