第一章小女婿的怒火
taoranjujiudiandezoulangli。
tangshuaizhandouzheshou，congyexiaquchutiwenji，yikanshuzhi，yanjinglikedengdelaoda。
发烧42度！
“wojuranhaimeisi，hainengduanpanzichuancai......”
tachuanzheyishenbaisedefuwuyuangongzuofu，lianshaodexianghuotanyiyanghong，jiaobuxufu，naozihunhunee。
bashoulidezheipantangculiyufangzaileyipangdejuzishang，tangshuaicongkudoulitaochuliangpiantuishaoyao，lianshangluchuyisikuxiao。
zijizhengfazhe42dudegaoshao，quehaiyaoxinkudigongzuo。
zheijiushishangmennvxudeming！
zuotianbangwan，youyiweikerenzaiwangshangdianlejiudiandecan，yuemuzhangnanjiurangtangshuaiqusongcan。
zaisongcandebanlushang，yigelengtouqingturanconglukoucuanlechulai，badiandongchezhuangwaile，limiandecanpinyedoufeile。
jieguo，neiweikerenjidubuman，zhangnanbianbaqichuzailebanshibulidetatoushang。
tangshuaizhishishaoweibianjieleliangju，zhangnanbianleitingdanu，yizhaojiafa，rangtazaibieshudeyuanzilifagui，guiyizhengye！
tangshuaixinliweiqu，quebuganbugui。
qicandeshi，guidaohoubanye，tiankongturanxiaqidayulai。
tajiuguizaiyuli，renyoudayulinshen，rutongzuirenyiban。
jintianyizao，quanshenjiusuantongwubi，xianzaijingranfaqile42dudegaoshao。
yanxia，zaibuganjinchidiantuishaoyaodehua，takongpayaojiahexiguile。
“tangshuai！furonggedekerenzhengdengzheshangcai，nizaizheilimojishenme，xiangtoulanma！”
turan，yidaojiankedeshengyinxiangqi。
yuemuzhangnan，chuanzheyishenheiselianyiqun，hongchunsihuo，yiliannusedizouleguolai。
“ma，wo......womeitoulan，wozhengfazhegaoshao，xiangchidiantuishaoyaozaiqusongcaide......”
唐帅弱弱地解释。
mianqiandeyuemuzhangnan，yishenghechi，shenzhiyigeyanshen，jiunenglingtangshuaisesefadou。
“nigemeiyongdefeiwu！lindianxiaoyujiufashaole，jiuganbulehuole？nixianbacaichuanwanlezaichiyao，nengbanishaosihaishizadi！”
zhangnanshangqianshenshouyida，batangshuaishoulideliangpiantuishaoyaodadiaole，yaopianluozailetajiaoxia。
tataiqigaogenxie，zhijiebaliangpiantuishaoyaocaichenglefenmo。
“妈......”
kandaozheiyimu，tangshuaimudengkoudai，shuangshoudouzhandouleqilai。
beiyuemuhenhenjiantade，buzhishiyaopian，gengshizijidezunyan！
“hailengzheganma！kuaiquchuancai，ganhuo！”
zhangnanshuangshouqiayao，hechidao。
tangshuaiyaozheya，burangqurudeleishuiliuchuyankuang，shuangshouduanqipanzi，zhuanshenzouxianglefuronggebaoxiang。
haohuadebaoxiangli，jigenanrenzhengzaihejiu。
tangshuaiduanzhetangculiyu，zoulejinlai。
“yo，yulaile，lailai，fangzheierba。”
litangshuaizuijindeguangtounan，chongzhetangshuaizhilezhizijidezhuoqian。
tangshuaizhidao，zheiweiguangtounanmingjiaowangmeng，zheisikebushishenmehaoniao。
tangshuaishuangshouduanzhepanzi，bianyaobapanzifangdaozhuoshang。
“lai，xiongdimen，zouyige！”
guangtounanwangmengshuozhe，duanqijiubei，turanjiuzhanleqilai。
tazheimengdeyiqishen，zhijiebashenpangdetangshuaizhuangdaoleyimizhiwai。
咣啷！
tashoulidepanzi，zhijieshuailuozaidishang。
盘子摔碎了。
neitangculiyuhetangtangshuishuide，jiandemandidoushi，haijiandaolewangmengdexiehekuzishang。
tangshuaidekujiaohexiemianshang，yebeijianlebushao。
“傻啊你！”
wangmengdamayisheng，yibajiuqidishangdetangshuai，zhijiejiushiyijixionghendexiji。
“呃......”
tangshuaibeitazheiyijixijidingzhongxiongkou，shuangyanfanbai，chadianchaleqi。
“wobushi......bushiguyide......”tangshuaiyaozheyajieshi。
“nibushiguyide，nandaolaozishiguyide？nigefeiwushangmennvxu，jintianbujilaoziyigemanyidejiaodai，laozirangnichibuledouzhezou！”
wangmengyifujuebushanbaganxiudejiashi。
唐帅心里一沉。
又被人黑了！
gangcai，wangmengmingmingjiushiguyiqishende，taguyizhaozijidemafan。
“怎么回事啊？”
huran，baoxiangdemendakaile，zhangnanzoulejinlai。
“laobanniang，kankan，nijiazheifeiwunvxu，shanggecaidoushangbuhao，nongdewoquanshentangtangshuishuide，jintianyaobujiwogemanyidejiaodai，wowangmengkeyanbuxiazheikouqi！”
王猛冲着张楠喝道。
zhangnanyikanzheimanditangshuideqingkuang，qideliumeidaoshu。
“tangshuai，nigefeiwu，jingjilaoniangtianluanani！”
“ma，nitingwojieshi，gangcaishitamengdeyiqishen......”
啪！
tangshuaicaigangjieshileyijuhua，zhangnanyishenshou，yijierguangzhijiechouzailetadelianshang。
唐帅愣了一下。
“ma，shitamenguyizhaowomafan，tamenxiangchibawangcana......”
“闭嘴！你还说！”
啪！
zhangnanyoushiyijierguang，henhendazaitangshuaidelianshang。
zheiyijierguang，kezhenhen。
tangshuaideliangdaobixuedouliulechulai。
“laobanniang，nijiazheifeiwunvxu，bujiwodaoqian，haiyaowoyikou，shuowomenxiangchibawangcan！jinerge，tayaobujiwoguixiaketoudaoqian，wobaozheng，fanshiworenshidepengyou，sheiyebuhuizailaitaoranjuxiaofeiyifenqian！”
王猛大声说道。
张楠脸色一紧。
zheiwangmengsuiranbushishenmehaoniao，dantaderenmaihenguang，yinianxialai，zaitaoranjudexiaofeiyeyougexiaoshiwan，zaisuanshangtapengyoudexiaofei，neijiudeyoujishiwanle。
weiletangshuaierdezuiwangmeng，zheidangranshiyuchunde。
“tangshuai，tingdaomeiyou！kuaijirenjiaguixia，daoqian！”
张楠又冲唐帅喝道。
zheiyike，tangshuaixinzhongdeweiqu，yixiacuandaledingdian。
“ma，nimingzhidaotazaiheiwo，nihaidawo！nihaibiwoxiangtaxiaguidaoqian......”
“nigefeiwu！jurangandingzui，fanlenile！”
zhangnanliumeiyishu，youyaodongshoudatangshuai。
就在这时。
门口处，丽影闪现。
yiweifubaimaomei，shencaigaotiaodenvshenzoujinlebaoxiang。
zheiweiyishenbaiselianyiqundenvshen，mingmouhaochi，qizhilengyan，zhengshitangshuaimingyishangdelaopo，fangqianqian。
“妈，怎么回事？”
fangqianqiankanlekanliuzhebixuedetangshuai，xuebaijingzhideqiaolianshang，quemeiyourenhebiaoqingbodong。
“tangshuai，xianquxishoujianxixi。”
tingdaofangqianqiandehua，tangshuaiyanlihanzhequrudeleishui，kuaibulikailebaoxiang。
laidaoxishoujian，tangshuaiguanshangmen，kanzhejingzilizijishaohongzhelian，liuzhebixuedesongyangzi。
为什么！
weishenme！zijizheishangmennvxu，zainvfangjiazongshichuchushouqi！
zongshiyifuruobujinfengnaozhongdeyangzi！
tangshuaixinlibiequ，molebayanlei，xiangdaoleliangnianqian。
liangnianqian，fangqianqianzaishenghuozhongpinzaohuoshi，moudashijisuanzheshimingliwuxingbuquan，xuyaozhaoyigenengbuwuxingdenanrencainengjiee。
dangshi，tangshuaidefuqinzhengxuyaoyibijiumingdeshoushufei，zaiweixinlikandaozheitiaozhaoxudexiaoxihou，tangshuaibazijideshengchenbazibaoshangqu，haizhenjiuzhonglefangjiazhaoxudebiao。
yushi，tangshuaijiuchenglefangjiadeshangmennvxu，huanlailejifuqinjiumingdesanshiwan。
weilezheisanshiwan，tangshuaizaifangjiarenqitunsheng，zunyansangjin。
zhidaojintian，tangshuaiganjue，zijizaifangjiaderizi，zhendeguobuxiaqule。
“zenmeban......wogaixianggouyiyanghuoxiaqu，haishigaipinshangyishengua，rangzhangnanzheigenvrenlingjiaoyixiawozheigexiaonvxudenuhuo？”
tangshuaizaixinlijiujiezhe，zhengyaoxiyixiabixue。
huran，yidixianhongdebixue，didaoletangshuaixiongkoudeyupeili。
突然。
玉佩中红光爆发。
yizhenqiyidehongguang，zhaoyaodezhenggexishoujiandouxianghongfangziyiyang。
zaizheiyipianhongguangzhong，yidaosirenfeiren，sishoufeishoudeshenyingruoyinruoxian。
“zheishishenmeqingkuang？......”
tangshuaixinliyijin，rujianguiguai。
turan，zheipianhongseguangying，huazuodaliangdeguguaizifu，ruchaoshuiyibanyongxiangtadenaodai。
“啊！”
tangshuaiganjuenaodaiyizhenzhangtong，zhijieyunleguoqu。
henkuai，tangshuaiyouzhengyanxingleguolai，quefaxianzijidetounaozhizhong，yongyoulexuduojiyi。
yishu、yaoxue、zhenfa、yangshengpaidu......
wudao、qili、xuewei、jingmai......
huiyan、mingdao、shengsihuofu、qingyuandingshu......
henduofuzashenaodexuewen，zhanmanletadenaohai。
“wu，xiaojiahuo，nimeiyunzoujin，wuyizhongbalaofuhuanxing，yesuanshikujinganlaile......laofuchuanniyidao、wudaoyumingdaozheisandaochuancheng，cinihuiyandongchazhishu，nixiaozikeyinitiangaimingle......”
yupeizhizhong，huranchuanchuzheimeyidaocanglaoeryoushenmideshengyin。
“shei？shisheizaishuohua？”
tangshuaichijingbuxiao，yibianwenzhe，zixikanzheshoulideyupei。
buliao，yupeizhongqueshishenmeyemeiyou，erneiyaoyandehongguang，yesuizhixiaoshile。
“tangshuai！xigebixueyaozheimejiu！zheilidelantanzi，haidengzhenilaishoushini！kuaijiwogunchulai！”
突然。
menwaidezoulangli，youchuanlaiyuemuzhangnanneishihoubandeshengyin。
tangshuaibujinbumande，jiangyupeishouhuibozili。
cishitingdaozhangnandeshihousheng，zijijingmeiyousesefadoudeganjuele。
gengshenqideshi，zijidegaoshaoyequantuile。
shenzhi，tangshuaiganjuezijibudanquanshenchongmanleliliang，erqieshenqingqishuang，jingshenzhenfen。
zheiganjue，jiuxiangxiulianle《yijinjing》huozhe《kuihuabaodian》side，famaoxisui，tuotaihuangu，jiushizheimehuishile。
“hao，jiranwoyezhangbenshile，neikedehaohaohuochugerenyanglaile！”
tangshuaixinlixiaozhe，likexijinglelianshangdebixue。
芙蓉阁包厢里。
wangmengshuangshouqiayao，heneijigetongbanzhanzaizhuoqian，haishiyifubuyiburaodeyangzi。
“tangshuai！kuaiguolaijirenjiaketoudaoqian！nizijiredemafan，nizijijiejue！”
kandaotangshuaizoujinbaoxiang，zhangnanqihuhudihedao。
“好说。”
tangshuaiweiweiyixiao，xiangzhangnanhefangqianqianshuodao，“ma，qianqian，zheibiandemafanwohuijiejue，nimenxianqumangba，zuiduoshifenzhonghou，wobaozheng，zheilijiushamafanyemeiyoule。”
kandaotangshuaimanlianpeixiaodeyangzi，fangqianqianqingqingtanlekouqi。
tazhidao，tangshuaishibuxiangrangzijihemamakandaotaxiaguiketoudeyangzi，suoyicairangzijihemamaxianlikaide。
suiran，tahetangshuaizhishimingyishangdefuqi，taduitangshuaibingmeiyourenheaiqingkeyan，danxiangdaotangshuaixiaguiketoudeyangzi，taxinlihaishibunengjieshou。
“wangxiansheng，tangshuaibuxiaoxinnongzanglenindekuzihexiezi，jiudianhuipeichangjininde，ninjiubuyaoweinantangshuaileba。”
fangqianqianqingqizhuchun，xiangwangmengshuodao。
“嗯？”
wangmengnongmeiyizhou，cushengshuodao，“fangxiaojie，niweitangshuaizheigefeiwulaogongshuoqing，zhei，shangsuanme？”
“qianqian，zheilimeinideshi！zou，genmachuqumangwaitoudeshi！”
zhangnanyibianshuozhe，lazhefangqianqiandegebo，liangrenjiuzheimelikailebaoxiang。
tangshuailikebafangmenguanshangle。
“feiwu，kuaijilaoziguixia，balaozixiemianshangdetangtangshuishuide，tianganjing！”
wangmengshuangshouqiayao，yifudengzhetangshuaiguitiantaxiemiandejiashi。
tangshuaiweiweiyixiao，zoudaolewangmengmianqian，muguangdingzaitamanlianhengroudelianshang。
liyongganggangdelaidehuiyanzhishu，tangshuaiyaodongchayixiatadeshenqian。
欺软怕硬！
色厉内荏！
五毒俱全！
肾病缠身！
zhidingleliangsanmiaozhong，tangshuaijiuzhidao，zheiwangmengshigeshenmehuosele。
“feiwu，fashenmedai，kuaiguia！”
“快跪，快舔啊！”
wangmengneijiweitongbanxiaozhe，dounachushoujilai，zhunbeibatangshuaiguitianxiemiandeyimuluxialai。
“xiaozei，jintianzheiyichu，shisheirangnizhengde，laoshijiaodaichulai，baoniyishuangshenmeishi！fouzedehua，heihei......”
tangshuaiyebulihuipangbianzheixieren，zhichongwangmenghuaihuaiyixiao。
wangmengyizheng，“nishuoshawanyier？”
tangshuaicoudaotaerpang，dishengdao，“zuijinshibushiniaopin，saniaowuli，niaolinli，erqieshichangtouyunerming？”
wangmengmuguangyijin，liansedabian。
“ni，nizazhidaode？”
“xiaozei，nideshen，shoulebuqingdeshange......”
“mengge，zheixiaozishibushihuyounini，genzheifeiwufeishahuaa，gejige，caitaa！”
turan，yiweiheilianzhuangnanyaohezhe，zheixierenjiuyaocoushanglaioudatangshuai。
“黑子，住手！”
wangmengyishengdahe，“nimendouxianchuqu，kuaidian！”
heizizheixierenlengleleng，yebuzhidaotangshuaihewangmengzaigaoshenmefeiji，daoshimeiganmoji，doulikailebaojian。
房门刚关上。
wangmengyibajiuzhutangshuaidelingkou，hedao，“laozishenshangdemaobing，sheidoubuzhidao，nixiaozishizenmekandelaide？shuo！”
tangshuaiweiweiyixiao，“douzheishihoule，haizhuangni，kanlaiwoyaobulushangyishou，nishizhenbuzhidao，wotangshuaizheigeshangmennvxu，bingbushishengyoudedeng！”
huayinfangluo，tangshuaishuangshougekaiwangmengdeshuangshou，lianggequantouzuoyoujiaji，zhijielunxiangtadenaomen。
“呃！”
wangmengmenhengyisheng，shuangfanyanbai，jingguidaozailetangshuaimianqian。
“tinghaole，bawoxiemianshangdetangtangshuishui，jiwotianganjing！”