第5章

“ranhoudaozhouyiquxuexiaodeshihou,wowangjidaiqian,suoyidasuanmingtianzaijiao。

huidaojiadewo,youbazheijianshijiwangjile。zhidaolaoshijimamadadianhua,shuowoneigekedeqianhaimeiyoujiao。

gangkaishideshihou,tahenzhengchangdewenwo,zheigeqianwoshibushinaquhuadiaole,rangwoshihuashishuo,tashuomamabuhuidanide。

shuozhetahaishenshouyaomowodelian,danwonashoubeidangzhule。

neishiwoxiayishidejudong,neigeshihou,zaiwodeyishili,tashenshoujiushiyaodawo。”

chuxiangwan,youkule,henkuaide,tashenshoucadiaole。

“woshuowomeiyouhuadiao,wobaqianfangqilaile。tayouwenwo,wofangzainalile,woshuowobujidele。

woshizhendebujidele,zhende,danshitabuxinwo。

tazhujiankaishizhuakuang,shengyin,wo,woxingrongbuchulai,fanzhengyuqihenbuhao,tahenshengqi,

wojiukule,tayoucongneizhonghenbaozaodezhuangtaihuifuleguolai,tabaozhuwo。

shuomamabushiguyixiongnide,mamajiushixiangrangnishuoshihua,nibaqianhuadiaole,

nijiushuonihuadiaole,mamabuhuiguainide,nizhiyaoshuoleshihua,mamajiubuhuiguaini。

kewozhendewangjile,tayoukaishibaozaoqilai,houlaiwoturanxiangqilaile,wojiuhetashuowoxiangqilaile,wojiupaodaoshujuneili,

baneibenwozuolejihaodeshunachulaijiukaishifan,keshi,meiyou,neibenshulimianmeiyouqian,kewomingming,mingmingjiushibaqianjiazailimianle,

tashuowopianren,shuowoxiaoxiaonianjijiukaishixuehuipianrenle,tajiudawo,shanwoerguang,ranhoudazhedazhe,tajiuturanpaolechuqu,

woyiweijieshule,jieguo,tayouqichongchongdepaohuilai,genyigemoguiyiyang,tashoulinazheyigeyijia,kaishiyonglidechouwo,

henteng,henteng。zaibeidadeshihou,gegejiejiemeimeidouzaimenkou,tamenkanjianwobeidale,

jiuku,houmianmamajiuhoutamen,shuobuzhunku,danshitamenhaishizaiku,suoyi,talianzheyikuaierda。

zheijianshihou,wojiuhenhouhui,henfanzao,houhui,weishenmeyaowangjijiaoqian,fanzaoweishenmehuiyouzheiyangdemuqin。

tacongyikaishijiubuxiangxinwo,takaikoudiyijujiushiwenwoshibushiwozijihuadiaole。

guoleliangtian,taturanxiaoxixidehewoshuo,shimamawuhuinile,neigeqianshiwonale,woyiweishinibabafangzaineilide,suoyijiunalechulai。

buyaoyuanmamaa,mamashiainide,zheigeshijieshangzhiyouwoshiainimende。

nibabakebushishenmehaoren,tabuxihuannimen,zhixihuannigege。nigegetayebuzenmexihuan,wocaishiainimende。

he,ai?he,wodangshibuzhidaogaishuoshenme,wozhishijuedetahaoxiangyoudianmaodun,

erqiewozijiyehenqifen,danshiwoyoubuganshuoshenme。

buzhitadawomen,babayedawomen,tahuinadianxianchouwohewodemeimei。

tamenlianggedadezuiduodejiushiwohewodemeimei。

gegejiejieouerda,erwohemeimei......woliangjiuhaoxiangtamenxiefendegongju,tamenyibushunxin,jiuhuilaizhaowomendemafan。”

yanqixuekule,xinzanghennanshou,takanqilaiyangguang,leguan,tiantianyizhangxiaolian,duirenhenhao,shigedahaoren,kanqilaiguaiguaide,jieguo......

“tamen,weishenmelaodanihe**mei?”

chuxiangwankanzhehunandezoulang,tashipaheide,tapagui,zaizheiyangdehuanjingli,tahuiduoxiang。

danshixianzaibuzhidaoweishenme,meiyouhaipadeganjue,kenengshitaishangxinle,yekenengshiyinweitashenbianyouyanqixuepeizhe。

taxilexibizi,“yinweiwomenshiduoyude。wohewomeimeishishuangbaotai,dangshihuaiyundeshihou,

baba,popo(nainaideyisi),haoduorenshuobunengshengxiawomen,

shimama,shidabo,paizhezhuozihetamenshuo,yaosheng,zheishiliangtiaoshengming,

zenmenengdaleni。hahahaha。”chuxiangwanturanxiaole,xiaodehendasheng,xiaodehenfangsi,

“wowushiwukedouzaixiang,weishenmebudaleni,woningyuanbulaidaozheigeshijieshang。huozheyoushenmeyisini。

jiuyinweizheige,wanghoudemeiyitian,tadouzaishuo,tameicidoushiyikaiwanxiaodexingshishuode,

danshi,neizhiyoutazijirenweitazaiyongkaiwanxiaodefangshishuode。

talaoshishuo,shiyinweiwo,shiwo,nimencainenghuoxialai,nimenyaoganxiewo,burannimendoulaibudaozheigeshijie。

fafengdeshihouyehuishuo,shineizhonghenshengqihenbaozaodeyuqishuode,shuoyaobushiwo,

nimenhainenghuodezheimehaoma。haishuo,wozainimenshenshanghualeneimeduoqian,

yihouyaohaide。hailaoshuowomenshipeiqianhuo,peiqianhuo。

nishuo,nijiushuoyijujiusuanle,jieguomeicishuo,tiantianshuo,yizhizainideerbianshuo,wojiuhuihenfanzao,nishuozheihuashishenmeyisini?

shiyaogaosuwoshenmema?shi,woshiyinweinicainenghuoxialai,ranhouni?

yaowobamingjinima?haiyouqian,nijiranyangbuqiganmayaosheng,shengleyoubuhaohaoyang。

houmian,woconggshizhuanxuedaonshiduxiaoxuesannianji,mamameigenguolai,haizaigshigongzuo。

babadaonshideyigedaxuelikailejiashuiba,gonggongpoposhizaidaxueligongzuode,

suoyitamenzhuzaijiaozhigong,jiushigenxiaoquyiyang,youyigefangzi,

womensigehebabagentamenyiqizhu。womensigexiaohaizhuyijianfang,

danshimeidaoxiatian,babajiuhuihewomenyiqishui,yinweiwomenfangjianyoukongdiao。

haoxiangshihegonggongpopozhuzaileyiqi,suoyi,bababuhuijingchangdawomenle,

houmianmamazaiwosinianjikuaijieshudeshihoudaozheibianhebabayiqishouzheneigeshuiba。

womenyaotiantianzhongwufangxue,congxuexiaozoudaoneigedaxueli,

ranhouzaizouhenzhangyiduanludaoshuibaqubangmang,qubanyixiangxiangyijianjiandeshui,yipingpingbaidaohuojiashang,bingxiangli。

quwanletamenhuimawo,haihuishanwo,youyicita,jiushibabashanwodeshihou,

beibabadeyigelaoshurenkandaole,tajiupaoguolaibawohuzaishenhou,

shuobunengdahaizia,jiusuanhaizizuocuoleshenme,yebunengdataa。

haizihaixiao。ranhouwobabashuo,xiaoshenmexiao,jiushigechusheng,tahuaitoule,haoxihuanpianren,

yidiandoubutinghuaa,budabuxing。houlaitaheneigeshushushuo,

wozhidaole,yanchuanshenjiaoma,dong,haoyihoubudale。jieguoneigeshushuyizou,hehe。

yinianjideshihou,wohewomeimeijiuyaoxiwan,zhufan,tuodi,dasaoweisheng,

haiyaobayifunadaoxiyijilixi,xihaoleyaoliangqilai。tamenzaizuofandeshihou,

womenbunengxianzhe,bunengzuozaineilidengfanchi,tamenhuishengqi。

huirangwomenxicai,bodasuan,baotudoupi,xishengjiang,jiushiyaobangtamenbasuoyouzaichaocaizhiqianyaozuodeshiqingquanbuzuowan,

ranhou,qufangjianjiaotangzaichuangshangwanshoujidetamenchaocai。

tamenhuibeizhepopogonggongdawo,suiranpopogonggongduiwoyebushihenhao,danshihuijiwozuofanchi,haihuijiwoxiyifu。

yicipopogonggongqulaojiale,tajiubuzhidaozhaolegeshenmeliyoudawo,

zhende,jiuwoyigeren,wodoubuzhidaowozuocuoleshenme,wozhendehenguaihenguai,bushiwoshuo,quanjiajiuwozuiguai,

jiejiebiwodasansui,neimedale,tamenbuhuida,gegeshinanhaizigengbuhuida,

zicongwomeimeigentamenduizhegan,duitamen,houtamen,tamenjiumeiyouzaishuoguotale,

zhiyouwocongtoudaoweibuganfankang,buganbutingtamende,

tamenrangwozuoshenmewojiuzuo,tamenshuoshawodouting。woyiweiwozheimeguaile,

wojiubuhuiaida,jieguobushide,jiushiyinweiwoguaisuoyitamengenghuimawodawo。

neicipopogonggongqulaojia,tamenjiudawo,wojiurenbuzhushuo,weishenmeyaodawo,

yinweiwojuedewohenweiqu,womingmingneimeguai,weishenmeyaodawo,wobudong。jieguotamenshuo,woxiangdajiudale,nishiwoshengde,

wodanizenmele。wogongnidushu,nijiushizheimexuede?!shushangjiaoniyaogennifumudingzuia!

wojiushuolezheimeyiju,zhende!”chuxiangwanqingxuturanhenjidong,tashenzheyigenshouzhitou,

jihubengkuidekanzheyanqixueshuo,“wojiuzhishuolezheimeyiju!

jiuyijua,tamendawo,chouwo,womenjiazaisanlou,mamaqifengle,dawanshangdejiaowobabawocongsanloutuodaolelouxia。

ta,tarangwoguizaidishang,mamayezaipangbian,jiuneimelengmodekanzhewo。woguizaidishang,ranhoutayijiaochuaizailewodetoushang,

wozhenggerenwanghoudao,toukezailehoumiandeshitoushang,kedaodeweizhihaibushineikuaidashitoushangdeguanghuadedifang,

shitadebianbian,wotoushang,youbianneilideneitiaozhangba,jiushizheigeshihounongde。hahahaha......”

chuxiangwanmozheyoubiandenaodai,yanqixuexiang,tashizaimoneitiaoba。

tashenshoubaozhuleqingxushikong,bengkuidechuxiangwan,shenshoupaizhetadebei。

yanqixue“niyinggaibaojingde,tadahaizishiweifade,nidangshihaishiweichengnian,shikeyixunqiufalvbaohude。”

chuxiangwan“wobuzhidao,wobuzenmelejieguojiadelvfa。erqie,jiusuanwozhidaole,

wokenengyebuhuibaojing。jiusuanwobaojingle,ranhouni?zuihouhaishihuibeidade。”

tabuzhidaogaishuoshenme,yanyuzaixianzaikanlai,shicangbaiwulide。

bijing,buguanxianzaishuoshenme,douwufawanhuirenhedongxi。tazhinengjiuzheimebaozheta。

jianjiande,chuxiangwanlengjingxialaile,tawozaiyanqixuehuaili,jiquzhewennuan。

“chuerdeshihou,youlianggeyuewomeilaiyima,wojiuhaojinzhang,

wojiujuedewoshibushiyoushenmewenti,woshibushideleshenmebing。wojiuquwenta。

wozhidaotabuhuishuoshenmehaohua,danwomeixiangdao,womeixiangdao,

tajingran......hahahaha。tayongyizhonghenciyandeyanshenkanzhewo,tashuo,nishibushihebierengaole。”

yanqixuezhenggerendoujiangzhule,gao,gaole?shi,shitaxiangdeneigeyisima?

chuxiangwanshenxiyikouqi,youtuchulai,“jiushinixiangdeneigeyisi。

tafengle,tazaojiufengle,tajiushigefengzi。wocaishisansui,woneigeshihoucaishisansuia!hahahahahahahahahahaha。

wocailiunianjikaishijitamenxiyifu,meiyouxiyiji,zheigewuzibijingshilaorenjiazhude,

suoyimeiyouxiyiji,tamenyebumai,popogonggongbuzaijia,meirenjitamenxiyifu,

shiwo,shiwoxide,tabujinrangwoxiyifu,hairangwojitaxineiyi**,

xitouyoushihouhaiyaowojitaxi。jiejiequsshengdushu,gegequlegaozhong,daowaimianzufangzizhu,

jializhiyouwohewomei,haiyouneilianggeemo。zicongsinianjiwomeihetamenduizheganhou,

jialitamenliangchulechonggege,jiushizuichongwomeimei,dangran,wojietamenyehenchong,

jiushibuchongwo,womeiyoudedongxi,woconglaimeiyou,woxiangrangwomeijiwoyongyong,

tayoushihouhuihenleyi,danyoushihouhuishuoneishitadedongxi,wobunengdong,woyaoshixiangyao,

jiurangbabamamajiwomai。womeipiqiyehenbuhao,tahaodeshihoushizhendehenhao,

tabuhaodeshihou,jiuhuihouwo,mawo,wojiuhuihouhuiqu,

taqijibaihuaijiuhuidawo,womenliangjiuzongshidajia,danmeicidajiadoushiwoshu,

yinweiwodabuguota。suiranwotiantianshenghuozaizheizhonghuanjingli,

danwohuimeitiangaojiewoziji,wobunengbianchengxiangtamenyiyangderen,jueduibuneng。

suiranshenghuoguodehenyayi,danwobuxiangrangbierenzhidao。suoyiwoxuehuileweizhuangziji,woxiaoxixi,wohuopoyangguangaisajiao,zheixiedoushiwoweizhuangde。

wojiushixiangyaoyongzheizhongfangshilairangzijideshenghuobiandetianyidian。

xiaodeshihou,wogewojieduiwomenliangdoubuhao,youdeshihouyehuinawoliangchuqi。

haihuixuebabamamashuohua,shuowomenliangshiduoyude,bugaihuozaizheishishang。

woxiaoshihoubijiaochidun,danshizhishifanyingmaneryi,genbenjiubusha,danshitamenjiuhuishuowoshishazi,

worangtamenbuyaoshuole,tamenjiushuowolianwanxiaodoukaibuqi,kaigewanxiaohaidangzhenle。”

chuxiangwanzuoleqilai,taishoujianglianshangdeleicagan,

“tamenshuo,woshizuimeichuxide,shuowomeigegecongming。wochuzhongdeshihouhaizaiduitamenbaoyouhuanxiang。

jiejiechengjibuhao,qududezhongzhi,meimeikaoshikaogeweishu,gegemianqiangdashanglemobanche,

kaoshangerbendegaozhong。wochuyijiukaishinulixuexi,jinlenianjiqianwushi,

houlainianjiqiansishi,diershiyiming,wonadaodiershiyimingdeshihou,

henjidong,wojiuxiang,wochengjizheimehao,tamenshibushihuikuawo,

bijingwomeimeishuxuekaoleliushifen,tamendoushuowomeimeiyihounengkaoshanghuaqing。

danshi,bushide,tamenshuo,ershiyimingyoushenmehaozhidejiaoaode,youbushidiyiming。

zheijuhuabawodaxingle。wojingranhaiduitamenbaoyoubuqieshijidehuanxiang,wojiushigeshazi。

congciyihou,wozaiyebuhuiquhetamenshuowokaoleduoshaoduoshao,meicikaijiazhanghuideshihou,

banzhurenjiuhuiwenwo,nijiazhangzenmemeilai,wojiuzhanqilaigaosuta,womeiyoufumu。

yejiushichuerdezheijianshi,wozaiyemeixiangtamenyaoguoyifenqian,wotongguocanjiabisaidejiangjinlaiyangziji。”

chuxiangwantanlekouqi,“woshiqisuile,mingnianjiuchengnianle,woxianzaisuanbangedarenle。

wojintian,huiqingxushikong,shiyinwei,wozhongyuyaobaituotamenle,zailaizheizhiqian,

wohetamenchaoleyijia,wobasuoyoujizandeqingxuquandoufaxielechulai。

jintian,tamendadianhuajiwo,yaohetamenpieqingguanxikeyi,woyaojitamenershiwan,

zheiershiwanshitamenshengxiawo,yangwodefeiyong。haiyaomeigeyuejitamenliangqiandeshanyangfei。

zheixienian,meimanshiliusui,wojiucanjiabisaizhuanqian,qujirendangjiajiaozhuanqian,

manleshiliu,jiushujiadashujiagong,weilezhuanqian,woxuehuileyongdiannaohuahuazhuanqian,

haiquzhibozhuanqian,yejiuzhizanlechabuduoliuwan。wohuihaiqingde。yidinghuide。”

chuxiangwanzhuanguotou,kanzheyanqixuegouchunweixiao,“xiexieniyuanyitingwoshuo,hu,shuochulaihou,wozhenggerendouqingsongle。”

yanqixuekanzheta,taxiaodehencanlan,yanjinglihaosiyouxingxing。

shia,nengbaituotamen,zenmenengbukaixinni。“nengbangdaoni,wohenkaixin,gongxini,niepanzhongsheng。”

chuxiangwanliekaizui,yuqiqingkuai,“xiexie。”

zheiyike,guangqusanletashenshangdeheian,jinsedeguanglongzhaozaitadeshenshang。

xinshijiededamenzaitamianqianhuanhuankaiqi,shuyutazijidepianzhang,zhengzaishuxie。