第5章

suyaoxiaoxinyiyidichaozheneifuguahuazouqu,neimoyangjiugengetouyoudexiaohaoziside,meiyibudouzoudeneijiaoyigejinshenya,xinlini,jiuxiangchuailezhihuobengluantiaodexiaotuzi,“pengpengpeng”ditiaogebuting,haiyigejingerdizaixinliniantaozhe:“aiyaya,laotianyeya,keqianwanbiezaiyoushayaoezileya,zuihaozheijiushigenengrangzanshunshundangdangchuqudejiguan,burankezhenyaozaizheiguidifangzhagenge!”

cuiliuni,gengshijinjingenzaitashenhou,neijiashijiuchameizhijieguazaisuyaoshenshangle,daqidoubuganchu,yanjingdengdegentonglingside,sisididingzheneifupiaodongdeguahua,shouhaibuzijuedijiuzhesuyaodeyijiao,neilidu,ganjuedoukuaibasuyaodeyijiaojijiuchugedonglaile,fangfoneiyijiaojiushitacikezaizheiherendifangde“jiumingdaocao”,kebunengsongkaiya。

jiuzaisuyaozhanzhanjingjingdishenchuneiweiweizhandoudeshou,qingqingchupengleyixianeifuhuadeshihou,yizhenqingweide“kaka”shengturanxiangqi,hedecuiliuchadianyibengsanchigao,zuili“ao”deyisangzijiuhanchulaile:“maya,zheishishadongjinga!”

jieguojinjiezhe,yuanbenjinbidemenjingranhuanhuandakaileyitiaofeng,yidaoguangxiancongmenwaitoulejinlai,jiugenwutaishangturandachudeyishuzhuiguangside。

“gongzhu,menkaile,menkaileya!”cuiliuneijidongdeya,shengyindoubianlediao,genbeicaileweibademaoside,buguoneiyanzhongmanshijiehouyushengdexiyue,jiuchameiyuandizhuanquanquanqingzhule。

suyaoyeshizhangshuleyikouqi,xinlineikuaidashitou“kuangdang”yishengzongsuanluoledi,tayibianpaizhexiongkou,yibianganmangshuodao:“aiyowei,kuaizoukuaizou,chenxianzaizheimenhaimeifanhui,ganjinlikaizheier,wanyitayouchoufengguanshangle,zankejiuzhenchengzheidixiashide‘changzhujiabin’leya。”

liangrenneishisayazijiupaoa,genhoumianyoushahongshuimengshouzhuizheside,shunzhelaishidelu,fengfenghuohuodijiulikaileneiyinsendenenghechurenyishenlenghandedixiashi,youhuojihuoliaoditaochuleneihuangfeidegenguiwusidegongdian。yilushangya,neiyewandefenghuhudichuizhe,keliangrenquejuedezheifengjiugenqinrendeshouside,gewaiqinqieni,zhidaohuidaosuyaosuozhudegongdian,“peng”deyishengguanshangmen,liangrencaichedifangsongxialai,neiganjue,jiuxiangpaowanmalasongzhongyuchongguozhongdianxianleyiyang。

jingguozheiyifanzheteng,suyaoyebuganzaimaoranxingdongle,taxinlizhuomozhe:“heng,zheigongtingliya,daochudoushikeng,yibuliushenjiunengshuaigedamapa,wozheixiangtanxunshenshizhimi,kedexianggelaohuliside,congzhangjiyicaixingya,kebunengzaizheimemaomaoshishidele,burannatianbazijiji‘zuo’meiledoubuzhidaoni。”

jiexialaiderizilini,suyaojiugengemeishierrenside,zhaochangzaigonglishenghuozhe,buguozhiyaoyiyoukong,jiugengexiaocaimifaxianlebaozangside,duozaizijideqingongli,meizizidizixiyanducongdixiashidaihuilaideneijibenshouji。neishoujilijizaidegongtingmishi,kerangtadakaiyanjiele,tayibiankanyibianrenbuzhuzaixinlitucao:“haojiahuo,zheigongliyiqiandeshierkezhengoujingcaideya,ganjuebineixiexibenzilixiedehaixuanhuni,wozheishenshipayeshigenzheiduiluanmasideshierjiaohezaiyiqileba,aiya,kezhengourangrentoutengdeyo。”

yuanlaiya,duonianqian,gongtinglijuranmaochulaiyigushenmideshili,zheishilikebudele,yigegegenhuimofaside,shanzhanggezhongqiqiguaiguaideshufa,xingshihaitebieyinmi,jiugenneibanyechulailiudadexiaolaoshuside,rangrenhennanfaxian。dangshidehuangdini,gujiyeshibeiqidegouqiang,xiangbazheigushilijiliangenbadiao,jiugenbaluobuside,kezhaolaizhaoqu,lianrenjiadelaowozainaerdoumeizhaozhe,neijiaoyigeyumenya。

qiaodeshi,jiuzaineiduanshijian,suyaodeshengmubeifaxianchuxianzaineishenmiguangmanglongzhaodegongdianzhizhong,zheishierzenmekandoutouzheguguiyijingerya。suyaoyuexiangyuejuedezheilimiankendingyoumaoni,zijideshenshihezheishenmishilineikendingshituobuleganxi,jiuhaoxianglianggenmahua,jinjindichanyikuaierle。

zhiyushoujilijizaideneixieshenmishufama,suyaoyekaishishizhexiulianle。hei,zheiyikaishiya,kebietiduobushunlile,neizhuangkuangbaichude,haojiciyunqibudang,chadianjiuzouhuorumole,suyaoxinlineigeqiya,renbuzhudunangzhe:“zheiwanyierkanzhetingku,zenmelianqilaibiwoxueneiyishuhainanni,wozheishigentayouchouzadeya,heng!”buguoni,taneiguzibufushudejingeryishanglai,jiugengejianglvside,yingshipingzhezijineijianrendexiangniupitangyiyangdeyili,zaijiashangduiyishudedutelijie,manmandihaizhenjiuzhangwoleyixierumendejueqiao,tazijidoudeyidixiang:“haha,wojiushuoma,benguniangchuma,nayougaobudingdeshierya,dengzheqiaoba,dengwobazheixieshufadouliandeliuliude,kansheihaiganxiaoqiaowoni。”

suizhetaduishufadexiulianjianrujiajing,suyaozhenggerendeqizhineiyeshicengcengwangshangzhanga,yuanbenjiutouzhecongrongzixindeta,xianzaigengshixianggexiafandexiaoxiannvside,duoleyizhongkonglingchuchendeyunwei,zouzailushang,huitoulvneijiaoyigegaoya,rangrenjianledourenbuzhuduokanjiyan,xinlihaidezhuomozhuomo:“zheisuyaogongzhuzenmegenbianlegerensideya,nandaoshitoutouchileshenmelingdanmiaoyaobucheng?”

gonglidezhongrenduitadebianhuaneiyeshiyuefahaoqile,jiugenyiqunxiaomaqueside,jijizhazhadiyilungebuting。neixiecengjingjidutaderenni,suiranxinlihaishigenchileningmengside,suanliuliude,kekanzhesuyaorujinyuefashouhuangdichongai,youduolezheibandutedeqizhi,yezhinengzaibeidilifanfanbaiyan,kebuganqingyiquzhaoretale,bijingsheiyebuxiangquchuzheigemeitouya,wanyibeisuyaoyongneishenmishufajizhuonongyixia,neikejiutaidiurenge。

ersuyaozaigonglidemingshengneiyeshiyuechuanyueyuanle,genzhanglechibangside,shibushijiuhuiyouqitagongdiandefeipinhuoshigongzhuhuangzimenyaoqingtaqianqufuyanhuoshixiangju,shuoshixiangju,qishiya,daduojiushixiangjiejitantantadexushi,kankantadaodihaiyouduoshaobenshi,jiugenyiqunhaoqibaobaoside,feidebarenjiadedierjibalaqingchucaiganxinni。

zheiriya,huanghouniangniangjubanleyichangchunrichayan,neichangmian,kezhenshirenaofeifanya。yaoqinglezhongduofeipinhegongzhumencanjia,suyaoziranyezaishouyaozhilie,tashoudaoyaoqingdeshihou,hairenbuzhuzaixinlidaquni:“yo,zheiyoudequ‘zhanchang’shangliudayiquange,yebuzhidaozheiciyouhuiyudaoshaqipashierya,xiwangbietaizhetengwojiuhaoge。”

laidaohuanghoudegongdian,zhijianneimanyuandechunhuajingxiangzhanfang,hongdexianghuo,fendexiangxia,baidexiangxue,chaziyanhongde,meidejiugenhuaerside,rangrenkanlexinlineijiaoyigeshutanya。zhongrenweizuozaijingzhideshizhuopang,zhuoshangneishibaimanlegezhongzhenxidechadianhexiangming,guangkanzhejiurangrenchuixiansanchile,kongqizhongni,mimanzhedandandehuaxianghechaxiang,neifenwei,bietiduoqieyiyazhile,jiugendaolerenjianxianjingside。

huanghouniangniangzuozaizhuweishang,shenzhehualidefengpao,toudaifengguan,neiyitaiwanqiandemoyang,jiugenhuashangzouxialaidexiannvside,taweixiaozhekanzhezhongren,shengyinneijiaoyigewenrouhaoting:“jinriya,nandechunriqinghao,bengongbianxiangzhebanzheichayan,rangjiemeimenhegongzhumenyitongjuju,shangshanghua,pinpincha,yehaodafazheixianxiashiguangya,dajiakedouyaojinxingyo。”

zhongrenneiziranshifenfenyinghezhe,yigegexiaodegenduohuaerside,yishijian,huanshengxiaoyujiugenneixiaoniaochanggeside,huidangzaihuayuanzhizhong。

suyaoni,jiuananjingjingdizuozaijiaoluoli,gengeguaibaobaoside,pinchangzhechashui,tingzhezhouweirendexianliao,oueryehuichashangjijuhua,neishuohuadefencunbawodekehaole,jiugenshoulinazhegechiziliangzheside,weichizhelimaodetideshejiaoxingxiang,xinliquexiangzhe:“heng,wojiudanggexiaotoumingba,kebielaizhaorewoya,wohaixiangananwenwendihewodechani。”

kejiuzaizheishiya,neiweimingjiaosuwandegongzhuturankaikoule,neishengyinyoujianyouxi,gengexiaolabaside:“tingwensuyaomeimeijinlaikeshixideyishenqimiaobenlingya,bujinyishugaochao,haisiyoulexiebieyangdeqizhi,meimeikefoujiwomenzhanshizhanshi,yerangwomenkaikaiyanjieni?”suwanzheihuayichukou,zhouweibushaorenxinlidouzaitouxiaoni,xiangzhe:“yo,zheisuwanyouyaokaishitiaoshierleya,keyouhaoxikange。”

suyaoxinlineijiaoyigemingbaiya,zheisuwangongzhuxianglaigenzijibuduifu,jiugenneiqianshiyouchouside,jinrizheihua,baiminglejiushiguyixiangrangzijichuchouni。tafangxiachabei,weiweiyixiao,neixiaorongliketouzheyigu“wojiuzhidaoniyaogaoshier”deyiwei,shuodao:“wanjiejiemiuzanle,wobuguoshixianlaiwushiduodulexieshu,lvedongxiepimaobale,nayoushenmezhidezhanshideya,wozheidianxiaobaxi,kerubulejiejiedefayanni。”

suwanquebuyiburaode,gengechanrendexiaoweibaside,jixushuodao:“meimeizheikejiuqianxule,zanmenjiemeizhijian,youshenmebunengzhanshideya,niruoshibuken,mobushizangzheyezhe,buyuanyuwomenfenxiangni,meimeikebunengzheimexiaoqiyo。”zheihuayichuya,zhouweideqifendunshibiandeyouxieweimiaoqilaile,jiugenbaofengyuqiandeningjingside,zhongrendemuguangneidougenjuguangdengside,qishuashuaditouxianglesuyao,youneikanhaoxide,yanjingdoufangguangle,jiudengzhekansuyaochuchouni;youneidengzheqiaorenaode,zuijiaodoukuailiedaoergenzile;yeyouananweisuyaoniebahande,xinlixiangzhe:“zheisuyaokezayingduiya,suwanzheiyetaiweinanrenleba。”

suyaomeitouweiweiyizhou,xinlirenbuzhutucaozhe:“heng,zheisuwanjinrishitielexinyaogenwoguobuquleya,wozheishizhaonirenile,gengeniupitangsideshuaidoushuaibudiao,woruoshibuying,pashihuiluorenkoushi,beirenshuowoshichongerjiao,keruoshiyingle,youbuzhidaotahululimaideshenmeyao,wanyishigexianjingkejiuzaole,aiya,zhengourangrentoutengdeya。”

buguoya,tahenkuaijiuzhendingxialaile,xinlixiangzhe:“heng,pashenmeya,benguniangshadafengdalangmeijianguo,jiranduobuguo,neiburutanranyingduibei,fanzhengwozheiduanshijianyexuelexiebenshi,weibijiupaleni,jintianjiurangniqiaoqiaowodelihai!”yushi,suyaozhanqishenlai,neidongzuoyouyadejiugenzhibaitianeside,shuodao:“jiranwanjiejierucishengqing,neiwobianxianchoule,zhishiwozheiyemeishenmetebiedebenshi,jiujidajiabiaoyangejiandandechayiba,haiwangjiejiehegeweijiemeimenmoyaoxiaohuacaishiya。”

shuoba,suyaojiuzoudaoyipangdechataiqian,kaishibainongqichajulai。zhijiantashoufaneijiaoyigexianshuya,yijuyidongdoutouzheyouyacongrong,jiugenneilianlejishinianchayidelaoshifuside,xianshizizixixidiqingxizhechaju,neirenzhendemoyang,jiugenzaijibaobeixizaoside,ranhouyoutiaobuwendiqucha、paocha,suizhereshuizhuruchahu,yizhenqingyoudechaxiangpiaosankailai,neiweierya,limajiumimanzaizhenggehuayuanzhizhong,jiugenjizheihuayuanpenlexiangshuiside,haowenjile。

zhongrendoubeitazheizhuanyedechayijixiyinzhule,yuanbenxiangkanxiaohuadeneixieren,lianshangneijingyadebiaoqingjiugenjianleguiside,yigegedoulengzaineierle,jiuliansuwanyemeixiangdao,suyaohaiyouzheibanchayigongdi,yishijian,jingbuzhidaogaizenmejixudiaonantale,neilianya,gengediaosepanside,yihuierqingyihuierbaide,bietiduohaoxiaole。

suyaoqingtaihaowan,dongzuoyouyadipaohaoleyihuxiangqipubidecha。zhijiantaxiaoxinyiyiditiqichahu,jiangneiqingchebilv、reqitengtengdechashuizhuyizhurujingmeidechabeizhizhong。daichabeizhenmanzhihou,tamiandaiweixiao,ruchunfengbanhexudijiangchabeiyicidijizaizuodemeiyigeren。

“zhuwei,qiechangchangwozheixindedehaocha。cichamingyue‘cuiyuhanxiang’,naishiwoyiciouranchuyoushisuomidedezhenxipinzhong。qiweiqingxindanya,youruqingchenshanlinzhongdediyilvweifengfumianerlai,lingrenxinkuangshenyi。”suyaozhuchunqingqi,shengyinqingcuiyueer,wanruhuangyingchuguyibandongting。shuoba,tameiyanwanwan,zuijiaoshangyang,luchuyimoqiaopidexiaorongjiezhedao:“buguoni,ruguodajiajuedezheichabuhaohe,yeqianwanbuyaomianqiangzijiyanxiaque,gengbuxutuchulaiyo!hahaha……”

suyaozheifanfengquyoumodehuayugangyiluodi,jiuxiangyikeshizitourupingjingdehumian,shunjianjiqicengcenghuanledelianyi。zaichangzhongrenxianshiyileng,suijibianbeitadehuixieyancidoudehongtangdaxiao。yuanbenyouxiejujindefenwei,chaneijianyanxiaoyunsan,querdaizhideshiyipianqingsongyukuai、qilerongrongdejingxiang。

zhongrenjieguochabei,qingminyikou,dunshizanbujuekou,fenfenkuazansuyaochayijingzhan,zheichayeshihaocha,neikuadeya,jiugenzheichashitianshangdiaoxialaidexianchaside。huanghouniangniangyeweiweidiantou,lianshangxiaokailehua,xiaozheshuodao:“yaoerzheichayiguoranbufanya,jinrizheichayandaoshiyinnigengtianlejifenyaquni,kanlaiyihouzanmengonglidechayiya,doudegennixuexuege。”

suwanjianshibumiao,lenghengyisheng,neimoyangjiugendoubaidegongjiside,bianbuzaishuohuale,zhishiyanshenliyijiutouzhebuganheyuanhen,xinligujihaizaixiangzhezenmexiacizaizhaosuyaodemafanni。

suyaohuidaozuoweishang,xinlianzisonglekouqi,haitoutouchaosuwanneibianzuolegeguilian,dangranla,shizaixinlizuode,zuishangkebuganni,taxiangzhe:“heng,zheicisuanniyunqihao,xiacikemeizheimerongyirangwoguoguange,wokedehaohaoxiulianwodebenshi,rangnimenzheixieaitiaoshierdedoubuganzaizhaorewoya。”

chayanjieshuhou,suyaozhengzhunbeihuizijidegongdianni,quebeihuanghouniangniangshenbiandegongnvjiaozhule,shuoshihuanghouniangniangyouqing,xiangdanduyutaliaoliao。suyaoxinlineigeyihuoya,gengezhangerheshangmobuzhetounaoside,buzhidaohuanghouniangniangcijushiheyongyi,danyebuhaojujueya,zhihaogenzhegongnvlaidaolehuanghoudeneidianzhizhong,yilushanghaizaidiguzhe:“zheihuanghouniangniangzhao**shaya,nandaoshiyaojiwojieshaoduixiang?aiya,yinggaibuhuiba,kebieyoushishenmemafanshierya,zhenshirangrentanteni。”