第6章 真是歹毒愚蠢

“shaonainai,ninshoushangle!worangyishenglaijininkankan!”linbojianzhuang,huangmangshangqianbatangzhifuleqilai。

“womeishi。”tangzhiningmei,yijingyouxiefenbuqingshentihexinnagegengtengle。

“shaonainai,laotaitaizhidaoninxinshan,suoyicaibarendaiguolai,ninkangangcai……ai!”linbotanqi。

gangcaibailingyuwangzijishenshangposhui、hundaoxianhaitangzhideneiyimu,gujinxingmeikandao,takeshikandeqingqingchuchu。

zhibuguo,tameixiangdaosulailengjingchenwendexiaoshaoye,zheicijinghuixiangxinneigelailibumingdenvren,ershanglexiaoshaonainai。

“shaonainai,ninxianrangyishengbangninkankan,nvhaizishenshangkebunengliuba,xiaoshaoyeneibianwoqutininjieshi。”linboyanba,bianyaofenfushenbiandeyongren。

“buyongneimemafan,ninxiandaiwoqujiankongshikankanba。”tangzhidemouguang,luodaozhouweishushangbeiweizhuangchengniaochaodeshexiangtou。

“先别惊动奶奶。”

……

十分钟后。

tangzhinazheshouji,laidaobailingyusuozaidekefangmenqian,quebeitezhuyinhengshenshoulanxia。

“tangxiaojie,guzongshuotakeyikanzailaotaitaidemianshang,dangzheijianshishigeyiwai,buzaizhuijiu,haiqingninyihoubuyaozaiweinanbaixiaojie。”

tangzhiwenyan,zhijuecier。

tameizuoguodeshi,pingshenmeyaopingbaiwugudibeirenyuanwang?

erqie,haiyaoliandaishangyibanianjidenainai。

“woyaoshuozheibushiyiwaini?”tangzhiyibajiangrentuikai,maibushangqian。

yinhengmeixiangdaotahuiruci,xiangyaozulandanweishiyiwan。

tangzhigangzoudaomenbian,quetingzhaoyishengdao:“huaiyuntousangeyuezuishijinyao,baixiaojiezheicaiyigeyue,gengdewanfendangxincaixing。”

tangzhidexiongqiangturanyoukouqiduzhe,shangbulai,youxiabuqu。

怀孕一个月?

跟自己时间差不多。

neigeshihou,tagengujinxinghaimeilihun。

shenzhi,zijihaizaiguowaijiudianweilejiuta,zhishenyirenyinkaineibangqiongxiongjiededaitu。

erzheigenanren,neijitianjingranyijinggenbiedenvrendianluandaofeng、buzhitiandiweihewule!

tangzhishenxileyikouqi,zhijietuimenerru。

zhanzaichuangbiandegujinxing,wenshengzhuantoushi,ruyanbianshitalengbaishuangbeishangcimudeshangkou。

wulunsheikanle,douhuirenbuzhuxinshenglianxi。

gujinxingqueyinchuangshanghunmibuxingdebailingyu,yijitaduzilidehaizi,shengyinsenhandizhiwen,“nilaiganma?”

tangzhishizhijinzuan,nuliyazhizhexinzhongnuyi,“laigaosuni,gangcaibingbushiyiwai。”

“tangzhi,woshuoguo——lihundeshi,niyourenhewentidoukeyigenwodetezhutan,keniquepianpianxuanlezuiyuchunyoudaidudefangshi。”

nanrenkouzhongzizidourudaoci,fanfusichezhetashenshangdeshangkou。

唐芷自嘲一笑。

zijidangchuweilejiuta,yiwaixianshen、huaiyun,denglaidequeshitadelihungaozhi。

weileburangtaxiangquderenweinan,tahaoxinsongcha。

kezaitaxinli,zijijingchengleyuchunyoudaiduderen。

tangzhiquebingweitizijibianjie,zhibashoujidileguoqu,“gujinxing,buzhidaonikanwanzheiduanjiankongshipinzhihou,hainengbunengzheimelizhiqizhuang?”

gujinxingchiyipianke,zhonghaishishenshoujieguo。

dangtadiankaishipin,miansequeshiyidiandianlenglexialai。

jingya、yihuo、bukezhixin,gengshirutengmanbanpadaolelianshang。

tameixiangdao,tangzhijingzhenshichuyuhaoxin,meiyoubanfenyaohairendexingwei。

gengmeixiangdao,bailingyuhuizaikandaozijishi,guyibachashuiwangtazijishenshangpo。

gujinxingmouguangfuzadikanxiangchuangshangdenvren。

zheigeyiyueqianyiwai**,huailezijidehaizi,taxiangjigemingfendenvren。