xueningxuedezongzhujiwofalaiyizhangpengyouquanjietu。
taxinzhaodenanmishuzaipengyouquanlifaleyizhangzhaopian,shiyifenzhuangmanjingzhicaipindefanhe。
neishiwojixueningxuezhunbeidewufan。
peiwenshi:【wushangweiguangdenvwangdarenzhaojianglepaomianemo,jiuxialeduzitengqishi。】
tongshi,jihuconglaibufapengyouquandexueningxueyefaleyigepengyouquan。
zhaopianshangshiyitongpaomian,xianglaniurouweide。
peiwenshi:【haohuainiandeshuxiweidao。】
wozhengqideyaoyaqiechi,yuemudedianhuayoudaleguolai。
「nimeikandaotazaichipaomianma?nizenmemeijitazhunbeiwufana?tabunengchiladeya!」
wozhijielianxileyijiadaxingshangchao。
「yibaixiangxianglaniuroumian,jiwosongdaoxueshijituan。」
tabushixihuanhuainianma,neiwojiurangtahuainiangegou!
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gangjinjiamen,zongzhuliuchengjiujiwofalaileyitiaoxiaoxi。
neishiyizhangpengyouquanjietu,xueningxuedexinmishushenmingqifaleyizhangfanhedezhaopian。
fanhelicaipinbaifangjingzhi,yourouyoucaiyouyu,yingyangdapeijunheng,yikanjiushijingxinzhunbeide。
shenmingqidepengyouquanwenanshi:【wushangweiguangdenvwangdarenzhaojianglepaomianemo,jiuxialeduzitengqishi。】
woyilianbujie,weishenmewojixueningxuezhunbeidehefanhuidaoletamishudeshouli。
haimeidengwofanyingguolai,liuchengyoufaleyitiaoxiaoxiguolai。
【看朋友圈。】
woyihuodidakaipengyouquan,zhikanleyiyanjiujihuqizhalefeifu。
yinianyefabuleyigepengyouquandexueningxue,jingranyefaleyitiaopengyouquan。
zhaopianlishiyitongxianglaniurouweidepaomian,heyizhinazhesuliaochazidezhuazi。
peiwenshi:【haohuainiandeshuxiweidao。】
xueningxuezheigejiangutou,fangzhewojitajingxinzhunbeidehefanbuchi,jingranbawozuodehefansongjizijidemishuchi,zijiquequchipaomian。
wozhengxiangbadianhuadajitazhiwenzheidaodishizenmehuishi,yuemudedianhuadalejinlai。
woganganxiajietingjian,haimeilaidejibashoujifangdaoerduopang,yuemupitougailiandemaiyuanjiucongdianhuaneibianchuanleguolai。
「haoyunizenmehuishi?jintianzenmemeijiningxuezhunbeiwufana?」
「nibuzhidaotachangweichachibulelama?nizenmenengrangtachipaomianneizhonglajishipinni。」
「ma,wojitazuofanle……」
「zuofanle?nizuofanletahainengchipaomiana?」
yuemuqiangxingdaduanwodehua:「wogangjiningxuedaledianhua,tashuonijintianyuelebianjichifanle,wangjijitazhunbeiwufanle。」
「nitiantianzuozaijialimazi,liangongsidoubuqu,jiurangnijitazuodunfannidouzuobuhaoma?」
wolandejixugentachepi,zhijieguaduanledianhua,fanshoujiubashenmingqipengyouquandejietujitafaleguoqu:「kandaolema?ninverbawoxinxinkukujitazuodefanweigoule。」
yuemuneibianchedimeishengyinle。
wozhiganjuezijixinlidudehuang,xianzaijiuxiangjianjianxue。
xueningxuezheige**,bawojitazhunbeidewufanjilezijidemishubushuo,haifalegepengyouquanjineigexiaobailianhuiying,shenzhihaipiantamashuowogenbenjiumeijitazuofan。
tazaigongsigennanmishuwanaimei,pingshenmeshouzhizedequeshiwo?
tamingzhidaozijichiladehuiweiteng,ketaquefeidechineiwanpaomian,jiushizhangzhetameiciweitengdoushiwozaipangbianduanchadaoshuidisihou。
jirantaneimexihuanneigeshuxideweidao,neiwojiuchengquanta!
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dangtianxiawu,yiliangshangchaodesonghuochetingzailexueshijituandezhengmenkou。
zhuangxiegongdakaihuocangmen,zhijiebayixiangxiangfangbianmianduizaigongsidedatingli。
qiantaifuzejiedaidexiaoguniangganjinpaoleguolai:「biebanlebiebanle,nimenshibushisongcuole?」
woconghuochehoumianzouchulai,qiantaikandaowoganjinxingli:「zhoufuzonghao!」
「meisongcuo,jiushisongdaozheier。」
wozhizhekuaiyaoluochengshandepaomianfenfuqiantai:「yihuierzhaorenbazheiyibaixiangpaomianquandousongdaoxuezongbangongshiqu。」
shuowanwojingzhijinledianti。
bangongshili,xueningxuekanzhebeibanshanglaideyixiangxiangpaomian,liansejidunankan。
「haoyu,ninengbunengbuyaonaole?」
「wozhishikantaweibushufuhaizaichipaomian,suoyicaibanijiwozuodefanrangjitachi。」
「wogentazhishiputongdeshangxiajiguanxi,womenliangzhijianshenmeshidoumeiyou。」
「xueningxue,bushifeidenimenlianggunzaiyiqicaisuanchuguide,nixinlixiangdeshenmeniyinggaizuiqingchu。」
「nixianzaijiushizaixiangshouzheizhongaimeideqifen,nijiushizaixiangshoutakanxiangnideneizhongchongbaidemuguang。」
「gongsizheimeduoren,bierenweitengniyehuibawozuodefanrangjibierenchima?」
「wogennijiehunzheimejiule,nibuhuiyiweiwobulejienishigeshenmexingziba?」
「nigangfawanneigepengyouquannimajiugenwoxingshiwenzuile,nigaosuwonishizenmegennimashuode?」
bangongshidemenbeituikai,chuanzheduanxiuniuziku,jiaocaiyishuangheisefanbuxiedeshenmingqiduanzhekafeizoulejinlai。
yangguangdeyaoming,shiwobushanzhangdeleixing。
「周先生,咖啡。」
woduanqineibeikafei,haobuyouyudipozailetadeshenshang。
shenmingqiheleyitiao,mingmingyinggaihoutuiduobidejiaobuquebianchengledaoxiangxueningxuedezishi。
xueningxueshenshoufuzhushenmingqi,lianshangmingxiandaishanglehuoqi。
「zhouhaoyu,nimeiwanleshiba?」
「zheilishigongsi,bushizaijiali,meirenguanzheni!」
wolengxiaozhekanxianglouzaiyiqidelianggeren:「zaibaojindianer,nizaiyongdianli,nidenvwangdarenjiugaigenwolihun,rangnizheigeduzitengqishishangweile。」
tingdaowodehua,lianggerenlianseyihong,ganjinfenkaile。
wozhizhebeipoleyishenkafeideshenmingqi:「xueningxue,nihaihaoyisishuonimeiyouchabieduidai?」
「tagangcaijinlaijiaowoshenme?zhouxiansheng?wobushizheijiagongsidefuzongma?haishishuoniyijingbeizhewobawokaile?」
「zhouxianshengzheigechenghushibushinimoxude?nishibushijuedewozheigefuzongduoyu?」
「gongsisuoyoudenanyuangongdoushixizhuang,zaigongsibixushibaisechenshanheshenselingdai,lianwodoubunengliwai,tazheiyishendabanyoushishenmeqingkuang?nidexinqingquma?」
xueningxueyanzhongshanguoyimojiongpo,haoxiangkaoshishibeijiankaolaoshifaxianxiaochaodezuobixuesheng。
「nihushuoshenme,tazhishizanshimeimaidaoheshideyifu,suoyiwocairangtaxianchuanzhezijideyifushangbande,nibiexiaxiang。」
「xueningxue,taruzhiyijingkuaiyigeyuele,shenmeyifuyaomaiyigeyue?tajiushitouzhuyemaidaoyifuleba?」
「zheishiwobuguanle,nizijikanzhebanba。」
woyizhizoulanglidepaomian:「congmingtiankaishiwobuhuijinizuofanle,shenmeshihounibazheiyibaixiangpaomianhuainianwanle,shenmeshihouwozaijinixushang,nibushibuxihuanwozuodefanma,yihounijiugenzheixiepaomianguoba。」
xueningxueliansebunai:「nibiewuliqunaolexingma?woshenmeshihoushuoguobuxihuannizuodefanle?」
「那就是喜欢喽?」
wocongbaolitaochuyigefanhe,dakaigaizifangdaotamianqian:「chiba,nibushixihuanma?」
xueningxue「pa」diyipaizhuozi:「zhouhaoyunishibushifengle?niwanghefanlizhuanggouliangshishenmeyisi?」
「jinizhunbeidefana,nibushixihuannawodefanweigouma?」
wodemuguangluozaiyipangdeshenmingqishenshang:「duzitengqishi,zheishinucaitedijinizhunbeidewanfan。」
「chiba,haidengshenmeni?」
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yishenkafeizideshenmingqidizhetouzhanzaixueningxueshenhou,lianshangxiemanleyingxiongjiuyishidedayilinran,buzhidaodehaiyiweizongcaiminglingtamashangzaibangongshizicaijitianni。
「shenmingqi,ruguoniyouxiangdangzongcaizhangfudeyexin,nijiuyinggaizhidao,tamenzheixieqianjin**xihuandejiushinizheizhongyangguangdananhai,dantamenjuebuhuirangyigezhengtianzhihuisajiaojiaojiejiedefeiwuchengweizijidelingyiban。」
「ruguonizhixiangdangnvzongcaidexiaobailian,huozhejiuxiangyibeizidangyigemingbuzhengyanbushundedixiaqingren,neinijiujiezhezhuang,kankannidenvwangdarenhuibuhuijiajinizheiweiduzitengqishi。」
「ruguonixiangbawoganzouzijishangwei,neijiunachuyidianerxiaobailianzhuanzhengdepolilai。」
wobazhuangzhegouliangdefanhewangqiantuiletui:「chileta,zhiyaonichileta,xueningxuebaifenbaihuizhanzainineibianbangniduifuwozheigelaogong,daoshinijiulichengweinvwangdarenneichendemubiaoyoujinleyibu。」
「jixiangpanshanggaozhi,youshebudezijidelianpi,neinijiuzhinengyibeizidangyouqianrendejiaxiangjiaohelanhuanggua。」
shenmingqimingxianmeitingjinquwodehua,lianshangdequrugengshenle:「zhouxiansheng,woqueshizhishigexiaomishu,danbudaibiaowojiumeiyouzunyan,nizheishizaiwuruwoderenge。」
「wohexuezongconglaimeiyouguoyuju,nishizaiyongnideeyichuaicewo!」
「wuruniderenge?nimeiyoujingzi,niaozongyouba?nibuhuizhaozhaonizijima?」
wolengxiaoyisheng:「meiyouyuju?nizhenhaoyisishuozheijuhuaa?」
「shenweiyigemishu,lianyifudouchuanbuhao,nikankannizheishendabanxiangyigemishudedabanma?jiunizheishendabanyaoshigenlaobanchuqutanshengyi,nijuededuifanghuirenweinishilaobandemishuhaishilaobandaichulaixuanyaodenanchong?」
「yigemishuchilelaobandewufanhaiweicizhanzhanzixi,nishenweimishushitilaobanjiejuewentide,bushijilaobanzhizaowentide。」
「ruguonizhendeyouzunyanzheizhongdongxi,nixianzaiyinggaiyingqidicizhilikai,erbushizhanzaizheierxueshikeshabukeru,duozainvrenkudangdixiadangnuofu。」
「够了!」
xueningxueyijiaotifeilezhuangzhegouliangdefanhe:「zhouhaoyu,nibietaidecunjinchile!」
「zheilishigongsi,zheishiwodesirenmishu,niyoushenmequanlizheimeduidaiwoderen?」
gouliangsisanfeijian,wojiuxiangyizundiaoxiangyiyang,renyougouliangzazaiwodeshenshang,yidongbudong。
「xueningxue,woxianzaizhijinilianggexuanze。」
「yi,nijixuliuzhenideduzitengqishi,zanmenlianglihun。」
「er,batacile,wokeyidangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng,yihouwoyebuhuifanjiuzhang。」
「yihaishier,nizijixuanba。」
「不可能!」
xueningxuehuidadehaobuyouyu:「gongsiyougongsidezhangchengzhidu,sheiyemeiyouquanliwuyuanwugukaichuyuangong。」
wodiandiantou:「hao,womingbaile。」
shuowanwozhijieqishen,jingzhijiuwangwaizou。
xueningxueganshanglai,yibachezhuwodegebo:「haoyu,ninengbunengbienaole!」
「松开!」
woyibashuaikaitadeshou:「xueningxue,xuanzeshinizijizuole,nixianzaichezhe**shenme?」
「xianzaidouershiyishijile,nibiegaosuwonihaidasuanjizijiyanggemianshou。」
「nishidasuanbatafuzhengdaitiwodeweizhi,haishidasuannonggewaizhaia?」
「haoyu,ninengbunengtingwo……」
「滚!」
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huidaojiawodiyijianshijiushishandiaoledianzisuoshangxueningxuedezhiwen。
【shenmeshihounihuainianwanneiyibaixiangpaomian,nishenmeshihouzaihuijia。】
xueningxuejingranzhendeduqimeiyouhuijia。
dangtianwanshang,liuchengyoujiwofalaileyitiaoxiaoxi。
shenmingqiyoufaleyitiaopengyouquan,shouwanshangfankeyabaodewanbiaoyichangciyan。
peiwen:【duyiwuerdeanweijiang,dushuyuqishidexiaoquexing。】
jintiandewobushifankeyabaodehuiyuan,danbudaibiaomingtiandewoyebushifankeyabaodehuiyuan。
woyitongdianhuawaijiajitiaoxiaoxi,fankeyabaodezhuanjujinglizaidianhualijiuxinshidandandipaizhezijidexiongfuxiangwobaozheng:「zhouxianshengninfangxin,wojintianwanshangjiushipaoduantui,yeyidingbaninyaodeliangquanbupeiqi。」
diertianshangwu,gongsisuoyourendoushoudaolezhoufuzongcaisongchudeliwu。
nanyuangongmeirenyikuaishenmingqipengyouquantongkuanwanbiao,nvyuangongmeirenyikuaifankeyabaodeshoulian。
lingqutiaojianshimeigerenbixupaizhaofayigepengyouquan,peiwenshi「yishitongrendefulijiang,laiziyufuzongcaidexiaoquexing。」
lianxidaoshenmingqizuotianwanshangfadeneitiaopengyouquan,gongsishangxiasuoyourendouxiangtatouqulebiyidemuguang。
youjigebumenlingdaoshiwoderen,gengshizhijiezaineitiaopengyouquanxiamiangongkaichaofeng。
【jiaotangdebaigebuhuiqinwenwuya,cesuodenibuhuiezhehuijia。】
【bierenshiyansebuyiyangdeyanhuo,nishiwumaoqianyikundedacihua。】
【renkaoyishangmakaoan,goudailingdangpaodehuan。】
neitiankaishi,gongsishangxiasuoyourendoukaishigulishenmingqi。
yifenjiwankuaiqiandexiaoliwu,jiukeyirangtamentongyizhanxian,jiuliancengjingzaigongsiliheshenmingqiwuhuabutandejige「haoxiongdi」,yekaishiyongneizhongkanxiaobailiandemuguangdaliangta。
shenmingqibulijie,zhiqiantadedaozongcaideqinglaishi,zheixierenmingmingtoulaideshiyanxiandemuguang,kezhayanjian,zheixierenjiukaishiduitazhizhidiandian,youxierenshenzhidangzhemianyilunta,shuotashixiangchitianeroudelaihama。
neikuaibeitafuyuleteshuyiyidewanbiao,neikuairangtapiaopiaoyuxianyiweizijikeyigengjinyibudewanbiao,cishiquerutongyijixiangliangdeerguang,zhongzhongdishanzaitadelianshang。
daizaitashouwanshangdezheikuaiwanbiao,jiuzheimetangerhuangzhidichengweiledaozhitazaigongsizaodaochaofenghegulidezuikuihuoshou。
takusangzhelianqiaoxianglexueningxuebangongshidemen,jiangneikuaiwanbiaobaizailexueningxuedemianqian。
「xuezong,nindehaoyiwoxinlingle,danzheikuaiwanbiaoninhaishinahuiquba。」
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zicongjiehunyilai,zheishixueningxuehewochaodezuixiongdeyichangjia。
tachonghuijiali,dangzhewodemianzasuilekezhewomenliangjiehunzhaodeyumianpingfeng,haibawotediqujingdezhenshaozhideyiduiciqijizalegefensui。
「zhouhaoyu,woyiqianzenmemeifaxiannizheirenzheimexiaodujichang,lianyigemishudecunidouyaochi。」
「tabuguojiushigegangbiyededaxuesheng,niyoubiyaozheimexingshidongzhongdiduifutama?」
「woyijinggennishuoguole,wogentazhijianshenmeshiqingdoumeiyou,niweishenmejiushibukenfangguota?」
wopingjingdikanzhewulideyipianlangjie,haoxiangtazasuidezheixiedongxidouhewomeiyouguanxiyiyang。
「shenmeshiqingdoumeiyou?」
wozhishizhetadeyanjing:「taduzibushufu,niyinggaizuodeshijitafangjiarangtaquyiyuanjianchashenti,erbushibawojinizhunbeidewufandangzuoniliaoxiaobailiandedaoju。」
「neikuaishoubiaoduinilaishuojiushijigexiaoqian,danduitalaishuojiushijigeyuedegongzi,gongsineimeduorenniweishenmebusongbierenpianpianyaosongta?」
xueningxuejieshidelizhiqizhuang:「haibushiyinweiniluanqiyixin,batajinongdetaibuqitoulai,woshipatachuquhushuobadao,suoyicaimailewanbiaotinica**de。」
「woyongnitiwoca**ma?wozheimedagerenle,nandaowozijibunengweizijidexingweifuzema?」
「xueningxue,biebazijizhaideneimeganjing,nineidianerwochuoxinsiniyiweiwobuzhidaoma?」
「tafademeiyitiaopengyouquannidoukandejian,tashuodeneixiehuaninandaozhendekanbuchulaitashizaianshishenmema?」
「nizaixiangshouzheizhongbuxuyaonifuzedeaimei,nizhishixiangyaokandaotaxiangnitoulaideneizhongmuguang,nimingmingzhidaowokandejiantafadeneixieneirong,nimingmingzhidaowokanlehuishengqi,nimingmingzhidaoweihutahuirangwonanguo,kenihaishimoxuletadezheizhongxingwei,nishenzhiweiletahuijiagenwochaojia。」
「xianzaiyoulianggenanrenzaiweinizhengfengchicu,nixinlishibushitebiedeyi?ganjuezijitebieqiangshou?」
wozhizhemandidesuipian:「zheishanpingfeng,shizanmenliangjiehunqianwobasongguolaibaizaimenkoude,shangmianyongzhengkuaiyudiaokedejiehunzhaoguangshi**jiuhualejiangjinsangeyue。」
「nizasuideneiduiciqihuaping,shangmiandeyoushiwogenshifuyidianyidianerxuexihou,youyibiyihuakeshangqude,shangmianshinihewodemingzi。」
「haiyouneibaxiezhezanmenliangmingzidefeicuishanzi,nigangcaicaixiaqudeshihoukeshiyidianeryouyudoumeiyoua。」
「nihuidiaodequanshidangchuzanmenliangjiehunshizhibandedongxi,xianzainigaosuzheishishenmeyisi?」
tingwozheimeshuo,xueningxuelianshangdebaonuxunsutunlexiaqu,lianshangluchuhuangjideshense:「haoyu,nitingwojieshi……」
「buyongzaijieshile,womingbainideyisi。」
woshunshouchaoqizhuoshangneigeshuodadeshuijingbaijian:「wozheirenyouzicanqingjie,nizhunbeiqisulihunba。」