第5章 诡异计生用品,要不要来点奶类饮品

suyunnulishizijilianshangdexiaorongbaochi,ranhoushenchuyizhishou。

“keke,neishenme,woqianbugou,nijiewodianbei。”

jiezheyoushenchuyizhishou,xiangnvtongzhuo。

yulujunzhan,jiranjieleyige,lingyigeyebiepao!

“duile,niyejiewodian。”

......

“???????”

“wocao,wohaoxiangwule!!!”

“kuaikuaikuai!!!tongpaomenxianqubiedeguojiazhibojiankanxi!!!”

“......”

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啪~

一声清脆的耳光声。

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然,还是迟了。

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“奥。”

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啊!!!

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......

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镜头回到班级教室。

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“......”

zhibojiandeguanzhongshayanle。

genguiyijieqian?xianmingzhangle?

“suiranzhidaozheikenengshizuiyoudejie,danzongjuedesuyuncikedexingweiyoudiandianshizahuishi...”

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突然。

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咚咚~咚咚~

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“是组长!”

......

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lanmingpaihebaimingpaiyoushenmequbiema?

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钱或许很重要?

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“yaobuyaolaidiannaileiyinpin?”

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mie..kai.....mie..kai.....mie..

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好了,不用犹豫了。